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In 2018 I managed to come to terms with Twitter, mainly because I finally got myself a smartphone. I started off with something like 11 followers in March. Thanks mainly to the huge and highly supportive writing community, I’m now on my way to 3,000. I’ve had some brilliant conversations with some brilliant people along the way; I feel as if I have made some friends. Would you believe I even hooked up with two of my favourite authors, Steven Saylor and M. R. C. Kasasian? And yet, as great as this undoubtedly is, not everything is peaches in the Twitterverse.

The reason for my expanded following is that I get mentioned in numerous “follow trains” and pyramid-style “tag” games. Both have their downsides. “I went out for beer and when I got back I found a hundred new notifications waiting for me,” as the recipient of one such tag game put it. It can cause those of us who don’t know how to mute conversations enormous distress. One of the ones I participated in (you’ll probably know it—“7 book covers over 7 days; no explanations, no comments”) proved stressful for one of the people I tagged. Yet someone she tagged enjoyed it so much, they set up a brand new round of their own. So my first resolution is to join in only those games I can see some benefit in, and to be very, very careful about whom I tag, if anyone. I’ve never been good at following rules.

You won’t be surprised to learn that there are rather unscrupulous people out there who use the writing community’s follow trains for their own dastardly schemes. Media types, “influencers” (what a horrid word), bank executives, and even footballers (mine played for Arsenal) follow you, knowing full well you’ll diligently follow them back. Then, after a suitable amount of time has passed, they drop you like a hot potato, with the hope you won’t notice. Why? Because it boosts their following. Here’s a tip: mute them before you unfollow them. If they ever try their scam on you again (and sometimes they do), their “follow” will appear with a mute sign attached, warning you that you’ve had dealings with them before. This time, let them hang: they can boost your following for a while. Or—and here’s my second resolution—learn to recognize the signs, and don’t follow them in the first place.

Then there are the people—typically with fewer than three tweets to their name, if any—who immediately start DMing you (sending you direct messages) as soon as you click their follow button. Often they’re young women, who tell me they want to get to know me better. I used to reply that I do not DM, not that that ever stopped them. “Why not?” “We could always use (insert the name of some other app here) instead?” My third resolution: if by chance I mistakenly follow any more of them, I have prepared a brilliant, very obviously pre-written advertisement for my books, in which I thank them for following me, politely explain that I do not DM, and say that I look forward to reading their proper tweets.

Which brings me on to the book promotion schemes that DM, especially ones claiming to get you reviews on Goodreads and Amazon. “How does that sound?” they ask. “It sounds like it’s a bit too late,” I answer. “I already have quite a good number.” But they are a tenacious breed. They are not going to let a sales lead stop at that. Apparently by increasing my reviews, I increase my ranking on both sites, which in turn increases my “organic reach”. Two brow-beating interactions later, having quoted my titles to me (shows that they care), they finally concede defeat. Unfortunately, I haven’t yet come up with a strategy for cutting them off right at the start.

On a final note, two of the accounts I follow sadly stopped tweeting last year. Both are OK; for the time being, they’d just had enough. If by some miracle they happen to see this: please know that Twitter is poorer without you. And that brings me to my fourth resolution: to try to talk to people more and get to know them better. It is what Twitter is particularly good at, after all. Which only leaves me to wish you all, dear friends and readers, a very happy and healthy New Year!

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Michael

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How to mute a conversation: “I went out for beer and when I got back I found a hundred new notifications waiting for me,” as one account put it. If you’ve ever been tagged in a popular, ongoing conversation with 36 others taking part, you will know how overwhelming this can feel. The Friday follow (#FF) trains on which the writing community thrives are a prime example of this. There’s not much you can do once the notifications are there, but you can certainly nip it in the bud—by muting the conversation. Click on any of the tweets in question, then keep clicking until you reach the actual thread. If you then click on the downwards chevron in the top right-hand corner, you’ll see an option to “mute this conversation”. Hey presto! It may take a second or two, but no more responses in your notifications! The downside however…you may still hear that little warning bell sound (or, in my case, what they optimistically call “bongos”). BTW, if you click on the link to my website, you’ll find helpful diagrams for these fixes.

How to see only the latest tweets in chronological order: Ever wondered who the hell half these people are who seem to pop up all over your Twitter feed? Especially when you click on their profiles only to discover that neither you nor they are following each other? Hmmm. This is Twitter deciding that you want to see tweets that people you follow have liked. If you add these to the plethora of retweets you see, it’s a wonder you see any of the tweets that the people you follow put out. Fear not! Help is to hand in the form of filters. Step one. Do a Twitter search, typing the following into the search box:

filter:follows -filter:retweets -filter:replies include:nativeretweets

Step two. If, like me, you don’t really care about the most popular tweets, click on “latest” in the header bar. Behold! Actual original tweets by the people you follow! And, more amazingly, in proper chronological order. Oh yes. *takes a bow* Step three. Click on the tiny column made up of three little circles at the top-right of the header bar. It will bring up a drop-down menu that allows you to save your search. If you want to see the retweets, however, omit the “-filter:retweets” part.

How to find the accounts that you actually want to see: But what if you want to see solely what close friends have been tweeting? The easiest way to do this is by adding them to a “list”. Click on your friend’s account. Somewhere near the top on the right-hand side (in both the phone app and online) you will see a tiny column made up of three small circles. Click on this and you get a drop-down menu, which gives you the option to “Add to list”—or some such similar wording. The first time you do this, you’ll be asked to create a list that you can add them to (in the app, it’s the little circle with the plus sign at the bottom right). You can give the list a name, and you can decide whether it will be public (everyone can see it) or private (just for you). Once you’ve added your friend, you can come back to your list at any time by clicking on your profile pic in the header bar (top right online, top left on the phone app) for a drop-down menu that will take you there.

How NOT to appropriate someone else’s thread: If you’ve ever responded to a friend while they were caught up in a conversation with several others (I know I have), everyone in that conversation gets notified. They get notified, too, when you and your friend start onto another topic quite unrelated to that original thread. It’s rude, and it isn’t necessary, as you can choose who to respond to in situations like this. When you write your reply, you can see exactly who you’re replying to in blue at the top. Click on this, and you’ll see the accounts in the conversation, with your friend in a default position at the top. Simply uncheck those who aren’t part of your spin-off conversation, and click “Done”. Simple as.

How to track your unfollowers: People unfollow you for all kinds of reasons. They may object to something you’ve said. They may be disappointed with your lack of engagement with them—though, trust me, that goes both ways. They may even be one of those sleazy accounts who unfollow you once you’ve followed back, in the hope of boosting their numbers. I’ve a Twitter friend who calls this their “followers-to-following ratio”. He’s right, but it’s a bit of a mouthful. The question is: how can you strike back when Twitter allows you to see only a fraction of those you are following? His answer—and now mine: use an app. Though other social media management apps are available, Who Unfollowed Me? does exactly what it says on the tin. It’s free, it tells you who has unfollowed you, and best of all it allows to to unfollow them back. Before you do, however, here’s a little tip. Visit their account and mute them. Mute, don’t block. If they ever try following you again (and, believe it or not, some do), their name will come up with a mute sign beside it. Don’t bother following them this time. Let them sit there swelling your numbers for a change. One little warning about Who Unfollowed Me? When you join, it can take a while for it to read and understand your account. You won’t be able to do much on the first day. Once you can, though, make sure you check out “Connections” in the header bar. Oh yes!

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“I have got to say, these books are unlike any other I have read...almost impossible to put down.”—Helene Gårdsvold, Amazon.com Reviewer (5 stars)

Happy reading!
Michael

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