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My precious

My precious

She would make an amazing Bond!

She would make an amazing Bond!

Hang on, a hairpin worth nine million pounds?It doesn’t...

Hang on, a hairpin worth nine million pounds?

It doesn’t even matter what they’re saying. It’s just their faces. Look at the way their faces turn to each other’s, like a flower to the sun, except that each is the other’s sun.

Current Johnlock’s at 15,500. Has become rather porny. :)

Current Johnlock’s at 15,500. Has become rather porny. :) 

"I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes."Featuring John “Can I...

"I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes."

Featuring John “Can I live?” Watson

blood-blondie:how that scene should have goneBurn

blood-blondie:

how that scene should have gone

Burn

thejohnlockhell:Sherlock. All the bridesmaids are standing...

thejohnlockhell:

Sherlock. All the bridesmaids are standing behind the married couple. You’re not supposed to stand next to the groom. Unless you’re getting married to him. Sherlock. SHERLOCK

It’s so awkward when the best man overshadows the bride…

darlingbenny:shylocks:It’s very late and that underappreciated moment in asip when John comments on...

darlingbenny:

shylocks:

It’s very late and that underappreciated moment in asip when John comments on all the rubbish in the flat and Sherlock starts throwing stuff in boxes in an alarmed fashion like ‘Don’t go I can clean the thing I can clean 3 thing’ is corroding me

Sherlock: OMG DON’T GO I’LL FIX IT!!!!!!

Oh Sherlock, your kink is showing

deduce-my-heart:

John: I’m a doctor!
Sherlock: And a SOLDIER! As you keep reminding us all.

Wait, when? Oh that ONE time when John tackled him roughly to the ground in a strangle hold? John’s strong arms unrelenting, hot breath on Sherlock’s cheek? Bodies close together?

John: You ought to remember, Sherlock, I was a soldier! I killed people!
Sherlock: You were a doctor!
John: I had bad days!

Sherlock must have had this instance in mind when he spoke as though John is always reminding everyone that he is a soldier. (This memory is on constant replay in Sherlock’s mind palace, and he forgets it only happened once.) I doubt John brings up his military service in conversation very often, if at all. Can you imagine….

John: Pass the milk please. I’m a soldier and I’m thirsty.
John: Sherlock, your violin playing is very nice. As a soldier, I appreciate lovely music.
John: Sherlock if you put one more hole in that wall god help me this soldier is going to get very angry!

But that must be what Sherlock hears! Everything John says or does is a reflection of his army background. His military service deeply affected him and shaped his life, and to Sherlock, the effects of it must be glaringly obvious every day. Even the way he walks/ marches, the way he stands at attention or at parade rest, in Sherlock’s mind he is waving a big, sexy flag saying SOLDIER HERE. Every time he looks at John, he sees “Captain” and as far as Sherlock is concerned, he isn’t retired.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Sherlock (not John) is the one always bringing up John’s military background:

Sherlock: Afghanistan or Iraq?
Sherlock: You’re a doctor. In fact, you’re an army doctor…
Sherlock: All the girls like a soldier.
John: It’s Sailor.

John may see the battlefield when he walks with Sherlock, but Sherlock sees the soldier. And it’s very distracting.

Hahaha, nice catch(es)!

thedaisiestdaisy:laserscrewdriver:AVENGE ME HAMLETFOR I WAS...

thedaisiestdaisy:

laserscrewdriver:

AVENGE ME HAMLET
FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER 

A MOST FOWL AND UNNATURAL MURDER