iamhomeless:

“21st & 8th”

Laura rolled over and smiled at...





iamhomeless:



“21st & 8th”



Laura rolled over and smiled at me

like scrambled eggs.



Her eyes were the color of the last pair

of blue eyes on the planet.



“Your beard smells like my pussy,” she said.



A neon-yellow kayak floated out of her

nose and poked me in the eye.



We laughed and then she ate the kayak

like a Cheez-It.



I wanted my beard to smell like her pussy

forever but she’s migrating south on greener winds she picked up for free

on the side of the road, leaving me in the

shadowy company of one resounding,

unblinking question -



where am I ever going to find another last pair of blue eyes on the planet?

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Published on April 18, 2016 11:35
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