Himmilicious's Blog, page 16
November 7, 2013
Public dealing
Writers mutilate their talent by the mock praises, eventually, they start writing to please others in the pursuit of being the addicts of pseudo appreciation. In the same manner they get disheartened and demoralized by the criticism and aspersions of the same class. Being a writer one must take those words into consideration which are said by authenticated critics and standardized writers. One must not insult his art by making it a public property. Always remember, "If you leave the decisions to public they will slit your throat, behead you and burn you into the ashes to make your statue and worship"
On writing
Be a hungry reader before writing your gem, But make sure you choose the quality not quantity. Most of the times we take a wrong perception by the number of books read, no! If you have planned to be a writer, always make sure while researching, you must focus upon "how/what not to write" than 'what/how to write' Ignoring this fact can be a cause of acquisition for plagiarism.
Shayari Hindi
..aur kuch is tarah rooh me basta chala gaya vo jaise katil ne dil me khanjar utaar diya ho..
एक दसतक सी हुइ फिर दिल के किवाड़ परशायद तेरी याद फिर मयखाने से लड़खड़ाती चली आई है.. Him161113
एक दसतक सी हुइ फिर दिल के किवाड़ परशायद तेरी याद फिर मयखाने से लड़खड़ाती चली आई है.. Him161113
..aur kuch is tarah rooh me basta chala gaya vo jaise kat...
..aur kuch is tarah rooh me basta chala gaya vo jaise katil ne dil me khanjar utaar diya ho..
Shayari
Ae kaash,
wo subah neend se jaage to,
humse ladne aaye..
ke tum kon hoti ho?
mujhe khawabo me satane wali..
"Tu kuchh bhi kar, aadat badal le.. fitrat kaise badlega? tu insaan hai, insaan hi rahega.."
wo subah neend se jaage to,
humse ladne aaye..
ke tum kon hoti ho?
mujhe khawabo me satane wali..
"Tu kuchh bhi kar, aadat badal le.. fitrat kaise badlega? tu insaan hai, insaan hi rahega.."
Writers' evaluation?
How a writer evaluates laymen Grammar Depth of knowledge on subject Sense of humor Ego-satisfaction Seeks praise and no criticism Sensible development of conversation. If other party fails in these tests.. a writer won't prefer to talk again. To conclude witty and skilled in language! True?
Publicity Stunts?
I like the new "publicity stunt trend" now a days.. No material, No Publisher, No Authenticity yet the "facebook Advertising/ Page Promotion/Pre-Publicity method" to attract "customers" is interesting, Bollywoodification or Commodification of Literature has not only lost its concrete form but also metamorphosed a "reader" into "customer". Not being brusque, but It is true..what do you think?
Who is a writer and what is writing?
Some say.. writing is giving vent to their emotions. For some it is the coition with beloved. After beating about bush/Obama/manmohan (lol) And juggling with palaver and terminologies, could they annotate , what writing is.. If it is what, 'they' say, how does it feel? Is it the same way I feel when I meet my love and let my body melt in his arms? Who is a writer? What is writing? If it is an art, a writer evolves into an artist.. So technically are we going to agree what the trendsetter have left.. As I always say.. The worst thing a person does after reaching his destination is to forget his journey.. You are, because they made you.. They? Your readers! And still everything revolves around the question who is a writer and what is writing..? :)
November 6, 2013
Grab a quick bite from the pie of literary theory.
When we talk about literary theory, what do we understand?
Of course, literary theory is the body of ideas and methods we use in the practical reading of literature.
But most of us get confused, ergo, it is must yo note down that by literary theory we refer not to the meaning of a work of literature but to the theories that reveal what literature can mean.Now grab a quick bite from the pie literary theory and understand "what the heck is it?" Link :- http://litteratrices.wordpress.com/2013/11/06/take-a-quick-bite-of-the-literary-theory-cake/
Of course, literary theory is the body of ideas and methods we use in the practical reading of literature.
But most of us get confused, ergo, it is must yo note down that by literary theory we refer not to the meaning of a work of literature but to the theories that reveal what literature can mean.Now grab a quick bite from the pie literary theory and understand "what the heck is it?" Link :- http://litteratrices.wordpress.com/2013/11/06/take-a-quick-bite-of-the-literary-theory-cake/
October 26, 2013
Some random sapiosexual late night verbal encounter
Case history :- Met a random guy last night, no profile picture but a photo of dinosaurs. after a long I had some crazy chat with some firangi.
Chat..
He :You are a writer?
Me: who said that? Nay, I sell Egg Parathas!
He: I just asked.. Paratha is okay but egg? Dont u think world needs veganism today
ME: yeah! I am trying to experiment with green grass parathas!
HE: (abt 225 ppl have liked ur pic though u dont look like katy perry, its weird)
ME: jesus! How would I look like Katty Perry? We don't share same parents!!
HE:Dont u think u r very funny
ME: Why would I waste time to doubt and question the immortal universal truths??
HE: Dammit, an indian woman i.e a subjugated oppressed human mammal is trying to dominate an ethnic frenchman!
ME:Such awesomeness! Too hard to handle!! Try paddling :o) it'd work.. maybe!
HE:
ME : (continued) Don't tickle my feminist bones you Frenchman.. I eat french fries in larger amount with french wine while enjoying French kisses with my male chauvinist man!
HE: Well indian man is inherently misogynist, i m sorry for that
ME: And you cannot feel the pleasure to dominate the king of misogynists that's Indian woo-men..
HE: Hahahahahaha
ME: :o) I'm one rarest of the rarest breeds.. bow down I'm the queen..
HE: Well, my european ancestors have ruled over your indian ancestors. It would be bit odd if i allow u to dominate
ME: As I said.. be chained to the bedpost and let my whips answer your questions Leave a text to your European ancestors.. you've met Lilith the mother of their devils!!
HE: What makes u so bold. U r indian woman, right?
ME: 80% devil and 20% Angel (pseudo - only in bpl card)
100% pure Indian OK tested keep distance horny please
HE: Dammit, i never met indian woman like u , who are you?
ME: I'm in mood of some sapiosexual flirt.. got a socially confused dinosaur to roast and chew!!
HE: You sound scary
ME: That's a typical statement I get and I grammatically transform it into a compliment who am I?
Be my slave.. do as I command.. or simple do homework on me!!
(Continued)Scary? Did I tell you about my supernatural powers that I get by my cannibalism
HE: Seeing you, i can say india is proressing , at least there exist few women who r not scared of men and society.
ME: Men? Society? They're both born out of women.. we make them.. at every inch of the road they cover in the journey of their lives.. from correction to erection! Welcome to India.. we still wear saree and keep long veils in front of our elders but wear jeans instead of petticoats so that we can show our skills of kick boxing when required.. women are the cause of their own miseries Mr.Frenchman..
HE: Wow...Who are you?
ME: I love it when firangi go curious about me.. Just a mediocre, woman, daughter, lover, sapiosexually high human with peculiar sense of humor! :o)
HE: Huhh
ME: Come on.. stalk my profile.. ogle my pictures.. be fascinated.. Google about me.. read me.. try to create castle of ideas and judgements about me.. do homework French dino!! Europeans are not supposed to be lazy like Indians .
HE: Ogle ur pictures? Lol, self praise is no praise
ME: it's a season of self praise.. (elections) everybody is doing so.. Did I tell you the extra perks of being cannibal? *narcissism*
Even our political parties also follow narcissism
HE: Hahahahaha
ME: Healthy flirtations need healthy brains
Healthy brains need healthy body
Healthy body needs good food
Good food at this fucking time needs to be cooked..
Let me cook maggi BRB!
HE: Rofl
late night sapiosexual flirt it was
Chat..
He :You are a writer?
Me: who said that? Nay, I sell Egg Parathas!
He: I just asked.. Paratha is okay but egg? Dont u think world needs veganism today
ME: yeah! I am trying to experiment with green grass parathas!
HE: (abt 225 ppl have liked ur pic though u dont look like katy perry, its weird)
ME: jesus! How would I look like Katty Perry? We don't share same parents!!
HE:Dont u think u r very funny
ME: Why would I waste time to doubt and question the immortal universal truths??
HE: Dammit, an indian woman i.e a subjugated oppressed human mammal is trying to dominate an ethnic frenchman!
ME:Such awesomeness! Too hard to handle!! Try paddling :o) it'd work.. maybe!
HE:
ME : (continued) Don't tickle my feminist bones you Frenchman.. I eat french fries in larger amount with french wine while enjoying French kisses with my male chauvinist man!
HE: Well indian man is inherently misogynist, i m sorry for that
ME: And you cannot feel the pleasure to dominate the king of misogynists that's Indian woo-men..
HE: Hahahahahaha
ME: :o) I'm one rarest of the rarest breeds.. bow down I'm the queen..
HE: Well, my european ancestors have ruled over your indian ancestors. It would be bit odd if i allow u to dominate
ME: As I said.. be chained to the bedpost and let my whips answer your questions Leave a text to your European ancestors.. you've met Lilith the mother of their devils!!
HE: What makes u so bold. U r indian woman, right?
ME: 80% devil and 20% Angel (pseudo - only in bpl card)
100% pure Indian OK tested keep distance horny please
HE: Dammit, i never met indian woman like u , who are you?
ME: I'm in mood of some sapiosexual flirt.. got a socially confused dinosaur to roast and chew!!
HE: You sound scary
ME: That's a typical statement I get and I grammatically transform it into a compliment who am I?
Be my slave.. do as I command.. or simple do homework on me!!
(Continued)Scary? Did I tell you about my supernatural powers that I get by my cannibalism
HE: Seeing you, i can say india is proressing , at least there exist few women who r not scared of men and society.
ME: Men? Society? They're both born out of women.. we make them.. at every inch of the road they cover in the journey of their lives.. from correction to erection! Welcome to India.. we still wear saree and keep long veils in front of our elders but wear jeans instead of petticoats so that we can show our skills of kick boxing when required.. women are the cause of their own miseries Mr.Frenchman..
HE: Wow...Who are you?
ME: I love it when firangi go curious about me.. Just a mediocre, woman, daughter, lover, sapiosexually high human with peculiar sense of humor! :o)
HE: Huhh
ME: Come on.. stalk my profile.. ogle my pictures.. be fascinated.. Google about me.. read me.. try to create castle of ideas and judgements about me.. do homework French dino!! Europeans are not supposed to be lazy like Indians .
HE: Ogle ur pictures? Lol, self praise is no praise
ME: it's a season of self praise.. (elections) everybody is doing so.. Did I tell you the extra perks of being cannibal? *narcissism*
Even our political parties also follow narcissism
HE: Hahahahaha
ME: Healthy flirtations need healthy brains
Healthy brains need healthy body
Healthy body needs good food
Good food at this fucking time needs to be cooked..
Let me cook maggi BRB!
HE: Rofl
late night sapiosexual flirt it was
