Calvero's Blog, page 170
April 21, 2016
nikolawashere:
Abandoned floating McDonald’sThe McBarge,...

Abandoned floating McDonald’s
The McBarge, officially named the Friendship 500, was a McDonald’s restaurant, intended to showcase future technology and architecture.The derelict McBarge has been
anchored empty in Burrard Inlet since 1991, amid industrial barges and an oil refinery.
April 20, 2016
iamhomeless:
“31st btw 5th and Madison”
She closes her eyes...


“31st btw 5th and Madison”
She closes her eyes & brushes the
hair
from her face like a newlywed clock
that the sun sets itself & secretly
masturbates to.
Holy shit…
I know she’s performed this action
thousands of times but I’m just grateful
I got to see it once.
April 19, 2016
iamhomeless:
“31st btw 6th and 7th”
A $40 t-shirt in a NYC...


“31st btw 6th and 7th”
A $40 t-shirt in a NYC gift shop
that says, “I walked to the edge of
this island and all I got was the foul
smell of garbage and the even fouler
smell of rich, hollow lives being
passed on/sold to future generations.”
April 18, 2016
iamhomeless:
“35th btw Park & Lexington”
I just want...
iamhomeless:
“21st & 8th”
Laura rolled over and smiled at...


“21st & 8th”
Laura rolled over and smiled at me
like scrambled eggs.
Her eyes were the color of the last pair
of blue eyes on the planet.
“Your beard smells like my pussy,” she said.
A neon-yellow kayak floated out of her
nose and poked me in the eye.
We laughed and then she ate the kayak
like a Cheez-It.
I wanted my beard to smell like her pussy
forever but she’s migrating south on greener winds she picked up for free
on the side of the road, leaving me in the
shadowy company of one resounding,
unblinking question -
where am I ever going to find another last pair of blue eyes on the planet?
April 15, 2016
April 14, 2016
iamhomeless:
“59th & 1st”
A bubbling insanity like...

“59th & 1st”
A bubbling insanity like squirrels
inhaling helium balloons
& laughing in the shit-squalor-apartment
that is your head.
I want to bang on the ceiling
with a broom & tell them to keep it down
but I can’t
and all because I’m not 5% braver/
5% stronger.
April 13, 2016
iamhomeless:
“Madison Square Park”
You all stare at me like I...


“Madison Square Park”
You all stare at me like I have
a racist, used tampon stapled
to my forehead
but I love you regardless.
Buried beneath you, married to you -
we are all we have on this floating,
flushable rock.
April 12, 2016
iamhomeless:
“12th & Broadway”
Her hair was the color of...


“12th & Broadway”
Her hair was the color of embarrassed
ketchup and the way she poured cream
into her coffee reminded me of someone
petting a stray cat.
“Marry me,” I wanted to say to her.
“Fuck me with your blushing gentleness
forever.”






