Calvero's Blog, page 175

Calvero's cats, what is it like to live with Calvero?

“It’s great except for his incessant tuba practicing and farting. Both of which sound...

If your skeleton were to rip itself out of your body and put on a song that it then danced to, what song would it be and what dance would it do?

I get asked this question all the time….
(Rolls eyes)

Mambo #5. And the dance would be my...

play dead

On those days when your smile looks like a hammered bluebird,

play dead.

When life becomes nothing...

Rad.

Rad.

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If you ever want to feel alive, and if you ever want to make it out of this alive, and you can, then...

If you ever want to feel alive, and if you ever want to make it out of this alive, and you can, then...

Drink from the Kool-Aid flavored water fountain of yourself and taste how delicious you are alone...

Drink from the Kool-Aid flavored water fountain of yourself and taste how delicious you are alone...

Isolate yourself from the dead boys and dead girls, from these creatures compiled of nothing more...

Isolate yourself from the dead boys and dead girls, from these creatures compiled of nothing more...

Cover yourself in secret sauce and play dead.And just when you think you can’t play dead...

Cover yourself in secret sauce and play dead.

And just when you think you can’t play dead...

Go for a walk.Continue on the walk until you find a dead animal flattened in the middle of the...

Go for a walk.

Continue on the walk until you find a dead animal flattened in the middle of the...