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What Roommate Surveys Should Really Be Asking

By now, those of you who are college freshman have eased into your first year. Perhaps you’re realizing that showering is overrated, Chipotle is not, and money cannot be seen growing on any of the quad’s trees. You also may or may not be sleeping beneath said trees. And who could blame you? Your roommate has a mound of underwear piling up on her side of the floor. Her morning alarm is burned into your sleepless brain. She’s decided to host a Phish listening party in your room.

Many of us have been failed by our universities’ respective “Roommate Preference” system. The surveys we filled out as freshmen were designed to pair us with our ideal matches, but more often than not, they didn’t.

When I think back to my dorm days, the image that comes to mind is of the shower in my four-person suite. The drain was clogged with the hair of multiple women, so you couldn’t wash yourself without the water rising mid-calf. The floor was coated with a grime so thick, it once took me two days to scrub the mystery stuff off. When I did, nobody noticed. I showered at the gym from there on out.

I distinctly recall checking the “very clean” box on my roommate survey, although I do believe my penmanship spoke for itself.

Common roommate preference questions include:

1. Are you an early/late/ just in time for class riser? 

How can one answer this question? Everybody knows it depends on the weather.

2. When listening to music, do you prefer the volume set soft/medium/ loud?

In or out of the shower? Drake or Kanye?

3. Would you consider yourself outgoing/moderately reserved/ quiet? 

Depends on what my TV lineup looks like that evening.

The diluted survey questions command less depth than a Buzzfeed quiz claiming to answer which kind of burrito you are. Just because I checked off “early riser” does not mean I’m okay with my roommate’s 7 AM snooze button noise. Until this day, I cannot hear the sound of an iPhone’s “Constellation” without feeling pangs of anxiety. So, in honor of midterm season and roommate horror stories everywhere, I’ve devised a list of questions roommates surveys should really be asking. Here’s looking to you, NYU.

But who am I to say? Maybe you lucked out with your roommate. Maybe you guys spend Tuesday nights baking oatmeal raisin cookies and watching The Mindy Project while Ella Fitzgerald jazzes it up in the background. Or maybe, like me, you’ve got some horror stories up your sleeve. Come on, tell us. We promise not to tell your roommate.

Video courtesy of The Cut

A Case For the Beret

What is it about this hat? For the past few weeks I’ve been staring at it, trying to justify the price while figuring out how to incorporate it into my existing wardrobe. A hat cannot double as pants. A hat this expensive cannot double as an umbrella. And this hat, because it is a beret, risks the clichéd image of an American tourist skipping through Paris, baguette in arm, asking “Am I French yet?”

It also begs for the uninitiated to make comparisons to mimes.

Yet there is something about hats that projects a certain kind of confidence — they’re a sartorial dare that can thoroughly enhance or change an outfit. They’re also easy to remove and stuff in your bag if you decide you literally can’t even.

Maybe all the talk about barrettes and the half up half down hair solution has me gravitating towards a more polished look up top. Sure I love a good beanie, baseball hat, and even fedora, but I do think a case can be made for sporting a beret without resembling a caricature if done with the right sweater, skirt, and boots or (even sneakers and a slouchy pant).

Plus, sometimes it’s just fun to to look like you’re wearing a muffin on your head. Do you have strong feelings about berets? Air them out in the comments.

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Sorry for Dad-Joking

You’re sitting at a restaurant with a friend. The waitress comes bearing your friend’s meal first (yours is still in the kitchen or something). Then as she places the plate on top of the table, you do one of three things:

A) Look expectantly at the waitress and blink a few times and purr so that she knows you’re hungry and would like some food too.

B) Take a few fries off your friend’s plate because you’re patient and know that your food is probably coming out next.

C) Bring the plate towards you as you say to your friend in a loud, jovial voice, “Man! This looks delicious! Now what did you order?”

If you chose A, you’re a cat. B, you’re normal. If you chose C, then you just dad-joked.

Dad Jokes can happen to anyone. Though more commonly found in groups of grown men who’ve reached the age of post-frat calf socks, arch-support sneakers, heart burn and a lack of the emotion called embarrassment, dad jokes are also prevalent among young women who appreciate cheesy humor despite a strong grasp of popular culture and the modern vernacular.

Because they are not technically fathers, nor do they possess the physical addendum that would biologically enable them to be fathers (yet their terrible punchlines are on par with those who do), said young women are commonly referred to as Dad-Jokers; DJs* for short.

*This is precisely why the AP Stylebook posits “deejay” as the proper spelling for he or she who spins records/hits play on an iPod — so as not to confuse beat-dropping professionals with those who tell terrible jokes. Dad-Jokers: making DJs uncool since 1955.

It’s important to note that the inflicted (DJs) may not even be aware of their groan-worthy quips. Those who grew up exposed to the condition might subconsciously regurgitate lines out of habit without ever realizing that what they said was supremely lame.

At the deli counter, for example, when asked for her name, a DJ will most likely respond with, “You can call me anything ya want so long as it isn’t late to dinner!” The butcher, who has been standing behind the counter longer than it takes a parrot or tortoise to die, will not be amused.

Should a DJ run into a teenager she used to babysit with the parent who used to pay her, she will probably say something obviously wrong to the high schooler, like, “How old are you now, 40?” Or she’ll comment on appearance: “Who’s this funny lookin’ kid?”

When hosting a dinner party or even a simple gathering of friends she will announce, upon each refill and ladling of various mashes that she “can’t let ya go back to Brooklyn and say we didn’t feed ya*!” Again. Eye rolls. No one will be amused.

*It’s unclear as to why DJs cannot pronounce some words to their completion, such as “ya” rather than “you,” or “lookin'” rather than “looking,” but etymologists suspect it originated from the dialect of uncles who steal appendages like noses or ears, and ask guests to pull their fingers.

While the batting average of a DJ tends to be high on the scale of swing-and-a-miss, there remains a strong audience for such lines as, “You two must be sisters,” and, “I’m hungry.” “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.” The audience is as follows:

– Toddlers

– The elderly women who greet customers at supermarkets

That’s it, actually, but you’d be surprised at what a wide range of the population that covers.

Still, where DJing comes in handy is any time you need to break the ice. Anytime awkward silence needs filling, tension needs to be cut, an obvious pun needs to be pointed out or someone needs to chill the eff out. Some people call them cheap jokes, some call it a bad sense of humor. Whatever you call it, just don’t call it late to dinner.

6 Things for 5 PM

It’s our job to give you things to talk about. It’s your job to not get caught reading about them. We make a good team. Speaking of teams…

EMBARRASSING NEWS: Drake air-balls, hard 

I know he’s getting made fun of for this but like, I couldn’t make that shot either.

MUSIC NEWS: Cara Delevingne and Pharrell are collaborating on a song

Apparently, it’s “huge.” And there will be a video. And they’re planning a Bey-style drop without warning.

But this is kind of a warning, so that’s awkward. [Dazed Digital]

FRODO NEWS:  Elijah Wood is officially the best celebrity

He won the title by taking this photograph with a fan. [Paper]

DATING NEWS: Tinder gets an upgrade

But it will cost you both dollar bills and possibly, your dignity. [The Cut]

WILDLIFE NEWS: Snoop Dogg, with the help of Jimmy Kimmel, makes Plizzanet Earth

Like Planet Earth, but…foggier And better.

FASHION NEWS: Nowness makes a parody video about the cult of Phoebe Philo

It’s funny because it’s kind of true. [Nowness]

How to Get Dressed Without Getting Dressed

The industry dedicated to getting dressed no longer really wants anyone to get dressed. For the past few months young designers and their corresponding fans have been suggesting we run around as though we’re about to go to the gym, starting with the track pant, then the sneaker, pool slides, sports bras as crop tops and then full on jock (see Alexander Wang for H&M).

But in order to get to the gym, one theoretically has to get out of bed. Isn’t that why no one actually goes?

Let’s take it one step further, then, and avoid getting dressed altogether.

Just this morning we discussed whether or not 25 is the “new” 21. Whatever your stance, at the quarter-century mark there’s an arbitrary line that’s drawn (though the argument remains over who crosses it, and when). The unanimous agreement, however, is that one can truly call themselves an adult — whether that’s at 18, 21, 25 or 39 — when they have a really nice pair of pajamas to wear to bed. Here’s what doesn’t count: a tattered class of ’06 t-shirt from a random school that a friend’s cousin attended.

This means that step one is to conquer the holy-shit-I’m-not-a-kid crisis and buy yourself a nice set of sleepers. Let’s do this together:

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NOW! Before you have an existential panic and start checking your head for grays, the whole point is to essentially be lazy, so breathe easy. This is basically teenager-late-for-a-test dressing. Feel better? Ok.

So you’ve got your pajamas on because you’ve worn them to bed. Your alarm goes off — I know, Leandra already sleep-walked you through this — but now all you have to do is stand up, brush your teeth, wash your face, and add a blazer.

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Insider tip: if the blazer is large enough and the weather hasn’t reached its peak, feel free to say ta ta to a bra. Or at least go with one that’s soft enough to sleep in, or malleable enough that you can put it on under your shirt. Like you’re camping!

Now, if your pajamas come with pants, theoretically, you’re done. If they’re a shorts-set, and it’s cold, I am pretty sure you can handle putting on pants. Just bend over, grab the nearest pair. The weird thing about pajama shirts — or maybe it’s not weird at all — is that they’re technically button downs, which means they look good with errythang. (Feeling fancy? Extra adult? Do a skirt, but ditch the blazer.)

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I suppose you’ll need shoes too, now. Go with a loafer that’s leather (avoid velvet driving mocs, though, you’re not Hugh Hefner) or a white sneaker, or if you’re an overachiever despite being a sleeper-inner, add a heel.

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And there you have it. You’re dressed, but you didn’t really get dressed. You didn’t end up going to the gym, either, but you look good!

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What Was Your Worst Hair Decision?

Did you spend most of your tween years in lectures about the dangers of gateway drugs? I did, but everyone spent so much time warning me about meth that they forgot to mention the slippery slope that is highlights.

My natural hair color is nearly black, and save for a traumatic brush with Japanese straightening when I was in 6th grade, I’ve never really done anything to it. The first hit of bleach was small: a few face framing blonde pieces. I felt fresh and springy and began to abandon my signature haven’t-washed-my-hair-in-a-while-bun in favor of letting those luscious, lighter locks flow. I found myself back at the salon not three weeks later. Emboldened, I asked for more. Was I sure? Of course I was sure.

“Make me blonde.” It wasn’t blonde blond, but it was definitely Jessica-Alba-in-the-2000s blonde, otherwise known as too goddamn blonde. I loved it. I adopted a new vernacular to match my hair and began saying “dude” and “rad” every other sentence. I vowed to stop binging on Law & Order: SVU and replace it with lighthearted comedies. Maybe I’d wear polka dots. I bought a peasant blouse. I signed up for a painting class and a yoga class, both of which I would fail to attend.

I wanted to be different, and I thought the way to get there was through peroxide. “Wherever you go, there you are,” it turns out, is still true even if you can no longer be recognized by the color of your ponytail.

Most people told me they liked it, probably because I went around saying, “You like my hair, right??” I was blonde-ish for exactly eleven days when I began to notice that my boyfriend — a man whose only celebrity crush is Tina Fey — kept pointing out beautiful brunettes to me in magazines, movies, and on the street. “I just love how dark her hair is, you know? That’s really my thing.” Subtle.

A week later — a little under three weeks total — the jig was up. While we were at lunch with my parents, it suddenly got quiet. “You’re beautiful with your natural hair too, Kayla,” my dad said. My boyfriend nodded his head vigorously. “You know, if you want to go back to brown, we’ll treat you,” added my mom. Okay. Lesson learned. I’m not Jessica 2000 Alba.

Make me feel better and share your less-than-wise hair sagas with me, please.

Image shot by Jamie Nelson for Elle Mexico June 2001

Taylor Swift Hits on New York, Plus More Tuesday Toppings for Your Fro Yo Brain!

Good morning, have a coffee, here’s some stuff!

Madewell’s a Francophile, Too

Madewell launched their collaboration today with French cult label — the good kind of cult — Sézane, which is great news because A) it’s French and B) you can’t find it in America otherwise. Also C) the designer, Morgane Sezalory, thinks we are cool too:

“I wanted to strike a balance between our two cities, Paris and New York.” She said. “I imagined pieces for two women. First, a French woman trying to “fit” in New York—she wants to be chic, but cool and casual in that way Americans do so well.”

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An NYC Carriage Horse Was Like, Screw You Guys, I’m Going Home [Gawker]

That poor horse. Horses are not meant to be on concrete. He probably hates Taylor Swift’s new song already. Also, to the cops HONKING at him, maybe loud noises and flashing lights aren’t the best way to get a freaked out animal to calm down. You should have called me.

FKA Twigs Creates a “Concept Film” for Google Glass

Still unclear as to what the point of Google Glass is when you can just strap an iPad to your head with a headband, but whatever, I like FKA Twigs and this music video is sick.

Taylor Swift Writes a Love Song to New York

I attempt to refrain from making a joke about what happens when she and the city break up.

This song is just begging for a revival of Gossip Girl? It has bright lights, big city TV intro all over it and I don’t hate it.

Round Table: Is 25 the New 21?

25 is the New 21, at least according to one author for The Atlantic. “For some parents,” reads her story’s tagline, “the deadline for a kid’s financial independence has gotten an extension.” As a group of women who fall somewhere between 22 and haven’t-you-turned-29-twice, the article made us wonder exactly where on the spectrum of age, independence, emotional maturity and dog year calculations that put us.

Leandra Medine: Is 25 the new 21? I don’t think that 21 was ever a time where…

Amelia Diamond: You don’t think 21 was ever the 25?

LM: I also don’t think 25 is the 25. I think that as a rule children stay under the wings of their parents until they’re married or with children. At least in a city like New York.

AD: I have two friends, and other than that, I don’t know anyone except for our parents’ generation, who put themselves through college…

LM: I didn’t put myself through college

AD: I know but at 18, maybe younger, my mom was on her own. I would say I only have 2 friends who really assumed full adulthood upon college graduation and I would argue those two had actually assumed it before graduating. I don’t know anyone else.

Kayla Tanenbaum: I think what this article is responding to is how many people—not just in New York, because I think New York is a whole different situation—but how many people after college move back home. I feel like that number has increased.

AD: Do you think marriage is “the age”? Not an age, but…

LM: You become an individual, yeah.

KT: That makes sense because there are all of the reports where more people than ever, under 26, are not married.

Esther Levy: I think that now a lot of people are going for their secondary degrees. Now in the workplace some people are under the impression that it’s not enough to just have an undergrad degree. People are going to law school, to business school, whatever it may be. That also contributes to debt.

LM: But you’re also seeing a backlash to education in the age of Zuckerbergian success and Facebook, where you drop out of school and become a billionaire?

EL: I think that’s a very small percentage.

AD: I think more people are going to school than ever before.

KT: The only people that talk about people not going to college are these trend pieces about saying “The End of College” or whatever, but most people in America think that, for now, if you want to move up in the career world, you have to finish college.

AD: On a non financial scale—I know this article focused on finances and what that meant as far as responsibility and growing up—but something we’ve touched on over and over and so has the media, is that our generation assumes the identity of independence early, we take on a more adult air, but that we’re actually growing up slower. People are getting married later. I just had someone in high school ask me, “Do people ‘your age,’ 26, still do the hook up thing with no titles?” It’s like… yeah. We do. Which is what 16-year-olds do. We’re on a different trajectory than our parents, who were married and maybe had kids by age 25.

Charlotte Fassler: People aren’t on these standardized career trajectories now the way that they were in our parents’ generation. There was more pressure to pick a job, support yourself, and now I think millennials have this much more individualized view of what they want their careers to look like. Now there are more jobs that don’t have standardized hours where you go to an office, but you are working in a generally creative environment.

AD: It’s like the digital age has professionalized that sort of bohemian/artist lifestyle. I feel like almost everyone I know, at age 25 or 26, quit the jobs that they had—they had been going to law school and they quit that, or med school, and they’re all focusing on these individual and totally legitimate entrepreneurial endeavors, which I don’t think was really as much of a possibility before the time of Twitter and Instagram and the Internet, as weird as that sounds. Back in the day, if you were going to law school, that was your plan.

LM: Sophie’s a perfect example of that. She went to law school, she worked at a firm for a year, and then she launched a line of ice pops.

KT: That really wasn’t my experience at all at school. I was one of the only people I knew graduating without a job lined up. Maybe it’s just the kind of people I went to school with, and I know we’re not trying to talk about finances but I feel like we can’t have this conversation without saying that for the most part—this isn’t true of everyone, of course—the people who do go into more creative fields usually have some kind of assistance from their parents because to have a job that pays so little and is so insecure you kind of need another source of income. You can’t get it from that job.

LM: Right, and that’s the exact example that the story uses.

KT: And they feed into each other. The people who are getting support from their parents enable them to have these jobs…

LM: This is sort of part of the investment phase.

KT: Do you think that enables the employers to pay so little? Maybe there should be an unpaid intern revolt.

LM: We’re kind of a generation of underachieving overachievers, right? We have these fancy educations and a lot of us go to grad school, but then the minute we’re offered a job we’re like “22k a year? What? No health benefits? Okay, I’ll take that! Yes!”

KT: And with the Internet, there’s more room for successful people. Whereas before, you either made it as an artist and were showing at one of the top galleries or you weren’t and there was no kind of Internet fame. Freelance writing, too, has exploded with the Internet.

AD: They say that every generation looks at the generation below it and has fears about them—“When I was your age…”

LM: Well, because as humans we look for proofs of concept.

AD: I keep thinking back to my own dad, who didn’t actually have a real job until my mom was pregnant with me when he was 30. Before that he was just doing his thing in New York City. Everything was cheaper back then. This writer doesn’t seem to have any anxieties about it, they seem to just be putting forward a general “this is how it is now…”

LM: I don’t think it ever wasn’t like this.

AD: That’s similar to what I’m saying, the other gens just look at it from different points of view. It’s different jobs that are being played around with now.

EL: I think it’s definitely a generational thing. My dad has been working since he was 14, he got married at 21 and had his first kid at 23.

LM: That’s the other thing. Women were opting out a ton, Gen X has been Opt-Out generation. As a result of that, those women felt financially independent because they were depending on their husbands, not their parents. My mom got married at 22 and my grandparents lived in Israel at the time, they were super poor, couldn’t support her if they wanted to, but she married my dad and she was financially independent, technically speaking, or at least by the rules of this article. Maybe the same is true for me because I got married when I was 23, and I’ve been financially independent since I graduated when my parents took me off allowance. I lived at home for six months, but then I got engaged, then I got married, then I got health insurance through Abie’s job and poof: I’m financially independent.

KT: I feel like getting married that young is not the norm.

LM: No, it’s not at all. But it was.

KT: I don’t know which came first, is it that our generation marries later than others because we don’t have financial independence and we live at home? Is that causing the delay in marriage? Or is it the reverse, where we have no pressure to have the stability because no one wants to get married and settled down until they’re in their late 20s.

LM: Well, it’s a backlash because we’re also living through the ideological generation of feminism as mainstream, and so women aren’t getting married because we feel like there are other options or because it is our duty to punctuate a certain point.

EL: There are tons of women now—especially in New York — that aren’t getting married. People don’t take the jobs where they aren’t going to be 100% happy so they take less money.

LM: That’s the other thing. The narrative of the American Dream has changed. You’re not living the American Dream if you’re financially successful; you’re living the American Dream if you are spiritually successful.

KT: Which I think is better.

CF: Another big part of it is that a lot of parents who are fortunate enough to have the success to be able to put money towards fueling their children’s passions oftentimes come from families that did not provide them with that at all. Maybe some people would say, “I worked really hard. My kids should do the same thing I had to do,” but I feel like now more than ever parents have these different kinds of relationships with their kids, which is much more nurturing.

People talk about helicopter parenting, with the distance and coldness that came with previous generations—the way that our grandparents raised our parents—it makes parents this time around much more willing to help their children in a way they did not get help. I think there is this mentality of a skipped generation. One generation works really hard so that the one below them can have a better life. It winds up reading as laziness sometimes. This subject brings up a lot of tension: does financial support breed laziness or is it fueling creativity?

LM: What’s that saying? Necessity is the mother of invention. We don’t necessarily—I don’t think anyone in this room—feels that blaring sense of necessity. We, thankfully, don’t work 15 jobs to supplement our salaries.

EL: We’re talking about this privilege. The article mentioned it, but you can’t discount it. We’re speaking about a small percentage.

CF: This article is directed at a small number of people. It comes from a completely privileged standpoint.

KT: But I wonder how much of that is our laziness and how much of that is the economy. I feel like our parents, if they did well in college and they graduated and were looking for a job, there was one to be had. Maybe not their dream job, but it would exist. I feel like a lot of qualified people don’t have jobs, and it’s not only laziness.

[Keith enters]

Keith: The whole breakdown of you should be X, Y, Z, and then at a certain point real life starts at 25. My niece is 26, moved to Florida at 26, found two jobs in less than a week, rented her own apartment, and now she’s way more independent.

EL: Do you think it’s like, “Now that I’m 25 I have to get my shit together?”

Keith: Yes, because most 25 year olds are still acting young.

LM: They’re messing around in da club.

Keith: They’re poppin’ bottles.

AD: Who’s paying for those bottles, though?

Keith: The parents. Some of these kids are living paycheck to paycheck because they can always go back home.

LM: Do you feel like people think 25 is the marker because that’s when you can start renting cars? It literally mobilizes you.

CF: Well, now with Zipcar…

KT: What’s the Affordable Care Act cutoff? Maybe needing your own healthcare is incentive to get a job.

LM: What’s interesting is that a lot of the comments under the Atlantic’s story are just lamenting about how expensive college has gotten.

CF: I think a lot of the backlash with this article, according to the comments, is that they only talked to six parents who all clearly are in the same financial bracket and have the same viewpoint on the subject. This article is representative of a very small group of people, but does address a larger…

KT: Isn’t it true that in Europe people live at home longer? I remember when I did a homestay in Spain, my host family’s children, who were both in their mid-20s, lived at home because neither was married.

LM: That’s also a tenant of traditional Judaism. My parents were much more comfortable with my staying home until I got married, if they could have controlled it had the situation been different, they would have tried

KT: I definitely feel like my parents pull the strings because it’s their money, which is something I struggle with. My mom always threatens me: “If you don’t do X, Y and Z, you’re going to move home.”

AD: I feel like I use that threat against my parents. I’m always threatening to move home. I get that the financial viewpoint of this article is limited to a specific and niche demographic, one that in New York City may feel like it’s the norm but really isn’t, but what I’m really interested in, because this seems like a broader observation, is that 25 seems to be the new 21 emotionally, not just financially. Maybe they’re connected, like you said. We’re not as pressed to settle down and find someone. But it seems that within one individual there are two viewpoints: a hard and intense focus on a fulfilling career, and then the flipside of that, where these same people are working so hard for careers yet their social life is pretty hedonistic and all about having fun and being young. This is the age to be selfish. Worry about your friends, worry about partying, but you’re not looking for a partner.

KT: Yeah, I definitely feel like a minority among my friends for living with my boyfriend

EL: I feel like a minority being married among everyone. It’s delayed adolescence. Everyone I know, they all have jobs, they all live at home. Their option is that they’d rather spend their paychecks on going to dinner and getting clothes than rent. They can spend all the money on temporal pleasures.

LM: Adolescence, or this timeframe where you get to be a kid is also a relatively new establishment. If you think back, a kid would turn 12 and be shipped off to work.

KT: I read an article somewhere that said that a lot of that has to do with marketing. Teenagers, or the concept of being a teen, is a relatively new phenomenon. Teens have a lot of buying power in terms of trends and being able to take more risks, so this whole teen culture has only existed in the past 50 years and before that you were a child, and then you were not a child. There’s this in-between now.

CF: My question is, who’s to say that it’s a bad thing to have this prolonged adolescence? Do we think it’s a bad thing to have a younger mentality for a longer amount of time?

LM: That’s also really true. There’s so much innovation and creativity is often born out of this juvenile frivolity.

AD: I always tell younger college students: Hang on to your summer after graduation. Don’t get a job. You will get one, even if you’re homeless for a little bit, don’t get a job. I went into post-grad hungry and psychotic about becoming an adult. My last semester of senior year all I wanted to be was independent, out of college. Now I look back on the importance on being stupid in your final days.

LM: I was very hungry for those self-indulgent, messy, mistake-ridden years right after I got married because it felt so definitively over in such a jarring way because I was only 23. I’ve been married for two years now, I’m very happily married, and I don’t miss being a kid. Being an adult shits on being a kid. It’s so much fun to be able to punctuate the sentences of your own life.

AD: The freedom to feel that you can go and make your own dumb purchase and not have anyone except yourself to get mad at you is liberating. It’s terrifying but liberating.

EL: Being married is so different for me than for my parents. I don’t feel like I have an extra burden or responsibility. I’m just living with the person I love. I don’t have children. I’m working, and I feel like that adolescence carried over for me into marriage.

LM: Question. If men menstruated, what are the odds that a heavy flow wouldn’t be a huge coup? What are the odds that men wouldn’t be like, “Yo, I fucking bled through 15 different pairs of underwear this week.”

KT: Tina Fey has that quote that if men gave birth, then there would be paid maternity leave for six months…

LM: But I feel like specifically with our periods, we bleed for seven days a month. It’s horrific and it smells bed and it’s uncomfortable. And yet the general public never actually knows when you’re on your period. Do any of you that I have my period right now?

KT: I do.

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KT: Just kidding.

LM: If this were a function of being a man, everybody would always know. There would be period bars.

AD: There are period bars. It’s called Sixteen Handles. Anyway, I always say that once I hit 26, I didn’t feel like I was old–actually, I do I have grey hair and I can’t see—but I feel like 26 is more of this serious age. At 25 you can say you’re in your early 20s, you can still fuck up. You’re young. 26 is this very scary year where you’re technically in your late 20s. You don’t get the same sympathy. If you mess up at 26 it’s like, “Well that was a bad decision.”

KT: Do you think that it’s because mathematically you’re more than a quarter century old?

AD: I think so, and that’s why I was asking, why 25? It’s a neat number in the middle of a really young 20 and an adult 30.

CF: I know people who have had the same crisis when they were turning 26, of feeling all of a suddenly that there was this pressure on them, that they hadn’t figured out this path.

AD: I think the thing about being 25, whether you’re in finance or if you’re a starving artist, because you’re so young, because the platform is so wide—look at Lena Dunham, Petra Collins, the people who started Snapchat—the scale of young people doing extraordinary things is tipping and that provides a lot of pressure.

KT: Especially because you don’t have to be a professional to have professional success.

LM: I don’t think this is because kids are evolving faster now. I think they’re just being taken more seriously now. The talent has always been there. It’s been dormant, but it’s been there.

AD: Which would mean on the success scale, 21 is the new 25… But is 25 the new 21?

LM: I’m going to continue forward with 21 was never 25. 25 has always been the age.

KT: I really disagree. I think it’s a lot more acceptable to be in an immature place at 25 than it was 30 years ago.

LM: Is that bad thing?

KT: No. It’s s bad thing in terms of the huge difference in privilege it’s perpetuating, exacerbating the trend of erasing the middle class. But the work and the creativity and everything else coming out of this, it’s not bad at all.

AD: I guess I just hope 25 is the new 21 because if so, then I am not a fuck up.

Oscar de la Renta, Iconic Fashion Designer, Passes Away at Age 82

There are all of these different portals through which brave, naive eyes enter into the world fashion. Some come by accident, others by default. It’s an industry that can feel unfamiliar or overwhelming, but there are certain designers whose creations make you feel like you made the right decision; that you belong. Oscar de la Renta, who passed away last night at 82, made people feel like they belonged.

His house has represented high society, uptown dressing, black tie formality and marvelous American women, but these things were never alienating because Mr. de la Renta was warm. He was a gentleman, a true talent, a legend, and an icon.

He changed the face of American fashion, proving couture capability in a market largely run by sportswear. And he never compromised his vision. He continued to marvel in hand sewn appliqués and embroidery deployed from the depths of who knows where until the last moment.

And his spirit — he was full of life, like a little kid in it for the fun — and that’s what his clothes did, right? They had fun. They ensured the wearer had fun. Mr. de la Renta made beautiful, gigantic gowns that were unapologetically noisy. He never shed away from volume; the embroidery was thick, shoes bold. His pantsuits seemed to beg for the addition of a turban, maybe a cocktail ring or costume earrings. His women played dress up each time they wore his clothes.

Dress up. That’s another portal through which many of us entered his world. Because each season, when the house lights turned down and the runway turned on, and the first model marched out in a confident, chin-up strut, Oscar de la Renta — the man and his clothes — reminded every woman, from every portal, “You belong.”

His departure is tragic. Fashion will never be the same. His absence will feel forever present in the industry that he helped define, and yet he leaves behind a legacy of successors, of young designers, of women and men who grew up admiring him. In no way will he be forgotten; his gowns will carry on.

Edited by Leandra Medine

Photo by Stuart Ramson/Associated Press via the New York Times, Runway Images via Style.com

Do Good Today

Elisa Sednaoui is doing great things. Last year, the model/actress/MR-declared style icon founded The Elisa Sednaoui Foundation, an organization that is dedicated to providing children with creative outlets — children who live in areas that would otherwise not have access to such programs. “Our hope,” she says, “is to support projects that promote the personal and educational development of young people through creative programs that embrace innovation while celebrating rich traditions and cultural exchange.”

Along with designers Christian Louboutin and Lisa Marie Fernandez, Elisa and her organization are currently working on an initiative to raise money that will provide children in a rural area of Egypt with after school activities, classes and workshops that focus on art and creative learning.

You can do great things too by donating to the cause on MyGoodness.com, where $10 will not only make a difference, but it will enter you in a contest that could potentially mean a flight to Paris to meet Christian Louboutin and Elisa Sednaoui. (At the time of this post you have 20 days left so no pressure, but get clicking.)

Learn more here and then watch this video below that will probably make your whole day and also, make you wish you knew how to play the harmonica.

Feature image via Elisasednaoui.org