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The More Famous, The More Idiotic They Are

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Yaaa! Adam Levine and his wife Basmati Prinsloo have a new baby daughter and her name is dusty rose. Oops, I guess since that random combination of words is actually a name, I should capitalize it. Dusty Rose. Here’s picture of Dusty Rose:

She’s adorable isn’t she! They named her after a color, and it’s not even a good color! Maybe she can go to school with with Kim Kardashian and Kanye Wests’ daughter, North West. Here she is:

Imagine being a teacher in a school full of these...

TBT! When I’m Elected President, or Sexiest Man Alive

With the Presidential election just 5 weeks away, I thought it was time to start my campaigning. Here’s a classic Phil Factor from October of 2012:

When I am elected President, or Sexiest Man Alive, the political season is going to change by virtue of the newly enacted Phil Laws. What are the Phil Laws you ask? The Phil Laws are a set of laws that I will unilaterally impose without interference from Congress, the Senate or anyone. That’s the first law. These laws will impose common sense upo...

Vote For Your Favorite!

In the United States we will be electing a new President in about 5 weeks, so I thought I’d help everyone practice their voting skills with a poll to vote on at the end of the post. This is my quarterly “Fun with Search Terms” post where I highlight some of the moreunusual search terms that have brought people to #ThePhilFactor over the last three months.

download funny images of life why so stress:I’d find life very stressful if my language skills were as basic as this person.

I think I’m a...

Throwback Thursday! You Can’t Handle The Truth

(09/12/2015) That’s right. You can’t handle the truth. But the truth is that I know. I know beyond a reasonable doubt…

I was on a jury for a trial this past week. Shocking, right? Apparently they felt that my celebrity wouldn’t disrupt the trial proceedings too much. Actually, as the trial was going on, before the judge dismissed the jurors each evening he reminded us not to talk to anyone about the trial and not to share details of the trial on “social media such as Facebook, MySpace, or bl...

Top Ten Tuesday! The Top Ten Best Captains

If Sgt. Pepper had been promoted, this would have been an easier list. At the end please tell me your favorite or who you would add that I missed.

10. Captain Jack Sparrow is the only captain on this list wearing eye liner.

9. Captain Underpants:See? Not all captains are pirates or in the military! If you’re not familiar, Captain Underpants is a series of graphic novels, sort of, aimed at the 8-12 year old boys demographic, much like my blog.

Worst picture I’ve ever put on #ThePhilFactor

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Music Monday! Grouplove: Welcome To Your Life

Grouplove is an American indie rock band from Los Angeles. This song is from their third studio album that was released in July. I’ve featured this band before, and like all their music, this one is pure fun and a great way to start your week.

Have a great Monday!~Phil

Tagged: Grouplove, Music Monday, The Phil Factor, Welcome to your life

Dirty Dancing With The Stars?

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To be honest, I’ve never watched an episode, but then again, when has having only half-assed knowledge of anything stopped me from making fun of it? I was first going to write one of my Pop Culture Commando posts where I hit on several trending pop culture topics, but…

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But thenprotesters stormed the DWTS stage during a taping to protest the participation of Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte, who is more famous for drunkenly vandalizing a gas station bathroom and lying ab...

TBT! The Standing Dead

Yes, it’s a real movie

(Oct. 27, 2012) No, this isn’t about the Zombie apocalypse show on AMC. It’s about airline passengers. Do I really need to capitalize Zombie? Who will be offended if I don’t, zombies? When I’m elected President, or Sexiest Man Alive, which both happen in November, I’m going to change a lot of things about how the airlines are run.

I had to travel for work this past week. In general I like traveling, but air travel definitely has it’s drawbacks. Sometimes those drawbacks...

Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Reasons I’m Not a Kardashian

I know it’s hard to believe that I’m not yet a member of the Kardashian family. Here are the ten reasons why:

very obviously a legitimate photo

10. Kanye West. In the immortal words of Stan Lee, “nuff said.

9.The publicity:Obviously, I hate drawing attention to my self.

8. Kanye West

7. Because my parents weren’t Kardashians:Jeez, you people are kind of slow. Do I have to explain everything?

6. They haven’t gotten around to proposing to me yet:Truth be told, there’s only one I’d say yes to.

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The “I Love All Four Seasons” People

Get ready, this is coming

We’ve all been in this conversation:

Other Human:Boy it sure is hot today!

Me:Yeah, but I’ll take this over winter any day.

Other Human:Not me! I love all four seasons! The fall colors are beautiful, and there’s nothing better than curling up in front of the fire on a cold winter night. And the Spring! All the flowers are beautiful!

Me: (imagining myself punching Other Human in the face) What are you, fecking Snow White? The other seasons suck. You’re dead to me.

I’m...