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February 26, 2016

Calvero's cats, what is it like to live with Calvero?

“It’s great except for his incessant tuba practicing and farting. Both of which sound...
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Published on February 26, 2016 15:42

If your skeleton were to rip itself out of your body and put on a song that it then danced to, what song would it be and what dance would it do?

I get asked this question all the time….
(Rolls eyes)

Mambo #5. And the dance would be my...
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Published on February 26, 2016 15:39

February 25, 2016

play dead

On those days when your smile looks like a hammered bluebird,

play dead.

When life becomes nothing...
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Published on February 25, 2016 07:29

February 24, 2016

Rad.



Rad.

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Published on February 24, 2016 13:58

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Published on February 24, 2016 11:00

If you ever want to feel alive, and if you ever want to make it out of this alive, and you can, then...

If you ever want to feel alive, and if you ever want to make it out of this alive, and you can, then...
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Published on February 24, 2016 06:19

Drink from the Kool-Aid flavored water fountain of yourself and taste how delicious you are alone...

Drink from the Kool-Aid flavored water fountain of yourself and taste how delicious you are alone...
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Published on February 24, 2016 06:19

Isolate yourself from the dead boys and dead girls, from these creatures compiled of nothing more...

Isolate yourself from the dead boys and dead girls, from these creatures compiled of nothing more...
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Published on February 24, 2016 06:12

February 23, 2016

Cover yourself in secret sauce and play dead.

And just when you think you can’t play dead...

Cover yourself in secret sauce and play dead.

And just when you think you can’t play dead...
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Published on February 23, 2016 06:41

Go for a walk.

Continue on the walk until you find a dead animal flattened in the middle of the...

Go for a walk.

Continue on the walk until you find a dead animal flattened in the middle of the...
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Published on February 23, 2016 06:04