Is there a member of the family that still sucks their thumb? With this thumb sucking inhibitor that will be no more. It can adjust to any hand and will make quite the fashion statement. Two thumbs up?
Ever hear of trepanation? It may just help if you're feeling ill. Doctors will drill a hole in your skull to release your demons and help increase brain matter. Do you have the power tools ready?
Ever wanted to stop random kisses? With the kissing shield you may get your wish. It states in the patent that it protects against all forms of cooties. It may come in handy.
Another great patent that you may have missed is the flatulence deodorizing pad. With it your farts no longer have to stink. Are you ready to give it a go?