Rob Dircks's Blog, page 11
August 13, 2012
Sloth Way #85: Ride the Scooter Shopping Cart at Walmart.
Come on. You’ve always wanted to try it. Now’s your chance to make your dream come true.
Sloth Way #92: Overthink Things.
Approach tasks so slowly, and with so much “thinking through”, that you never actually do them.
Sloth Way #91: Go Camping From the Back of Your Car.
Without even having to set up a tent, you get permission to piss in the woods, forget to brush your teeth, and not shower for a week.
Sloth Way #90: Get a Motorcycle.
Now you can be the one who 1) always need a ride when it rains and 2) never comes up on the car pool list.
Sloth Way #89: Join a Thumb-Wrestling League.
Can you think of a less strenuous, less mind taxing sport?
