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Melissa Simonson

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Slave/mother to a herd of animals, Loch Ness monster enthusiast, breaker of many a wine glass.

Do not challenge her to Harry Potter trivia unless you wish to be slaughtered.

Average rating: 4.03 · 347 ratings · 102 reviews · 10 distinct worksSimilar authors
Doubles

3.89 avg rating — 135 ratings — published 2013 — 2 editions
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Blood Echo

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Burning September

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Hazard Pay

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Snuff

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Lingering

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The Young and the Reckless

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Pretty Waste

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Barney Stinson
“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”
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“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”
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“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
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Christine Hatfield Thanks for accepting my friend request


✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) Thanks for the add, Melissa! Can't wait to chat books with you:)


Melissa Simonson Ashley *Hufflepuff Kitten* wrote: "Hi Melissa! Great to hear about White Oleander, I've got it at home and haven't read it yet :)"
it's great, I've been re-reading it since I was about thirteen. hope you like it!


Ashley Marie Hi Melissa! Great to hear about White Oleander, I've got it at home and haven't read it yet :)


Sophia Thanks for the friend request, Melissa!

See you around GR!


Stacey is Sassy Hey Melissa, thanks for the friend invite. See you around :-) ♥


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