Calvero's Blog, page 174

I had to come here and tell you your play dead poem was fantastic. Great job and very powerful.

Thank you so much. That made my day, stranger. Much love.

“Keep it to yourself The darkest pangs of perfect hell Try to...

“Keep it to yourself

The darkest pangs of perfect hell

Try to get it out

Everything that hurts will one day fade away”

Do you think you're a good person?

I was sitting in McDonald’s, watching an old, homeless man who was balding with white hair. He...

Fuck you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I love you.

I can’t stay mad at you.

Oh, wait. Yes I can.

(burns down your house)

Mwhahaha…

Yo, do you want to share what you like about your preferred gender?

When I worked in animal hospitals, 90% of the techs were women. And all of them were insanely good...

Can you, your cats, my cats, and I be friends and then when I perform my cats bucket list next month our cats throw a cat party with cat drugs and cat strippers?

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I’m in love with you shaded gray face with...

What part of life gives you the most joy and exuberance?

Creating something I’m proud of that no one else would get or enjoy. Or finding new, creative ways...

How do you feel about lima beans?

Lima beans… Lima beans?! LIMA BEANS?!!!!! (smashes windows) (flips bed) (throws cats) (knocks...

How do you get over someone you love but doesn't love you anymore?

Don’t try to get over them really. Or get rid of them, I guess. Because you can’t get...

Do you have a girlfriend?

I have a signed picture of myself that I carry around 24/7 and that I prop up and dine with and blow...