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July 16, 2012
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Daniel and Ben Johns
CHEERS! And welcome to Talon’s latest Mad Mad peaCOCKing Spotlight Review on the Cat Fence.
Where today up and coming Author Daniel and his husband Ben were next in line to be thrown under the bus by their peers **coughs** me- but thats neither here nor there, but of course they have now been dragged into my mad mad way of conducting this friendly interview.
Now before we begin, I just need a moment to shackle… never mind that I am thoroughly enjoying this… them in. Now stop growling Ben I’m gonna shackle Danny up too. There now… isnt he just *starts drooling* perdy in handcuffs? *grins* Okay Bear is going to kill me. Soooooo *eyes the boys and whistles* Why dont we just give them a moment to stop wegging their brows at each other and let me share with you Danny’s upcoming release, Mirrors in the Attic in the Winter Heat (Anthology).
My name is Stanley Nelson and I am a psychic working with the Boston Police. My notoriety comes from a voice in my head. When evil threatens my life I run to free the only person who can help me, Luchien. Along the way, I meet Deke Bridges, a Nantucket handyman who harbors a secret that ties us together. Will good win out over evil? Can love survive no matter what the cost?
Coming Soon November 19th, 2012
>> Welcome Ben, Danny, **blinks a moment just taking in the sight of the two smexy men shackled into his overstuffed bean bag chairs with harnesses and shackles… deep inhale-let it out… okay this may be too much stimulation for me, flips the Johnny Hazzard porn on while we conduct the interview** Please state your name for the record?
MMMMMMMMM…. Love Johnny Hazzard Porn
Daniel B. Johns
Ben G. Johns
>> And is it true you are writers of *wegs eye brow* naughty (romance) things?
(Danny)> More like aspiring writer. I have my first story coming out in an Anthology in the winter.
(Ben)> I am around for sexual research purposes only
>> Where were you on the night Cologne PeaCOCK, got laid with the candlestick (that’s California talk for boytoy) in the billiards room?
We were in the Kitchen watching Mr. Green, Prof. Plum, and Col. Mustard use the rope to make a sling.
>> Everyone knows I’m a rule breaker. And for me Fantasy is a huge format to explore that. but for some writers they can’t bring themselves to break some Taboos out of fear it will act as a reflection of their real life. What about you? What are some of the Taboos you just find irresistible in the fiction world. Are there some Taboos you won’t venture into even in the fantasy world.
(Danny)> Being new to the genre I have not written enough yet to decide what and where I would and would not go in a story. My experience so far tells me that even though I have a general idea of where my story is going…. It developes a mind of its own.
In my story coming this winter… I have a hint of incest, sex with a demon, public sex, and rape ….. so probably safe to say….. there isn’t much I wouldn’t venture into… if the story calls for it.
(Ben)> nods and smiles
>> If you could truly escape the everyday life and live inside one of your books, which one would it be and what character would you play?
Well, since I have only written one, and it is a paranormal world at that… I would have to say that I love the everyday life I have. I have a wonderful partner by my side, that supports me 100%…. and I now have two foster teenagers who bring endless laughter to an already perfect home.
>> If life is like a box of chocolates, what flavor is your favorite book?
Cream filled are the best!!!
>> You just finished a hard writing crunch and well… you’d probably be feeling good if it weren’t for the fact your eyes are cross-eyed, your fingers ache, your wrist feels like it’s on backwards and your butt feels like a flat tire. What’s your secret weapon for unwinding from all that?
Along with my full time job, and this dream of being a writer… I make T-shirts… and that is how I like to rewind. Creating new designs and finding the clipart and fonts to use helps me relax, but keep the creative juices flowing.
>>Okay hypothetically speaking (for book research of course) what is your favorite sexual position or sex-play? (Remember this is purely hypothetical)
LOL… ok…. hypothetically speaking… public sex is so HOT! The thrill of getting caught, the smell of sex, and the anonymous encounters that follow.
>> Fact or Fiction: Tell us the craziest place, timing or position you… errr… your characters have ever done it. And then tell us the real truth…
(Ben)> NO COMMENT
(Danny)> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……. Parking lot of a local retail home improvement center, in broad daylight
(Ben)> SHAKES HEAD
>> Is there a support group for people addicted to your books?
Not yet! But hoping it gets to that one day.
>> As an author of erotica do you find you are more of a sex expert then say some talk show sex experts? And could you give us a sample of advice?
Ben and I are in agreement here that finding the things that excite your partner is the best way to go. Saying that…. Where you decide to do them is an open book. So, before you ask where haven’t we done it? … our answer is… on top of the refrigerator.
>> I spend so much time at home writing I hardly ever get out of the house so my characters are my closest friends. Has your family caught on to the fact that when you talk about so and so at the dinner table that it’s really just one of your characters and not the guy next door?
(Danny)> LOL
(Ben)> Danny does this all the time!… and it takes me a minute to realize who he is talking about.
>> Boxers, Briefs or going Commando? (feel free to share pictures-for the fans of course)
Ben & Danny – Commando (Tom already shared the pic on FB…lol)
>> Let’s face it life can be hysterical. And as story tellers we get ideas from the craziest things. Where it be a song, a book, a movie, something someone said or you just happened to be lucky as hell to have witnessed something. What’s the craziest thing you ever came cross that spurred you head long into a new story? And where is it hiding now?
Some of my story ideas/thoughts come after watching those old terrible ‘B-movies’. Other ideas come from lyrics of different songs fused together. I also get inspired by photos, especially old vintage pics.
>> The kids, family and the neighbors dog are gone. It’d be a holiday man and you’ve planned a naughty orgy. Which of your naughty writer friends have you invited? And who’s on top? And when will we see that book?
Wellllll…… let’s see…. We have a GREAT group of FB friends whom we chat with almost nightly in one form or another. Ben has already said… he is TOP dog… so everyone else is on bottom.
>> Famous last words or your favorite naughty word.
(Danny)> LOVE (last word) , TIGHT ( naughty word)
(Ben)> Love what you do, and do what you love ( Love WHO you do, and do WHO you love )
LINKS: as many as you like
http://www.facebook.com/bengjohns
http://www.facebook.com/daniel.b.johns1
MANCANDY MONDAYS!!!!!!
Somehow I forgot to do this last week. Went with a theme this week, Can you guess?
July 10, 2012
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring CR Guiliano
CHEERS! And welcome to Talon’s latest Mad Mad peaCOCKing Spotlight Review on the Cat Fence.
Where today author CR Guiliano was next in line to be thrown under the bus by her peers (specificly SJD Peterson- but I’m not naming fingers or pointing names), then dragged into my mad mad way of conducting this friendly interview.
Now before we begin, I just need a moment to shackled Carah in here and put on the safety harnass as well. I have been warned she has suffered from porn shell shock once before and well… you know how I am. Meanwhile – let me share with you Carah’s upcoming release, It Takes A Village. Along with three other titles from her, Phoenix, Under Wraps and Lost and Found.
Due Out September 22, 2012
Slylar Wiliams thought Jonah Winters was the most perfect, the sexiest man she’d ever known. And she’d known him since she was ten. They were best friends. Best friends until the night of her twenty-third birthday. The night a very inebriated Jonah made love to her. A night she remembered with perfect clarity, but Jonah didn’t remember at all.
Then Jonah met Triston Gallant. Triston found out how perfect Jonah was, and Skylar was pushed to the side. A pain she figured she deserved for bedding her gay best friend. Then, Skylar met Jonah’s cousin, Aaron Winters. A man that looked surprisingly like Jonah…and wasn’t gay. But something happened the night Skylar was with Jonah and she was reluctant to start a relationship with Aaron, or any other man.
Her future uncertain, Skylar didn’t know if Jonah would ever forgive her if he found out the truth. She didn’t want to use Aaron as a substitute for her best friend, and she was sure Triston would never like her since he’d made it clear she wasn’t worth Jonah’s time, a sentiment Sky secretly agreed with. Confused and scared, Skylar fled to her parents’ house.
Good day Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Talon’s peaCOCKing fence where today he plans to share the roost with a special guest. Please gather around while popcorn and refreshments are passed around for your enjoyment and give a warm welcome to this week’s guest.
>> Welcome Carah, *bean bag chair precariously mounted on fence… check. Seat thumper… check. Safety harness… check. Shackles… check* Gives her the ‘thumbs high’ signal while forcing her to watch Johnny Hazzard porn while we conduct the interview* … Please state your name for the record?
Huh? Oh, sorry, had to tear my eyes away from the….*tries to point*…the…the…that right there. Oh, wait, you asked a question. What was it again? *stares at TV screen again* Huh? Oh, yes…my name is CR Guiliano, but I go by Carah
>> And is it true you are a writer of *wags eye brow* naughty things?
I absolutely deny!! Oh, never mind, yes, I write naughty things. And I like it! *sings badly to I Kissed a Girl tune*
>> Where were you on the night Cologne PeaCOCK, got laid with the candlestick (that’s California talk for boytoy) in the billiards room?
I most likely, ahem, was watching Mr. Green seducing Professor Plum, cuz you know with a name like Plum, he’s a total flamer and Mr. Green is a smooth talking playboy, so, yea, I was in the salon watching that whole sexy and hot action going down. I have details! I can prove it!
>> Everyone knows I’m a rule breaker. And for me Fantasy is a huge format to explore that. but for some writers they can’t bring themselves to break some Taboos out of fear it will act as a reflection of their real life. What about you? What are some of the Taboos you just find irresistible in the fiction world. Are there some Taboos you won’t venture into even in the fantasy world?
*Purrssss* You’re a rule breaker? What rules would you break? *eyes Talon hungrily* Oh, wait, this is about me. Hmm, I think I would pretty much delve into anything. Nothing I write could reflect on my real life because my real life is so far removed from what I write, it would be ridiculous. I like to write gritty, hard-core angst. Well, and plenty of sappy romance too. I think I’m all over the place. Now, back to you. *purrs again and bats eyelashes* Tell me what rules you would break.
>> If you could truly escape the everyday life and live inside one of your books, which one would it be and what character would you play?
Difficult, difficult question. I love writing about angst and pain that leads to a happily-ever-after, but that doesn’t mean I could live it. Been there, done that. Can I pick someone else’s story? Please? Oh alright, you are a hard, hard man. *giggles* Ok, I meant that exactly like you took it. Since you have me strapped down, and can twist my arm, if I’m forced to pick one of my books, it would be Phoenix, and I’d be Thad. He’s gorgeous and sexy. Things I’m not. *sighs dreamily*
>> If life is like a box of chocolates, what flavor is your favorite book?
Flavor? Not sure, but it HAS to be Rolos. All sweetness on the outside and gooey flavor on the inside. Oooo, *drools*
>> You just finished a hard writing crunch and well… you’d probably be feeling good if it weren’t for the fact your eyes are cross-eyed, your fingers ache, your wrist feels like it’s on backwards and your butt feels like a flat tire. What’s your secret weapon for unwinding from all that?
“Unwinding? What’s that? That some kind of food? I don’t know what you are talking about…and my butt does not feel, nor look like a flat tire! *looks offended*
>> Okay hypothetically speaking (for book research of course) what is your favorite sexual position or sex-play? (Remember this is purely hypothetical)
Uh huh, hypothetically? You don’t lie well Talon. *mumbles* Would love to get my hands on that…research. *blushes* Are you really going to make me answer this question? Sheesh, ok, position…any….sex-play? Well, let’s just say I have a wicked tongue and like to use it.
>> Fact or Fiction: Tell us the craziest place, timing or position you… errr… your characters have ever done it. And then tell us the truth…
Is this supposed to be all part of that hypothetical book research? Cuz, I’m telling ya, this is getting personal. Hmmm, Lancer and Craig did it on the back of a running horse. That count? I had to take a cold shower after writing that scene…. O_O Oh, crap, I said that out loud. *grumbles* Damn brain/mouth filter. Goes on the fritz now….grrrr
>> Is there a support group for people addicted to your books?
God, I hope not!! A support group insinuates overcoming the addiction. *yells out at fans/readers* No, sorry, no support group! Your addiction is irreversible and progressive. There is no going back! *laughs like an evil maniac*
>> As an author of erotica do you find you are more of a sex expert then say some talk show sex experts? And could you give us a sample of advice?
I’m no expert. I write what I would want to do or watch and I have a very vivid imagination. *stares intently at Talon* A very vivid imagination….*undresses Talon with her stare*
>> I spend so much time at home writing I hardly ever get out of the house so my characters are my closest friends. Has your family caught on to the fact that when you talk about so and so at the dinner table that it’s really just one of your characters and not the guy next door?
Well, being that the only family around me much is a 13 year old boy, no. However, I have been accused of being a very sad, sad person for writing what I write and viewing the “naked men” that I look at. I’ve been told, repeatedly, that I need to find a man. *sighs* Easier said than done.
>> Boxers, Briefs or going Commando? (feel free to share pictures-for the fans of course)
I would show you, but I don’t want to scare the audience. Besides, it might disturb the cobwebs.
>> Let’s face it life can be hysterical. And as story tellers we get ideas from the craziest things. Where it be a song, a book, a movie, something someone said or you just happened to be lucky as hell to have witnessed something. What’s the craziest thing you ever came cross that spurred you head long into a new story? And where is it hiding now?
Right…hysterical. You have no idea. So, I’m out getting into my vehicle to go to the EDJ and the garbage truck rounds the corner to pick up my garbage. The sexy, stunning, gorgeous, Adonis garbage man gets out of the truck…and waves at me. *thud* Needless to say, he has a story and I’m about half way through it. I play Micah Davenport. The garbage man, Guthrie Eagan’s love interest…oh, wait! This isn’t a movie. Anyway, the title…The Garbage Man. You will LOVE him. J
>> The kids, family and the neighbors dog are gone. It’d be a holiday man and you’ve planned a naughty orgy. Which of your naughty writer friends have you invited? And who’s on top? And when will we see that book?
Warehouse? Check. Twelve large California King beds? Check. Seductive music? Check. Tequila for Lee? Check. Booze for everyone else? Check. Whip cream & chocolate sauce…and lube/condoms? Check. Invitations out? Check. Gee whiz, I hope everyone comes…er, yea, I meant it that way. *shakes out cuffs & mumbles* Flogger, crop, cane, cuffs, Andrew’s Cross, bench, whip, paddle (with Tom’s name on it), leather straps and ball-gags. *sighs with satisfaction* This is going to be one crazy orrrr-gayyy…um, I mean parrrrr-tay! *grins*
>> Famous last words or your favorite naughty word.
“Let the fuc….err FUN begin…”
LINKS:
http://crguiliano-author.blogspot.com/
http://guilianowip.blogspot.com/
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July 2, 2012
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Hank Edwards
CHEERS! And welcome to Talon’s latest Mad Mad peaCOCKing Spotlight Review on the Cat Fence.
Where today author Hank Edwards was next in line to be thrown under the bus by his peers (specificly Havan Fellows- but I’m not naming fingers or pointing names), then dragged into my mad mad way of conducting this friendly interview.
Now before we begin, I just need a moment while I slap on the shackles and test the latest addition… the seat thumper. Meanwhile – let me share with you Hank’s latest releases, Shacked Up. Along with three other titles from him, Holed Up, Bounty and Destiny’s Bastard.
Genre: LGBT Suspense Previous Book: Holed Up
FBI Special Agent Aaron Pearce is recovering from his injuries suffered while on assignment in Detroit, stuck in the offices of the FBI running database searches for agents in the field. He is bored and edgy, and takes it out on those closest to him, including Mark Beecher, who lives with him.
While Mark cannot deny the heat between them, he struggles to find his place in Washington, DC, and in Pearce’s apartment. He notices a car following him back and forth to work and panics, certain it’s the terrorist mole Robert Morgan who escaped them in Detroit.
As Mark and Pearce try to identify the driver, Pearce is drawn into an investigation concerning the disappearance of data discs from government employees. During research, he discovers the catering company where Mark works may be at the root of the thefts, and, when the company is booked to cater a prestigious party, Pearce realizes it is the perfect setup for an undercover operation. He doesn’t think twice about disobeying orders to stay out of the field, and risks not only his career, but his life as well, to join Mark in an undercover operation that will change their lives forever.
Publisher’s Note: This book contains explicit sexual situations, graphic language, and material that some readers may find objectionable: male/male sexual practices, violence.
Well its looks Like Hank is getting really comfortable up here on my fence **smiles through the monitor** Good day Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Talon’s peaCOCKing fence where today I plan to share the roost with a special quest. Please gather around while popcorn and refreshments are passed around for your enjoyment and give a warm welcome to this week’s guest.
Welcome Hank, **check restraints seeing he’s looking a little too relaxed especially with my latest dvd of Alpha Men starring Pedro Andreas already up on display on the big screen while we conduct the interview** Please state your name for the record?
(Talon)> Hank? **shakes him** Hank? Uhm… I think he just fainted from arousal overload… **eyes roll to sky while whistling innocent tune, turns the dvd off** Okay so ah… all you Hank fans who’ve ever want to get in your gropes… **Hank’s eyes snap open** Yeah that’s what I thought, no body escapes my mad mad interviews… Haha. So shall we?
>> And is it true you are a writer of *wegs eyebrows* naughty things?
Well, um, yes, I suppose, if you consider gay fluffers naughty, or a lovestruck medieval knight, or a hot blooded FBI Agent and the man he’s sworn to protect. My Charlie Heggensford series of books, Fluffers, Inc., A Carnal Cruise, and Vancouver Nights, all deal with Charlie and his various, um, adventures? There’s also Holed Up and Shacked Up, suspenseful mysteries featuring intrepid civilian Mark Beecher and FBI Agent Aaron Pearce, as well as Destiny’s Bastard, a time travel gay romance, and Plus Ones, a romantic comedy set in a summer of gay wedding mania. I’ve also self-published “Bounty” a vampire and zombie mash up set in the Old West and is the first book of the Venom Valley Series, as well as “A Very Dirty Dozen,” a collection of my short stories. And that doesn’t include the three Story Orgy anthologies we’ve published: And the Prompt Is… Volume One, And the Prompt Is… Holiday Edition, and Word Play. Whew!
>> Where were you on the night Cologne PeaCOCK, got laid with the candlestick (that’s California talk for boytoy) in the billiards room? .
I was outside the observatory, um, observing Professor Plum making Mr. Green gag with his long, er, lead pipe.
>> Everyone knows I’m a rule breaker. And for me Fantasy is a huge format to explore that. but for some writers they can’t bring themselves to break some Taboos out of fear it will act as a reflection of their real life. What about you? What are some of the Taboos you just find irresistible in the fiction world. Are there some Taboos you won’t venture into even in the fantasy world?
Well, wow, let’s see, I’ve broken several taboos with Charlie’s books. He’s been involved in fisting, watersports, and twincest. I pretty much avoid scat, I just don’t find that it would work to generate excitement in a story.
>> If you could truly escape the everyday life and live inside one of your books, which one would it be and what character would you play?
Oh wow, you know, that’s a tough question. I guess it would be nice to a secondary character inside my gay wedding romantic comedy “Plus Ones.” Such crazy, funny things happen to both Evan and Paul, it would be kind of interesting to stand on the sidelines of all those outlandish gay weddings and be able to observe the antics of Evan and Paul. Plus I’d get to drink a lot of free booze and eat a bunch of wedding cake, so that’s a double bonus.
>> If life is like a box of chocolates, what flavor is your favorite book?
Smooth, sweet caramel filled with a few nuts. You gotta have some nutty stuff going on!
>> You just finished a hard writing crunch and well… you’d probably be feeling good if it weren’t for the fact your eyes are cross-eyed, your fingers ache, your wrist feels like it’s on backwards and your butt feels like a flat tire. What’s your secret weapon for unwinding from all that?
First I would pay attention to my two cats. They like to play catch and release with a few toys. Then I’d do yoga stretches or work out at our local fitness center, then enjoy a glass of pinot noir and some mindless movie or TV show to help my brain reset.
>>Okay hypothetically speaking (for book research of course) what is your favorite sexual position or sex-play? (Remember this is purely hypothetical)
For hypothetical research, of course, a sling is nice because you get to swing back and forth as you relax on your back and you get to look up into your partner’s face. Eye contact is so important during sex. Unless blindfolds are involved. Or … ahem … glory holes.
>> so here’s the scenario> You’re at a party, you’ve just been introduced to a group as a published author. “Oh really and what do you right?”… “Why I write naughty things.” *and you wink*
I was at a Christmas party with a couple of friends my partner and I had known a long time. I was introduced to Jessica Freely and we bonded over m/m romance writing. She encouraged me to submit something to Loose Id and my publishing life expanded exponentially. Not everyone in the group was as open minded, but that was the best “I’m a writer of dirty, gay smut” moment.
>> Is there a support group for people addicted to your books?
Yes, it’s Masturbators Anonymous. Or Appreciate Your Clumsy Side, because a lot of my characters tend to have crazy shit happen to them.
>> As an author of erotica do you find you are more of a sex expert then say some talk show sex experts? And could you give us a sample of advice?
The experts say to keep things new in the bedroom. But don’t go overboard with it, that looks desperate. Add something new with each encounter: a blindfold one time, maybe some silk ties the next, a new position follows that and then combine them altogether. Keep that up until you’re doing all new things the two of you never imagined in restaurant restrooms and on public transportation.
>> I spend so much time at home writing I hardly ever get out of the house so my characters are my closest friends. Has your family caught on to the fact that when you talk about so and so at the dinner table that it’s really just one of your characters and not the guy next door?
You know, I keep coming close to talking about my characters as if they are part of my social circle. My partner and I talk about Charlie Heggensford all the time, if we see someone do something clumsy or silly. My family members are fun to lead on about that stuff, all in harmless fun, of course!
>> Boxers, Briefs or going Commando? (feel free to share pictures-for the fans of course)
Briefs at the Evil Day Job (EDJ), commando at home. Sorry, no pics available. For some reason my computer hard drive is filled with gay porn … hmm.
>> With so much good stuff out there it’s hard not to read something and not find something that you have to write a sequel or parallel to it. What story baited you to do it and where is it hiding now?
I’m a big mystery fan, all types, and those are usually written in first person. I’ve always wondered what the view would be from the other character’s POV. I’ve never sat down to write one, but as I read these books I think, “What the hell does his lover think about that kind of action?”
>> The kids, family and the neighbors dog are gone. It’d be a holiday man and you’ve planned a naughty orgy. Which of your naughty writer friends have you invited? And who’s on top? And when will we see that book?
Well, it’s right there in our name, so I’ll have to say The Story Orgy group. And knowing the members of my Story Orgy family as I do, I would have to say Havan would start out on top, then JR Boyd would take a turn, then Jade Baiser. After that, Em Woods would have to show us all how it’s done right and Lee Brazil and I would be along for the fun of the ride. Not sure if that book would ever see print, but damn, that would be hot!
>> Famous last words or your favorite naughty word.
Moist
LINKS: as many as you like
Website: http://www.hankedwardsbooks.com
Blog: http://www.hankedwardsbooks.com/hankerings
Facebook Author Page: https://www.facebook.com/hankedwardsbooks
Facebook Venom Valley Page: https://www.facebook.com/venomvalleyseries
Twitter: @hanksbooks
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/s?_encoding=UTF8&search-alias=digital-text&field-author=Hank%20Edwards
June 25, 2012
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Lara Brukz
CHEERS! And welcome to Talon’s latest Mad Mad peaCOCKing Spotlight Review on the Cat Fence.
Where today author Lara Brukz was next in to be thrown under the bus by her peers (specificly Ethan Stone- but I’m not naming fingers or pointing names) and she has been dragged into my mad mad way of conducting this friendly interview.
Now before we begin, seems I got a few boos from the readers that I did away with the restraints last time. I mean seriously, whats the point when you got Jo who was more then willing, she started a POKE war with Lara fearing she was going to jump in line. But since this is for the fans so I’m having the leather shackles retrofited into the bean-bag chairs we hoisted up on the fence last week along with the big-screen tv for better porn viewing. Meanwhile – let me share with you Lara’s latest release, Five Star Review.
Five Star Review
Gay romance author Cade Montgomery is so thrilled when his latest book is given an excellent review by Eric Carillo that he sends Eric a personal e-mail thanking him for the rating. Occasional e-mails become frequent, and soon Cade and Eric are talking online almost every day. Their online relationship spans a thousand miles, but that doesn’t mean it’s not real. Can their virtual romance survive in the real world? Because both men want to give their own romance a five star review.
Well its looks like we got Lara all nice and comfy and strapped down good and tight. **smiles through the monitor** Good day Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Talon’s peaCOCKing fence where today I plan to share the roost with a special quest. Please gather around while popcorn and refreshments are passed around for your enjoyment and give a warm welcome to this week’s guest.
Welcome Lara, **turns on the fansy smansy big screen TV presently showing my favorite porn power-bottom Johnny Hazzard while we conduct the interview** Please state your name for the record?
Seriously you’re playing a porno movie and you want to talk! Come on at least push the pause button! *sigh*…Fine my name is Lara Brukz, now please, please pause it if we’re going to keep talking. *stomps her foot to make her point*
Why do you have me strap down? I always watch porn willing. Not that I don’t like the straps but come on this is torture; straps, an interview, porno playing in the background, no floggers and no vibrating bullets in site. Come on man… no don’t stop the porn just press the pause button.
>> And is it true you are a writer of *clears throat* naughty things?
Yes I do. Why the throat clearing by the way. I love that I write naughty things. I love writing and reading m/m romance. There’s nothing like writing a sex scene so hot you have to go change those panties or go grab that vibrator. You know damn well those that don’t write naughty want to as well!
>> Where were you on the night Cologne PeaCOCK, got laid with the candlestick (that’s California talk for boytoy) in the billiards room?
Busted! Okay dammit that was me with the hidden video camera. Did you have any luck getting that off You Tube?
>> Everyone knows I’m a rule breaker. And for me Fantasy is a huge format to explore that. but for some writers they can’t bring themselves to break some Taboos out of fear it will act as a reflection of their real life. What about you? What are some of the Taboos you just find irresistible in the fiction world. Are there some Taboos you won’t venture into even in the fantasy world?
In a fantasy world I love to venture out with more than I could in my real life. In my real life I’m one hundred percent dedicated to my hunk. As far as Taboos- hmm…as long as it’s consensual adult sex I’m okay with whatever… except watersports and felching. *gag* I can’t quite understand the need of those particular events.
>> If you could truly escape the everyday life and live inside one of your books, which one would it be and what character would you play?
Ha! Since Five Star Review is the only book released at the moment and it’s based off of my BFF yeah not going there too weird!
>> If life is like a box of chocolates, what flavor is your favorite book?
Chocolate covered strawberry filled with cream.
>> You just finished a hard writing crunch and well… you’d probably be feeling good if it weren’t for the fact your eyes are cross-eyed, your fingers ache, your wrist feels like it’s on backwards and your butt feels like a flat tire. What’s your secret weapon for unwinding from all that?
Unwind? I don’t think I know that word. In between writing sessions I’m doing that momma-wife-employee- superwoman- God help me- I need a maid.
>> Okay hypothetically speaking (for book research of course) what is your favorite sexual position or sex-play? (Remember this is purely hypothetical)
For research of course we’ve all done things in the name of “research”. I’d have to say “Doggy-style” gets it deeper, you can get a little rough, and spank that ass at the same time, purely hypothetical speaking of course.
>> so here’s the scenario> You’re at a party, you’ve just been introduced to a group as a published author. “Oh really and what do you write?”… “Why I write naughty things.” *and you wink*
Usually when I say I write naughty things the men’s eyes light up. They say they like that until I tell them I write about two men. Now that’s when my eyes light up and their jaws drop. I usually get the “No shit, why?” Then I have to go into the explanation of my fantasies of having two men together verses their fantasies of two women together. Gawh… straight men are clueless.
>> Is there a support group for people addicted to your books?
My first book is like pot the gateway drug to the heavier, more seductive stuff. What I write next will have people begging for more and then they’ll need a support group.
>> Boxers, Briefs or going Commando? (feel free to share pictures-for the fans of course)
Well since I am a girl *grins* I wear boy shorts, I know it’s ironic.
>> Let’s face it life can be hysterical. And as story tellers we get ideas from the craziest things. Where it be a song, a book, a movie, something someone said or you just happened to be lucky as hell to have witnessed it. What’s the craziest thing you ever came cross that spurred you head long into a new story? And where is it hiding now?
Just the other day my hunk and I were driving down our dirt road, yeah you got that right… country girl here. Born and raised in Arkansas. Anyways back to the dirt road down this mile long road on both sides it is lined with herds of cows. Now usually this time of year farmers are getting their first cut of hay out of the way and the pastures are greening up for the second cut but we are in such a drought. How dry you ask? Well we’re so dry that seriously while we were passing this cow it literally lifted its tail and farted a big cloud of dust. No shit! Just dust! Immediately we busted out laughing and did a prayer for rain because that must be a sign of a true drought. I could see that in a book as an apocalypse a coming how ‘bout you?
>> The kids, family and the neighbor’s dog are gone. It’d be a holiday man and you’ve planned a naughty orgy. Which of your naughty writer friends have you invited? And who’s on top? And when will we see that book?
So I’d invite Ethan Stone my BFF for sure along with Damon Suede, Carter Quinn, Rick Reed, T J Klune, Eric Arvin, Jeremy Pack, Ethan Day, and I can’t forget Marie Sexton and Poppy Dennison because those girls are going to want in on this one. Anyone else raise your hand? Okay so Ethan Stone will be my guest of honor at my orgy and I want to graciously thank him for setting me up on this interview at which I was tied up and force to watch porno with no relief in sight! Therefore, my dear friend will be tied down and each guest can take a whack at his ass with a nice velvet paddle. Now after Ethan has been punished properly those with respected partners can return to their corners and for the others… well let’s just say more… You Tube!!
>> Famous last words or your favorite naughty word.
Fuck me! It can have many different meanings.
LINKS:
http://larabrukz.blogspot.com/
Buy Link: http://www.dreamspinnerpress.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=2872&cPath=55_600
June 18, 2012
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring SJD Peterson
CHEERS! And welcome to Talon’s latest Mad Mad peaCOCKing Spotlight Review on the Cat Fence.
Where today author SJD Peterson was next in line to be thrown under the bus by his peers (specificly Tom Webb - but I’m not naming fingers or pointing names) and dragged into my mad mad way of conducting this friendly interview.
Now before we begin (the ‘torture part of this mad mad experiment has worn off and now Jo and Lara are presently commensed in a poke war on facebook to see who will go next here), **shrugs** We’ll let them go at a little longer (actually hoping to see Hank take a jab at them before we start), meanwhile – let me share with you Jo’s latest releases, Always MJ. Along with three other titles from her, Lorcan’s Desire, Simple and Ty’s Obsession.
Matthew Jonathon Parker, Matty to his friends, never did anything spontaneous. Yet six months ago, during a ‘poor-me’ moment, he entered an online chat room and may have met the man of his dreams.
Matthew Jonathon Parker planned every aspect of his day. From the time he woke up until the exact minute he crawled back into bed, his day was set. He wasn’t the kind of man to seek out other men in chat rooms. He certainly wasn’t the type to fall in love with someone he only knew from typed words.
After a six-month online affair, Matty agrees to meet Jay in Florida for a weekend getaway. Only Jay isn’t what Matty expected; although, perhaps he should have known it was too good to be true.
After all, Jay’s screen name AlwaysMJ stands for ‘Always making jokes’–or does it?
Well its looks as though Jo is the winner and will remain in her formerly scheduled time slot… **smiles through the monitor** Good day Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Talon’s peaCOCKing fence where today I plan to share the roost with a special quest. Please gather around while popcorn and refreshments are passed around for your enjoyment and give a warm welcome to this week’s guest.
Welcome Jo, **pulls out two big bean bag chairs and plops ‘em down in front of the fansy smansy 85inch big screen TV presently showing my favorite porno power bottom Johnny Hazzard while we conduct the interview** Please state your name for the record?
Hey is that Detention? I love that one! The sex between him and Matt Summers…. OMFG Hot. ~bounces~ Can we watch, Wong Side of the Tracks next? Johnny won an award for Best Three-way sex scene in that one.
Oh sorry what were you asking me? Oh yeah, I’m Jo, but I have one of those fancy pen names I put on my books SJD Peterson
>> And is it true you are a writer of **wegs eye brow** naughty things?
Why as a matter of fact I do. I write things from sweet and raunchy as in the Whispering Pines Ranch Series to a little more raw and carnal like in Battle Buddy. Oh Oh and if sweet and spicy stories is your flare I have, Always MJ. For light bondage, spankings and teasing, I’d suggest Masters & Boyd.
>>Where were you on the night Cologne PeaCOCK, got laid with the candlestick (that’s California talk for boytoy) in the billiards room?
I was the one bitching at the lighting guy for getting in my way while trying to get the perfect shot as Cologne PeaCOCK was being tickled by the wick. It’s hard to get good help these days.
>> Everyone knows I’m a rule breaker. And for me Fantasy is a huge format to explore that. but for some writers they can’t bring themselves to break some Taboos out of fear it will act as a reflection of their real life. What about you? What are some of the Taboos you just find irresistible in the fiction world. Are there some Taboos you won’t venture into even in the fantasy world?
I seriously don’t think there is much I wouldn’t venture into if the story calls for it. I have a story I’m working on that has non-con and torture, although not written to tantalize but to tell the story sooooo yeah I’ll touch just about any subject. Now as far as taboos in fantasy world that trips my triggers….it would be easier to say which ones didn’t. It really depends on the storyteller.
>> If you could truly escape the everyday life and live inside one of your books, which one would it be and what character would you play?
I would play Ed from Masters & Boyd for sure. He has got the sexiest husband ever, who also happens to be a doctor so he’s sexy and intellectual. (The mind is sooooo sexy) He’s also head over heels in love with Ed and goes out of his way to keep their happily ever after going. Even adding a little spank and tickle in addition to romantic dinners and snuggles.
>> If life is like a box of chocolates, what flavor is your favorite book?
Definitely a turtle. Sweet Chocolate, ooey gooey sticky carmel and a few nuts J
>> You just finished a hard writing crunch and well… you’d probably be feeling good if it weren’t for the fact your eyes are cross-eyed, your fingers ache, your wrist feels like it’s on backwards and your butt feels like a flat tire. What’s your secret weapon for unwinding from all that?
Hot tub and a glass of wine for sure. Now if I could just find a hot Marine, cowboy and pool boy to tend to my every need while in said hot tub and sipping said wine, I’m sure I’d be much more relaxed. At least by bedtime J
>>Okay hypothetically speaking (for book research of course) what is your favorite sexual position or sex-play? (Remember this is purely hypothetical)
I like playing wilderness games. It’s always an adventure trying to tame my big burly bear. Ropes and cuffs standard bear taming equipment.
>> so here’s the scenario> You’re at a party, you’ve just been introduced to a group as a published author. “Oh really and what do you right?”… “Why I write naughty things.” *and you wink* ?
I never regret telling people I write naughty things. Though I think the most priceless was the time a young man standing with his friends found out I was an author and said he loved to read and asked what kind of books I wrote. I told him homoerotica, in which he turned 10 shades of red, muttered never mind and walked away. I got an email from him the next day and it just so happens he loves my writing hehehheehe
>> Is there a support group for people addicted to your books?
The group meets monthly where stiff drinks and tissues are abundant.
>> As an author of erotica do you find you are more of a sex expert then say some talk show sex experts? And could you give us a sample of advice?
If it feels good, DO IT. If it feels really good? DO IT AGAIN!
>> I spend so much time at home writing I hardly ever get out of the house so my characters are my closest friends. Has your family caught on to the fact that when you talk about so and so at the dinner table that it’s really just one of your characters and not the guy next door?
Pfft they started setting a place at the dinner table for him.
>> Boxers, Briefs or going Commando? (feel free to share pictures-for the fans of course)
OH I can’t reveal that yet, I’m saving that info for table dancing at GayRomLit.
>> Let’s face it life can be hysterical. And as story tellers we get ideas from the craziest things. Where it be a song, a book, a movie, something someone said or you just happened to be lucky as hell to have witnessed something. What’s the craziest thing you ever came cross that spurred you head long into a new story? And where is it hiding now?
The craziest thing I ever witnessed was a good friend of mine and I was out clubbing and he was doing way, way to many shots of Tequila. I will not name names but as the night began to wind down, I came off the dance floor to find my friend leaning back in his chair staring up at the florescent lighting above giggling his fool head off. Apparently in his drunken stupor, his vision wasn’t the only thing that was swimming because he swore he saw fish swimming in the lights. He wouldn’t leave because he was worried about how the fish were going to be fed. I was finally able to convince him it was time to go home by telling them they had wee little boats that they sent in to feed the fish. He waved happily good-bye to his fish friends after that. Unfortunately for me the swimming fishy made him sea sick (That’s his story) and we had a hell of a time getting the smell out of my car. I wrote a version of this in my novella published by Silver, called “Simple”
>> The kids, family and the neighbors dog are gone. It’d be a holiday man and you’ve planned a naughty orgy. Which of your naughty writer friends have you invited? And who’s on top? And when will we see that book?
Oh I would so invite your Tom Webb I love me some bears!! But From what I’ve heard you don’t share well so I’d have to invite you to top him and me and the rest of the It’s Raining Men group would all stand around and rate your performance. Purely research material for our next books honest!
>> Famous last words or your favorite naughty word.
If the meaning of life can be found watching porn, I am *so* much closer to figuring it out than the rest of you!
LINKS:
Visit Jo at:
http://www.facebook.com/SJD.Peterson
http://sjdpeterson.blogspot.com/
http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4563849.S_J_D_Peterson
Contact Jo at sjdpeterson@gmail.com
June 16, 2012
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
A weekend tribute for fathers who lived outside the box…
to the child you raised, you were still Dad.
~ * ~ * ~ * ~ Happy Father’s Day ~ * ~ * ~ * ~
me and my twin sister
TO ALL THE FATHERS, DADS, POPS, PAPIS, PADRI, PÈRES AND DADDIES
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
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