Chris Maley's Blog, page 17

Blue Horseshoe loves black deaths.

This screengrab from Fox News—yeah, it’s real. Creepy, but rock-solid, evidence that investors see racism as an investment opportunity. If you are all confused by the first part of that headline, it’s a Wall Street reference.  Protests against police brutality get met with police brutality. A pandemic continues. Our President unravels. And Wall Street sees dollar […]

Tear gas for some. Crocodile tears from others.

Willful ignorance. Some whites don’t leave home without it. Writing this as the protests continue to take place across the country.  A day after Don threatened the masses with the military.  Also a day after protesters in my hometown pulled off this display of non-violent beauty right here. I won’t make this a long post. […]

Don’t get mad at them, they’re just being white. Part II.

Spiteful. Two-faced. Pasty-faced. And looking to dial 911. Don’t get mad at them. They’re just being white Part I.  I’m gonna go full disclosure here: I recently had a full-on white person moment. Though I did snap out of it pretty quickly.  My moment happened two days ago, right as the protests in Minneapolis grew […]

My most recent Facebook suspension began 48,500 Covid-19 deaths ago.

Mark Zuckerberg has gotten $31.4 billion richer since the beginning of this pandemic. It pays to give white supremacists and pandemic deniers a platform. My latest Facebook suspension ends tomorrow. Big whoop. If I didn’t use Facebook to promote my books, I’d probably deactivate my account altogether. Who knows? That still might happen. Racists aim to normalize […]

Making the world safe for kakistocracy.

We find ourselves at the dawn of a new age. A new, supremacist, syphilitic, stupid age. kakistocracy [ kak-uh-stok-ruh-see ]: government by the worst persons; a form of government in which the worst persons are in power.  I’m gonna venture out on a limb here.  Maybe our country just needs an image upgrade. Before you get […]

Yo, China and Russia: instead of making war on America, make war-porn for America.

Oligarchs in the United States pose the biggest threat to the planet. The good guys need to confront them. An American warship is at sea.   Out of nowhere, a virus strikes.  Showing no mercy, the contagion spreads. It infects old and young sailors […]

America: militant, not military.

Somebody please help! My country has been infested by chickenhawks. Let’s start off this blog post with a joke. Q: Why did the ammosexual cross the road? A: To shoot bullets at the street sign. Thank you for your applause. I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your server. Full disclosure: I write […]

Back to Work

This little story began its existence as a scene in one of my bigger stories, a dark comedy named Fearkiller (Volume 1). I cut it as I got closer to finishing. Later on, I revisited and expanded it into this. Before going further though, I have to say: this story is NSFW. So read it […]

How much chicken would a chickenhawk hawk if a chickenhawk could hawk chicken?

National Guard have been deployed to all fifty states to help the nation deal with #coronavirus. Donald “Bonespurs” Trump wants to end their mission. One day shy of their benefits package taking effect. “Trump sees all of us who went to Vietnam as fools. We were the suckers. We were the stupid ones. We were […]

Bros need to quit listening to the 1% and read The Autobiography of Malcolm X instead.

White male America says that they lack positive male role models. Malcolm X should be one of them. A story about a male born into tough circumstances, who faced adversity, fought back, learned to be tough, nailed babes, lost his way, found his way, gained more responsibility and notoriety, displayed a sense of conviction rarely […]