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September 26, 2015
enjoytheelephant:
roguefucker69:
courfeyrace:
put this on my...
put this on my gravestone
I’m not hearing a no
It’s not my country so I really shouldn’t comment. And I’m not commenting. But that’s just … just a very catchy headline.
September 25, 2015
I love their faces here. :)
I love their faces here. :)
captain-liddy:
“Coffee, I’ve made coffee.”
“You never make coffee.”
“I just did. Don’t you want...
“Coffee, I’ve made coffee.”
“You never make coffee.”
“I just did. Don’t you want it?”
“You don’t have to keep apologizing.”
GET MARRIED
“PLEASE LIKE ME AGAIN OMG I’LL DO ANYTHING”
greencarnations
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Oh, yeah, but when her name is slapped on a recipe, it’s usually a GOOD recipe.
Fair enough. Though I still quibble with “cheeseburger salad”. It was an early days one, though…
greencarnations
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greencarnations
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okay…but many of her recipes are legitimately…
I doubt very much that she wrote the majority of them! I mean, I don’t know that for sure, but I had a wee google and found this article - which if anything, makes me believe her even less, lol.
Fun quote from her (found on wikipedia): “I have no formal training or anything. I’m completely unqualified for any job I’ve ever had.“ She has also repeatedly said, "I’m not a chef.”
I could very well be wrong about the recipes, of course, and I’m not trying to harsh your jive if you like her show/stuff/etc! I definitely prefer other chefs, even if I find their tv personas annoying. Ina Garten, say - so smug, but damn, can she cook!
2ack:
Rachael ray doesn’t consider cooking time into her “30 minute meals” and that’s absolute...
2ack:
Rachael ray doesn’t consider cooking time into her “30 minute meals” and that’s absolute f***ing bullsh*it. she pulls out a crockpot of shredded barbecue chicken that was prepped and slow-cooked 4 hours ago and nonchalantly says, “now that that step is done…” no it isn’t? that’s NOT a 30 minute meal. that’s a 4 hour and 30 minute meal. you’re a liar, a phony, and a fake. Fuck You Rachael Ray
Omg, someone else who can’t stand Rachael Ray!! YES to all of this!! Also bear in mind that she has ALL of the prep done ahead of time - like, what does she think takes the actual time, if not the prepping and the cooking?!
And don’t even get me started on the sloppiness of her cooking in general. I’m not even touching her obnoxious screen persona or cutesy little patented short forms for things. I used to watch her show just at times when I needed to vent about things, just to yell questions at her while throwing things at the tv. She’s a total hack!
captain-liddy:
John went into his relationship with Sherlock knowing it was going to be “the...
John went into his relationship with Sherlock knowing it was going to be “the battlefield.” He expected wild adventures, and Sherlock never hid the fact that an association with him could be dangerous. “Could be dangerous” is like the 5th thing Sherlock ever even said to John. And John came running! This is what John wants and has always wanted from his relationship with Sherlock. He and Sherlock face danger together and it makes them feel stimulated and brave and useful and connected to each other. They’re a team. They do these things together, and they want to do them together.
Now Mary also introduces turmoil into John’s life, but it isn’t the two of them facing down evildoers together and battling for justice as a united front. Mary hid the fact that she is herself an evildoer and that an association with her puts John in material danger. John himself says, “she wasn’t supposed to be like that.” John wasn’t looking for wild adventure from Mary and what’s more, John really doesn’t want to be married to an assassin. Mary knows that, so she lied to him about who she really is. She constructed a wholly false persona because she knew John wouldn’t give the time of day to her real self.
Now even before Mary revealed herself as an assassin, she still wasn’t completely aligned with John. Even apart from the lies, she was constantly needling him, undermining him, and embarrassing him. She made it clear that she doesn’t respect him. She does not say one single nice thing to or about John in all her screen time. Not when John is proposing to her. Not when John’s best friend has just come back from the dead and insulted his mustache. Not when John has been pulled out of a fire. Not at her wedding to John. Not when Sherlock is trying to tell John to trust her. Not when John offers her a reconciliation. Mary doesn’t care about John. Mary doesn’t think well of John. Mary doesn’t want John on her team. She only wants the protection John and Sherlock will provide her with, so she manipulates them in order to keep it.
Compare that with the way Sherlock treats John. He holds John’s opinion in high esteem immediately. Remember in the first episode how he brings John along to a crime scene and presses him for his true opinion? He wants very much to live with John, but all he’s expecting from John is companionship. John’s companionship is enough for Sherlock, and he’s pleasantly surprised when John “can actually do stuff!” And not only does he happily and openly lavish John with praise, he organizes his life around pleasing John, expecting nothing in return but the heartbreak of watching his beloved marry another person.
Sherlock is for John. Sherlock is on John’s team. John can cheerfully deal with the danger that he and Sherlock encounter together, because they do it as a partnership. Mary refuses to have John as her partner. The danger he meets with through her is because she is using him as a shield.
YES, exactly!!!! Now can we PLEASE kill any and all arguments that Mary has ever, in any way, cared about John’s well-being once and for all??
broken-endings:
hammandbuble:
jenngofett:
That day, Vader was...
That day, Vader was amazed to discover that when Boba was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.”
#have been laughing for approximately 5000 years at this joke #oh my god #that is hilarious #i am trying so hard not to laugh out loud in the office
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