Talon P.S.'s Blog, page 50
September 27, 2013
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Toni Griffin
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Toni Griffin
Good day Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to Talon’s peaCOCKing fence. Where today Author Tara Rose was thrown under the bus by her peers who shall remain nameless **coughsTNTarrantcoughs** and dragged into my Mad Mad way of conducting this friendly interview and share the roost with my special guest. Please gather about while popcorn and refreshments are passed around for your enjoyment, and give a warm welcome to this week’s guest.
Now, while our guest is acclimating to the fact she cannot escape for some uncertain amount of time from my Mad mercy, in my custom made bondage beanbag fence nest, {and we made sure she couldn’t possibly pronounce her safe word properly}… I would like to take a moment to tell you about her newest book:
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
Hidden Wolf.
Book 1 in the Tassie Wolves series.
Ashley Neilson was in pain, he was sticky in all the wrong places and all he wanted was a shower. So, of course it stands to reason that he would run smack bang into Mr. Tall Dark and Crazy. Who is this man and why does he keep talking about them being friends?
Vaughan Jacobs doesn’t understand why Ashley knows nothing about the mate bond. They’re both shifters, right? Vaughan can smell it, but as he gets to know the man fated to be his, secrets buried deep in the past manage to find their way to the surface.
Available from Extasy Books 1st October 2013
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
>> Welcome Toni, *slides a chair out for you to sit in, then precedes to strap you to the writing desk with fussy shackles, while forcing you to watch Johnny Hazzard porn while we conduct the interview* Please state your name for the record?
Toni Griffin
>> And is it true you are a writer of *wegs eye brow* naughty (romance) things?
You won’t get a word out of me. Uh ha. *Shakes head adamantly* *is handed a plate of hot chocolate fudge cake with vanilla ice-cream* So, what is it you wanted to know? Oh right, my writing. Umm… Yeah I do *Grins evilly* and I enjoy every second of it too. My Holland Brothers series started it all and I’m in the process of expanding all their stories at the moment.
>> Where were you on the night Colonel PeaCOCK, got laid with the candlestick (that’s California talk for boytoy) in the billiards room?
I was having my own fun in the conservatory with Professor Plum and Reverend Green. Yes, you read that correctly. I was corrupting a man of God. And boy did I corrupt him.
>> Everyone knows I’m a rule breaker. And for me Fantasy is a huge format to explore that. However, for some writers they can’t bring themselves to break some Taboos, out of fear, it will act as a reflection of their real life. What about you? What are some of the Taboos you just find irresistible in the fiction world. Are there some Taboos you won’t venture into, even in the fantasy world?
Incest is a taboo I don’t think I could ever write about. I don’t have a problem with reading them *waggles brows* but I couldn’t write it. I know, I know. That probably doesn’t make sense but not everything in life does.
I also couldn’t bring myself to write any dubious consent or rape scenes. In Determined Mate one of my main characters is the victim of rape and he explains what’s happened to him to a friend, but he doesn’t go into great detail about the event just that it occurred. There is no way I could do justice to all the emotions and feelings that would be taking place during something like that, so I stay away.
>> If you could truly escape the everyday life and live inside one of your books, which one would it be and what character would you play?
Ohhh… What a great question. I love all the worlds I create. But if I was forced *Looks at gun pointed at my head* I suppose I would have to choose Alex Holland, Alpha Werewolf, tattoo artist and all round sexy mother fucker. I would love to be him. Wonderful family, a mate that loves him dearly, a pack that respects him, even if he does have to put a couple of the younger one’s in their place every now and again.
>> If life is like a box of chocolates, what flavor is your favorite book?
Hot, steamy and filled with lots and lots of smexy man on man love.
>> You just finished a hard writing crunch and well… you’d probably be feeling good if it weren’t for the fact your eyes are cross-eyed, your fingers ache, your wrist feels like it’s on backwards and your butt feels like a flat tire. What’s your secret weapon for unwinding from all that?
I’ve had a few of these in the past. I’m actually in the middle of one right now… But took the time out to spend with you lovely people. (Even if you do chain me to a chair and force me to watch Johnny Hazzard porn). After a hard day of writing I love to pick up my iPad and either read or play a few rounds of Candy Crush. It all depends on if there has been another update as I’ve completed all the levels.
>>Okay, hypothetically speaking (for book research of course) what is your favorite sexual position or sex-play? (Remember, this is purely hypothetical)
Purely hypothetical for research purposes only, there is nothing better than being taken from behind. Either that or being tied down and tortured for hours until your body is just one huge quivering mess. Ahh…. Fun times.
>> Fact or Fiction: Tell us the craziest place, timing or position you… errr… your characters have ever done it. And then tell us the real truth…
Hmm.. I did it in the swimming pool at my parent’s house once while they were inside. I’m afraid that’s probably as crazy as I get. As for my characters, I can’t think… There’s been plenty of wall action, some shower fun and of course bedroom antics. Oh and Alex and Jason had a good go of it on the back of Alex’s motorbike in the middle of the parking lot at the pack grounds.
>> Is there a support group for people addicted to your books?
Why yes there is, it can be found at my facebook account. There will be like-minded people you will be able to talk to about your addiction to Hot Aussie loving and the sexy weres I write about. Feel free to stop and by, we’ll help out as much as we can.
>> As an author of erotica, do you find you are more of a sex expert then say, some talk show sex experts? And could you give us a sample of advice?
Oh hell no. I’m not an expert and will never claim to be. How can I be when I’m female and I write gay erotic romance? I think that makes me probably the exact opposite to an expert. LOL I just enjoy what I do and have fun while I do it. I’m lucky enough that some people have read my work and think I’m worth the money they spent on the book.
>> I spend so much time at home writing, I hardly ever get out of the house. So my characters are my closest friends. Has your family caught on to the fact that when you talk about so and so at the dinner table that it’s really just one of your characters and not the guy next door?
Single mum here, so If I started talking about Corey and Ethan my daughter would want to know who in the hell they were and I’m not about to go into a great deal of detail explaining that to a ten year old. She knows I write, but I’m really not sure if she understands what I write. As for friends and family they’re all really supportive and constantly want updates on how I’m going.
>> Boxers, Briefs or going Commando? (feel free to share pictures-for the fans of course) For me or on someone else?
I love the look of boxer briefs on my men, or they can just go commando, either is perfectly fine by me. As for myself… I guess you’ll never know.
>> Let’s face it, life can be hysterical. And as story tellers, we get ideas from the craziest things. Whether it be a song, a book, a movie, something someone said or you just happened to be lucky as hell to have witnessed something. What’s the craziest thing you ever came cross that spurred you head long into a new story? And where is it hiding now?
I haven’t actually written the story yet, but I plan to in the future. I was on the way home from my brother’s house on my birthday after having dinner. I pulled up at the roundabout and found myself behind a police car. In the perp cage there just happened to be a guy… and this guy just happened to be completely stark ass naked… He was jumping around and screaming for help and all sorts of different things. The guy was clearly pissed as a fart but I found it hysterical watching his dangly parts bouncing all over the place. I have to feel sorry for whoever had to get in there after him that’s for sure. LOL
>> The kids, family and the neighbor’s dog are gone. It’d be a holiday man and you’ve planned a naughty orgy. Which of your naughty writer friends have you invited? And who’s on top? And when will we see that book?
Well let’s see… I wouldn’t want to be on top… where’s the fun in that? Throw me in the middle, thanks. As for naughty writer friends. There as so many to choose from. I would definitely have to invite Mary Calmes and hope she brings along Jory and Sam, even if they just play with each other watching them go at it would be nothing short of HOT. Then there would be Cardeno C, Lynn Hagen and her Brac Pack crew. Stormy Glenn, TN Tarrant, Joyee Flynn. I would even invite her two alter egos as well. Freddy MacKay because nothing is right without a little angst thrown in and she’s the queen of that. Angel Martinez for a little Sci-fi action and Silvia Violet could bring along her cowboys. That sounds like one hell of a party. As for the book. I’m not actually sure much writing would take place. Sorry.
>> And before I release you from your bonds is there anyone you would like to throw under the bus **clears throat** I mean, you would like to see here as our next guest?
Freddy MacKay
>> Famous last words or your favorite naughty word .
Apparently my favourite naughty word is Cock. (As my editors can attest to)
LINKS:
https://www.facebook.com/toni.griffin.author
http://www.tonigriffin.blogspot.com
https://spsilverpublishing.com/index.html?book_authors_id=68&typefilter=book_authors
September 23, 2013
ManCandy Monday just got tied up in knots!!
Wanna know what happens when 2 riggers get ahold of your ManCandy? Of course you do….
No, that one’s too short…
… I got this. I am a professional, I know what I am doing.
Okay, but you need to make your loops bigger….
… no, I don’t. He got away last time, remember?
Ohhh… that’s niiice… now don’t forget, the snake comes out of thE hole…
Now wasn’t that delicious? So let’s do another theme. Leave a comment below and let us know what you’d like to see next Monday.
The Suit makes the Man
All leathered up and no one to spank
Saddles & Cycles
Manskirts & open shirts
Wet wet & Wetter
Why we could even do a tight end… in honor of football season.
Happy Trails
September 20, 2013
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Author Tymber Dalton
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Tymber Dalton
Good day Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Talon’s peaCOCKing fence where today he plans to share the roost with a special quest. Please gather around while popcorn and refreshments are passed around for your enjoyment and give a warm welcome to this week’s guest.
Soooo… while our guest is acclimating to the fact she cannot escape for some uncertain amount of time from my Mad mercy, in my custom made bondage beanbag fence nest, and we made sure she couldn’t possibly pronounce her safe word properly… I would like to take a moment to tell you about her newest book due out this Monday: September 23, 2013:
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
HOPE HEALS by TYMBER DALTON
[Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Ménage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA]
Sarah’s world shatters when her husband is killed in the wreck that injures her young son, Jason. Worse, Sarah discovers painful betrayals that make remaining in New York City with her hateful mother-in-law impossible. Moving home to Florida to live with her widowed father is their only option.
You can go home again, but it’s not the home she remembers. The hunky next door neighbors are also her new employers, cousins Sam and Pete Hope. She went to school with the men, but they’re all grown up. It’s soon clear they have their sights set on winning her heart.
Unfortunately, her mother-in-law doesn’t give up quite so easily. She’s determined to get Sarah and Jason back to New York by any means necessary. Despite an escape-artist steer nicknamed Moodini, asshole ninja assassin pet goats, and learning how to love again, Sarah rebuilds her and Jason’s lives and soon discovers that, just maybe, two Hopes can heal her heart better than one.
Note: There is no sexual relationship or touching for titillation between or among cousins.
A Siren Erotic Romance
Tymber Dalton is a Siren-exclusive author.
–
You can find this and my other current BookStrand releases under all my pen names on my author page at:
http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
>> Welcome Tymber, *slides a chair out for you to sit in, then precedes to strap you to the writing desk with fuzzy shackles, while forcing you to watch Johnny Hazzard porn while we conduct the interview* Please state your name for the record?
Tymber Dalton (although I’ve published as Lesli Richardson, since that’s my real name, and have also written as Macy Largo and Tessa Monroe).
>> And is it true you are a writer of *wags eye brow* naughty (romance) things?
Oh, I write downright dirty things. My current “elevator pitch” to people in real life when they ask me what I write, is that I ask, “Have you heard of the ’50 Shades’ books?” When they usually nod, I say, “I make those books look like ‘Cat in the Hat.’” And that’s not an insult to the books, let me say that up front. But REALLY do live the BDSM lifestyle. And we’re poly. So I’m not just going onto Wikipedia for research. LOL I actually have to tone stuff down sometimes for my books, because what I experience in real life, and see others do in real life, is sometimes TOO hard-core for me to write about and not turn off readers who don’t want quite that much reality in their books. A lot of readers hear about me because of my book “The Reluctant Dom,” but I currently have over fifty books available through my various pen names.
>> Where were you on the night Cologne PeaCOCK, got laid with the candlestick (that’s California talk for boytoy) in the billiards room?
That might have been the weekend I was actually on top and beating my Sir’s ass. Before I used one of our toys on Him. LOL (I love being a switch!)
>> Everyone knows I’m a rule breaker. And for me Fantasy is a huge format to explore that. but for some writers they can’t bring themselves to break some Taboos out of fear it will act as a reflection of their real life. What about you? What are some of the Taboos you just find irresistible in the fiction world. Are there some Taboos you won’t venture into even in the fantasy world?
I absolutely cannot do non-con or dub-con in my contemporary BDSM books. Cannot do it. Because I live the lifestyle, and in real life, that’s assault at best, and rape at worst. (I’m not talking mating situations in paranormals, or aliens and unusual body parts/attractions in sci-fi, etc.) In REAL life, in my contemporary, real-world BDSM stories, I cannot write anything that in real life I know isn’t legit. No underaged, none of this “uncollared, free-range subbie gets grabbed by uber-Dom in a club even though she said no” bullshit.
That does NOT happen in real life without ramifications, and I’m tired of vanilla writers who don’t know their stuff perpetuating those kinds of myths. I cannot tell you how many people have told me they’re “afraid” (their word, not mine) to go to a club for fear of someone doing something to them against their will. And I have to spend time re-educating them and dispelling their fears. Then on the back side of it, it’s gratifying for them to come back to me later, after they went to an event, happy to tell me that not only did bad things not happen to them, just like I told them they wouldn’t, but that they had a good time, and it was nothing like they thought it would be in the best ways possible. THAT, I do have to admit, is one of the best parts about what I do. I can both tell a tale and educate people at the same time. Edutainment.
Because in real life, sometimes BDSM is BORING. (Gasp, I know, right?) It’s REAL people who aren’t millionaires, in clubs located in warehouses in light industrial areas that barely make enough every month to keep the rent paid, much less barely enough to afford paint for the walls (and NOT richly apportioned or decorated LOL). So as a writer, I’m glad that at least in my contemporary BDSM stories, I’m able to “edutain” my readers and give them a two-fer.
>> If you could truly escape the everyday life and live inside one of your books, which one would it be and what character would you play?
I’d like to be Taz from my Brimstone Vampire series. Because while in the beginning, she seems a little out of control, I know what happens with and to her in future books, and she freaking kicks massive ass in a spectacular way.
>> If life is like a box of chocolates, what flavor is your favorite book?
That’s really hard to say because I have such a diverse interest. Any book that grabs me with strong characters will usually do it. Especially if it has punchy humor.
>> You just finished a hard writing crunch and well… you’d probably be feeling good if it weren’t for the fact your eyes are cross-eyed, your fingers ache, your wrist feels like it’s on backwards and your butt feels like a flat tire. What’s your secret weapon for unwinding from all that?
I usually start by finding out if I’m still married (I am LOL I’m lucky he’s very understanding) and then spend some time in the care and feeding of my marriage. Spend a quality day with Hubby doing something. I veg out catching up on TV or books for another day or so, then I’m right back at it. I rarely allow myself more than a “weekend” (time-wise, not necessarily an actual weekend depending on when I finish the book) and then I’m right back at it. Fortunately, Hubby’s retired, so it doesn’t matter when my “weekends” are, or when my next work period starts.
>>Okay hypothetically speaking (for book research of course) what is your favorite sexual position or sex-play? (Remember this is purely hypothetical)
Depends on who’s on top that night. LOL From a BDSM perspective, not position. LOL If I’m in charge, it very well could be doggy style…with me in back wearing a strap-on. LOL If I’m not on top…well, then it’s Sir’s choice. LOL Since He’s rather fond of doing forced orgasm torture on me, it really doesn’t matter what position He’s got me in (as long as it’s not inverted, or I’ll yak on Him LOL).
>> Fact or Fiction: Tell us the craziest place, timing or position you… errr… your characters have ever done it. And then tell us the real truth…
In terms of position…that’s tricky because Hubby and Sir both have very creative imaginations. LOL I think we’ve tried most of the common ones at least once. I once did it underwater while scuba diving with an ex. (Unfortunately, I think he got more out of it than I did. LOL) I’m really pretty boring in terms of SEX. I’m one of those women who cannot usually get over without an assist from a hand or a tongue or a vibrator, so I’m more about the quality than the quantity. And quality usually means either in a comfy bed or on the futon sofa with it laid flat. LOL
>> Is there a support group for people addicted to your books?
I have a newsletter group and a chat group. Or people can follow me on Facebook and Twitter, or my blog. But…I actually hope people don’t get into recovery. Otherwise, I’d be out of a job. LOL
>> As an author of erotica do you find you are more of a sex expert then say some talk show sex experts? And could you give us a sample of advice?
Not a sex expert as much as a BDSM one. Since I really live the lifestyle, I find myself answering questions about it all the time. Especially about poly (since we have a monogamous poly N-pack) when people find out I have a Hubby AND a Sir who are two different people, and that Sir has a wife of His own. I’m a switch, meaning I play on both ends of the flogger, so to speak. In my marriage, I’m mostly the Dominant partner (Hubby is also a switch). With Sir, I’m His collared slave, but HE’S also a switch, so it’s not uncommon for me to Top Him. (Yes, the “it’s complicated” FetLife.com designation fits us perfectly. A friend of ours jokes we need a Shakespearean family chart to keep track of all our permutations. LOL)
>> I spend so much time at home writing I hardly ever get out of the house so my characters are my closest friends. Has your family caught on to the fact that when you talk about so and so at the dinner table that it’s really just one of your characters and not the guy next door?
Oh, they know that even when I do base a character or event on a real person that by the time I use it it’s so watered down it’s nothing like the reality. I might take one aspect of a person’s personality, or an event and change the circumstances, so that it’s never reality. The only exception to that rule is that from my own life, I have pulled straight-from-reality instances, like several scenes in “The Denim Dom.” That version of Tony’s character is pretty much exactly Sir, and some of the things in that book are verbatim instances of things we’ve done in real life. I joke with Him that He only thinks He was alive before we met, because my original description of Tony, while completely fictitious, actually fits Him to a tee, including His job. LOL (And no, the original Tony was actually based on another friend of mine.) Another instance of real-to-life are the text message exchanges in “Domme by Default.” Those were pretty much verbatim the messages I exchanged with the real-life version of Tony when Hubby approached me and told me he wanted me to take control. So that story was very autobiographical (except I didn’t hop a plane to Denver LOL).
>> Boxers, Briefs or going Commando? (feel free to share pictures-for the fans of course)
Panties, usually. LOL Only commando when ordered by Sir. LOL
>> Let’s face it life can be hysterical. And as story tellers we get ideas from the craziest things. Where it be a song, a book, a movie, something someone said or you just happened to be lucky as hell to have witnessed something. What’s the craziest thing you ever came cross that spurred you head long into a new story? And where is it hiding now?
Oh, that’s my life in general. I can’t write a fraction of some of the stuff I’ve seen or heard first-hand, either kinky or vanilla stuff, because no one would ever believe it. I was raised by people who were part Duck Dynasty (only in Florida, and without the hunting), part American Pickers, part American Chopper (only with lawn equipment) and part Mama’s Family. With a dash of The Addams Family and The Munsters for comic relief. LOL
>> The kids, family and the neighbors dog are gone. It’d be a holiday man and you’ve planned a naughty orgy. Which of your naughty writer friends have you invited? And who’s on top? And when will we see that book?
Well, most of my writer friends are women, and since I’m not personally into girls… LOL Sorry, like I said, I’m boring despite the BDSM. LOL People hear I’m poly and think oooh, she gets tons of sex. Nooo, not really. LOL Most of what we do is vanilla stuff outside of the bedroom. Just like a majority of the population. LOL (See? Boooorrring. LOL)
>> And before I release you from your bonds is there anyone you would like to throw under the bus **clears throat** I mean, you would like to see here as our next guest?
Cooper McKenzie, Tara Rose, Kasey Dean, Bella Juarez… I can keep going and going and going.
>> Famous last words or your favorite naughty word.
I’m not crazy…my mother had me tested.
LINKS:
http://facebook.com/tymberdalton
http://twitter.com/TymberDalton
http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TymberDalton_updates/
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TymbersTrybe/
https://plus.google.com/u/0/118382222849341409443/
September 16, 2013
If only every Monday could be like this… WAIT! It can… if you stop by for your ManCandy fix
OH YES…Its MONDAY!
because Mondays are AWESOME with ManCandy!!
I don’t usually stick to themes to often… there is just too much good stuff to share… but I some how got stuck on arms… so this mondAy is all about the arms…
I said look at his arms…
ladies!!!! ARMS!!!….
You’re not very good at listening…
**sighs** your hopeless.
Now wasn’t that delicious?
So let’s do another theme. Leave a comment below and let us know what you’d like to see.
Happy Trails?
All tied up?
Wet, wet & Wetter?
Why we could even do a tight end… in honor of football season.
September 15, 2013
Random acts of Giving… always come full circle
Random acts of kindness.. displayed in a 3 minute film
It certainly says something about the state of Hollywood today that a three minute ad produced at a fraction of the cost of most movies is more moving and poignant than almost anything the big studios have to offer.
The Thai telecommunications conglomerate True is getting rave reviews worldwide for its latest spot, “Giving,” which tells the story of a man unexpectedly rewarded for a lifetime of good deeds he performed without expecting anything in return.
TrueMove too says it “believes in the power of giving without expecting a return.”
Which would probably be more meaningful if they were to, say, give away their services and devices for free. Which they are not.
But what the company lacks in commitment to its own philosophy, it more than makes up for in inspirational advertising.
September 13, 2013
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Author Nick Hasse
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring Nick Hasse
Good day Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Talon’s peaCOCKing fence where today he plans to share the roost with a special quest. Please gather around while popcorn and refreshments are passed around for your enjoyment and give a warm welcome to this week’s guest.
Now while the reality that he is shackled and at my Mad mercy, in my custom made bondage beanbag fence nest, let me tell you about his new venture into authorship with his latest release:
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
DANNY’S DOM
Danny has always known he was submissive. So when a tall, dark, handsome man saves him from an abusive encounter in New Orleans, who’s to question the knight in shining armor? Fast forward two years and Danny’s man is now his Dom, providing for his every need. But just what kind of business keeps Him away so often and calls Him off in the middle of the day? What makes Danny’s Master keep secrets from him? When things are not adding up, questions arise and it’s time to learn the truth. Who is Danny’s Dom?
Only finding out the truth just may surprise him with an element of chill to add to their already smoldering one.
Available at Amazon and other book retailers:
http://www.amazon.com/Dannys-Talons-Keep-collection-ebook/dp/B00E0MQVO8
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
>> Welcome Nick, *slides a chair out for you to sit in, then precedes to strap you to the writing desk with fussy shackles, while forcing you to watch Johnny Hazzard porn while we conduct the interview* Please state your name for the record?
*Looks at the shackles and rattles them* Are these really necess- AHH!! *twitches as the after effects of the surprise shock-seat wear off* Nick. Hasse.
>> And is it true you are a writer of *wegs eye brow* naughty (romance) things?
*Shrugs* That depends on your definition of naughty. I prefer to think of it as natural. You know… like all those shows on NatGeo where one lion feels the needs to tie up the other lion and make them watch while they get it on with the rest of the pride, or eat a zebra or something. Totally normal.
>> Where were you on the night Cologne PeaCOCK, got laid with the candlestick (that’s California talk for boytoy) in the billiards room?
*eyes flick back and forth to the TV and my shackles. Licks lip nervously* Well you see, I was uh… I was showing Ms. Scarlett to the kitchen so she and Professor Plum could explain to me their latest novel, but um… Oh forget it, I was taping the whole thing. I’ll show it to you later.
>> Everyone knows I’m a rule breaker. And for me Fantasy is a huge format to explore that. but for some writers they can’t bring themselves to break some Taboos out of fear it will act as a reflection of their real life. What about you? What are some of the Taboos you just find irresistible in the fiction world. Are there some Taboos you won’t venture into even in the fantasy world?
I like to read a lot of stuff, but I’m not a huge fan of MPreg… otherwise, I’m pretty much open. Shifters, Vampyres, Age gaps, Hurt/Comfort. I love ‘em all.
>> If you could truly escape the everyday life and live inside one of your books, which one would it be and what character would you play?
Well I’ve only got the one out so far, and of there, I’d have to be Onesimus. I know he’s probably not everyone’s favorite character, but quite simply, you don’t know him like I do.
>> If life is like a box of chocolates, what flavor is your favorite book?
Hmmm… Well that would depend on the day, wouldn’t it? A dark chocolate filled with sea salt caramel…. Oooh, or a white chocolate (which I guess isn’t really chocolate is it?) truffle, with cashews or macadamia nuts. But then, we can’t forget the classic milk chocolate that melts in your mouth and slides sensually down your throat… Damn, you shouldn’t have gotten me started on food.
>> You just finished a hard writing crunch and well… you’d probably be feeling good if it weren’t for the fact your eyes are cross-eyed, your fingers ache, your wrist feels like it’s on backwards and your butt feels like a flat tire. What’s your secret weapon for unwinding from all that?
Advil. Lots of it. *laughs* Actually, an iced coffee and I like to head to the kitchen. Cooking takes my mind off things and helps me focus when I get stuck on a scene. Watching the FoodNetwork also helps get the mental knots unkinked.
>>Okay hypothetically speaking (for book research of course) what is your favorite sexual position or sex-play? (Remember this is purely hypothetical)
You’re trying to get me killed. You know I’m taken, right? Uh… as strange as it sounds, there’s just a certain intimacy to missionary that you can’t beat. Oh, or car sex… yeah, that’s nice too.
>> Fact or Fiction: Tell us the craziest place, timing or position you… errr… your characters have ever done it. And then tell us the real truth…
You know that pool in Danny and Ice’s place? Yeah, that’s not in my repertoire.
>> Is there a support group for people addicted to your books?
*laughs hard.* Oh, it would have to be a pretty small group… Though perhaps one day that will change.
>> As an author of erotica do you find you are more of a sex expert then say some talk show sex experts? And could you give us a sample of advice?
Uh… No, but I think I know a damn sight more than some of the writers (I can’t call them authors) that I’ve read. I mean COME ON people, some things are just ATTACHED. And sensitive.
>> I spend so much time at home writing I hardly ever get out of the house so my characters are my closest friends. Has your family caught on to the fact that when you talk about so and so at the dinner table that it’s really just one of your characters and not the guy next door?
Oh yeah, everyone I know is used to me talking about characters and their exploits.. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve… well, that’s another show.
>> Boxers, Briefs or going Commando? (feel free to share pictures-for the fans of course)
I kinda like the boxer-brief motif.. plenty of support without the whole…. Tidy-whities thing happening.
>> Let’s face it life can be hysterical. And as story tellers we get ideas from the craziest things. Where it be a song, a book, a movie, something someone said or you just happened to be lucky as hell to have witnessed something. What’s the craziest thing you ever came cross that spurred you head long into a new story? And where is it hiding now?
I’m still waiting on that magic inspiration. Let’s face it, there’s only so much I could have seen in 22 years. Who knows? Maybe it’s waiting for me tomorrow.
>> The kids, family and the neighbors dog are gone. It’d be a holiday man and you’ve planned a naughty orgy. Which of your naughty writer friends have you invited? And who’s on top? And when will we see that book?
What? No family and dogs? What kind of orgy are you running here? LOL. JK. Uh… I’m not sure. I like plenty of people, but I’m just a.. well, a boring monogamous guy. As for THAT book, well you’ll be sad to hear I’m also a pretty private guy, so no way, those moments are all mine.
>> And before I release you from your bonds is there anyone you would like to throw under the bus **clears throat** I mean, you would like to see here as our next guest?
Damn, I don’t know… you’d have a lot of great people on here already, so I can’t really… maybe Jack Brighton? I’m a fan of his work, though it’s about as far from mine in the bdsm spectrum as you can get. Oh, or Tymber Dalton, do you have her lined up yet? CA Szarek’s got some pretty nifty books too… DON’T ASK THESE THINGS OF AN ADD MAN.
>> Famous last words or your favorite naughty word.
Draco Dormiens Numquam Titillandus.
Oh, and “Life is a journey, Time is a river, The door is ajar.” –Waldo Butters, The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher
LINKS:
https://www.facebook.com/Nick.Hasse.Author
http://talon-ps.com/?page_id=1296
September 10, 2013
We interrupt your regularly scheduled ManCandy to appear on TUESDAY!
Since we had the Lovely Author Cari Silverwood in her blog tour here yesterday, we sorta hogged up the guys for another day.
{I know we’re stingy like that}
But just to be nice we’re not making you wait a whole ’nother week to get your eyes adjusted.
September 9, 2013
BLOG TOUR STOP with AUTHOR CARI SILVERWOOD for her latest book BIND AND KEEP ME
BIND AND KEEP ME by Cari Silverwood
How far would you go to protect your love and your life?
When two deaths turn his world upside down, Klaus must wrestle with a problem that goes soul deep.
With Jodie it was capture fantasy but now he’s made the fantasy real, dragging her along as his accomplice.
No one should feel so good about something so wrong.
Maybe his soul is darker than he feared. Maybe the rules shouldn’t apply to him.
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
We had the Great pleasure of having Cari here for one of Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence spotlights.
So if you missed id following the link to see how much fun we had putting her in handcuffs and such.

Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight with Author Cari Silverwood
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
Buy Links
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EUFPNIA
https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-bindandkeepme-1271508-354.html
Prize Information
Cari is giving away – Grand prize: A copy of Take Me, Break Me and a $20 gift card from Amazon
Rafflecopter Code
a Rafflecopter giveaway
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
About Cari:
Cari Silverwood writes the way the world should be – dangerous and sexy with bullets piercing the darkness and lovers wrenched close by ropes. When you need escape, when you need that rough lover to bring you to your knees, here you will find stories to singe your fingers. The taste of adventure, the tang of BDSM, the burn of fantasy run wild. Brace yourselves, if you dare to read.
Find Cari:
Cari’s website http://www.carisilverwood.net/
Twiiter - https://twitter.com/CariSilverwood
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/cari.silverwood
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
Explicit Excerpt
“I’m not yours.” Her answer was quiet and tremulous.
Such bravery in the face of overwhelming superiority.
I stopped with my palm pressing her upper back down onto the mattress. Enough pressure that she could feel my strength, enough so that she tensed and then, as I didn’t relent, she gave in, her head lowering, her body quivering. Was she a true submissive? I was fairly certain she was.
“You’re pretty, beautiful even. Desirable. Fuckable. I scare you because I like pain more than you can comprehend. I’m not going to kill you. I’m not going to carve off your flesh and eat it. But, little toy, I am going to hurt you more than you think you can take.”
She froze in the middle of inhaling. I smiled and grasped a big handful of those dark locks just above her nape. I levered her head back until she was arched and her breasts were no longer concealed beneath her. So I took one in the grip of my other hand. “Mine,” I whispered. “You’re mine whether you fucking want to be or not.”
I squeezed both her breast and the fistful of hair, and I leaned down to look into her fear-darkened eyes.
“You need to learn not to be afraid of pain,” I murmured. “And you know why?”
She swallowed and I felt her endeavor to shake her head. Long strands of her hair fell across her face.
“If you lose that fear of pain, you will lose some of your fear of me. Not all, some. I’m not your nemesis, girl, I’m just going to be your master.”
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
Tour Schedule
8/30/2013
Shayna Renee’s Spicy Reads
9/2/2013
Read Our Lips! Book Review Blog
Reading Between the Wines
9/3/2013
Tattooed Book Review
Rachel Leigh Erotic Romance
9/4/2013
The Risque Redhead Reads
Guilty Pleasures Book Reviews
9/5/2013
Liberty Ann’s SnifferWalk Books
Kinky Book Reviews
9/6/2013
Wild Wordy Women
We Love Kink
9/9/2013
Simply Ali
Talon-ps & Princess-so: Not just twin authors – but your next fantasy
9/10/2013
deal sharing aunt
RomFan Reviews
9/11/2013
Harlie’s Books
My Book Muse
9/12/2013
First Class Books
Under The Covers Book Blog
9/13/2013
Erzabet’s Enchantments
Delighted Reader
September 6, 2013
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring G. A. Hauser
Talon’s Mad Mad peaCOCKing on the Fence Guest Spotlight – starring G. A. Hauser
Good day Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Talon’s peaCOCKing fence where today he plans to share the roost with a special quest. Please gather around while popcorn and refreshments are passed around for your enjoyment and give a warm welcome to this week’s guest.
Now while the reality that she is shackled and at my Mad mercy in my custom made bondage beanbag fence nest, let me tell you about her latest release:
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
THREE WISHES
Working partners- executive producers, Will Markham and Derek Dixon are known for their top notch premium channel TV shows, Forever Young and the vampire drama Being Screwed. But when a script for a racy gay BDSM series ‘MASTER’S BOYS’ is submitted to them for review, both men wonder if the world of premium networks are ready. The two producers can see ‘winner’ written all over the script.
Photographer, Madison Henning, husband of Will Markham, and owner of Capon Publishing, is in the process of shooting his latest book of male nudes. But Madison, even though he owns his own business, is very careful about what he prints. Showing full frontal male nudes always seems to cross the line from art to porn in the eye of censors and distributors of his work, so Madison never does it. Although Madison’s pictures are homoerotic, he manages to keep the scenes sensual, without what he considers, crossing the line. And lately, he is getting angry at the censoring standards between straight and gay photography. They seemed to be judged on an uneven playing field.
As young men both Will and Madison had goals; ‘Three Wishes’, as to what they wanted to achieve in life by the time they had reached fifty. But although the world had changed over the decades, the societal resistance to men loving men was still a battleground. More so for Will and Derek as they fight for this gay BDSM script, which was created by a woman, adding yet another hurdle to leap. And the vying for approval of this type of venture, which immediately is labeled as gay porn simply because of men loving men, is about to make both producers lose their minds.
Three Wishes: In their twenties it seemed like they had the world at their fingertips, and anything was possible. But now, even after gaining the respect and power they needed to get where they were at this stage in their lives, in their chosen fields, Will and Madison find ignorance and obstacles at every turn.
The fine line between art and porn? Will recalled someone saying; ‘If you have to ask, it’s art.’ But that didn’t make their skirmish in the war on ignorance any easier.
Available at Amazon and other book retailers:
http://www.amazon.com/Three-Wishes-eb...
~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~~ * ~
>> Welcome G.A., *slides a chair out for you to sit in, then precedes to strap you to the writing desk with furry shackles, while forcing you to watch Johnny Hazzard porn while we conduct the interview* Please state your name for the record?
I have the right to remain silent…and…I want an attorney present. I didn’t go to the police academy for nuthin’ ya know!
>> And is it true you are a writer of *wegs eye brow* naughty (romance) things?
Moi??? Write smut??? How dare you…errr….well, okay. I confess. I have written some, well, X rated stuff. Can you loosen the cuffs? I’m used to doing the cuffing not being in them. Love the fuzz, the ones I use are a little more…how can I say it….HARD!
>> Where were you on the night Cologne PeaCOCK got laid with the candlestick (that’s California talk for boytoy) in the billiards room?
I was the one sticking something up his ass….uhhh, can you get that spotlight out of my eyes? Are you going to tell my sergeant about this?
>> Everyone knows I’m a rule breaker. And for me Fantasy is a huge format to explore that. but for some writers they can’t bring themselves to break some Taboos out of fear it will act as a reflection of their real life. What about you? What are some of the Taboos you just find irresistible in the fiction world. Are there some Taboos you won’t venture into even in the fantasy world?
I wrote a couple with twins…you know, twinscest. And OH BOY did Amazon freak. They ‘suppressed’ the books. You believe that??? They show women twins in porn vids fucking. But male twins….oooooh noooo! Someone will go blind!!
{Twins}> Oh, we may have to keep you… we love twincest taboos **wegs**
>> If you could truly escape the everyday life and live inside one of your books, which one would it be and what character would you play?
Oh…I am Mark Antonious Richfield. Make no mistake. Anyone who knows me, knows I’m the valium stuffing, needy, whining fainting, egotistical, need-a-rubber-room, freak, who worries about my weight, my looks my…. no. Hang on. I think Mark is over the top. I’m him but not to the extreme. But…If I could fuck Steve Miller, Jack Larsen and Adam Lewis every day? I’d swap my normal boring life for him in a second.
>> If life is like a box of chocolates, what flavor is your favorite book?
I don’t have one. I wish I could say I did. I guess I’m odd that way. And my favorites change. Like my music tastes. On day I am playing Snow Patrol over and over, then Shawn Colvin. That’s a sign of madness you know.
>> You just finished a hard writing crunch and well… you’d probably be feeling good if it weren’t for the fact your eyes are cross-eyed, your fingers ache, your wrist feels like it’s on backwards and your butt feels like a flat tire. What’s your secret weapon for unwinding from all that?
Hot fucking sex….. any other questions? Oh, or putting on my jammies and sprawling out on the bed. Then… hot fucking sex.
>>Okay hypothetically speaking (for book research of course) what is your favorite sexual position or sex-play? (Remember this is purely hypothetical)
Sucking cock… oh yes. I can spend a few hours between someone’s legs…hang on. Where is this going to be posted?? oy. Noooo! I never said that. I…er…missionary…boring you know… I think about the household chores or…oh hell….Sucking cock. Okay?? sheesh.
>> Fact or Fiction: Tell us the craziest place, timing or position you… errr… your characters have ever done it. And then tell us the real truth…
I did it once on the big sponge that the track team uses for pole vaulting. Ahh, college days… errr, that was a character. Me? No place other than a bed. Honest….
>> Is there a support group for people addicted to your books?
Kage Alan and Jeff Adkins were attempting to find a name for it. Hausernauts? They already hit Patricia Logan with Loganites… so how about that?
>> As an author of erotica do you find you are more of a sex expert then say some talk show sex experts? And could you give us a sample of advice?
BAhahahahahhaha! Oh, you’re serious?? An expert? One reviewer on Amazon said and I quote “ I’d have to say that Hauser has never been up close and personal with a hard cock, based on the inaccurate descriptions in this story.” So perhaps I need to actually see a real hard cock before becoming an expert. After all. I’ve never seen one. Oh, except for the sucking thing.
>> I spend so much time at home writing I hardly ever get out of the house so my characters are my closest friends. Has your family caught on to the fact that when you talk about so and so at the dinner table that it’s really just one of your characters and not the guy next door?
My family has already planned on my rehab sex and fantasy clinic stay. There, I can be happy with my characters and never come out to the horrible real world.
>> Boxers, Briefs or going Commando? (feel free to share pictures-for the fans of course)
I like my men in briefs, but…commando does make for easy access is a pinch…for…err sucking…
>> Let’s face it life can be hysterical. And as story tellers we get ideas from the craziest things. Where it be a song, a book, a movie, something someone said or you just happened to be lucky as hell to have witnessed something. What’s the craziest thing you ever came cross that spurred you head long into a new story? And where is it hiding now?
Oh My God. Are you asking me which crazy event I have seen to inspire a story out of 100 novels??? GAAAAAkkkkk, run away! Run away!!! I was a cop, remember?? And you don’t even want to know what I’ve seen. They don’t hide, they are in every book. If you are a fan, you know. You know everything I’ve seen and done. And when you find a character you hate? They are from my life, and I am so thrilled when you hate them as much as I do.
>> The kids, family and the neighbor’s dog are gone. It’d be a holiday man and you’ve planned a naughty orgy. Which of your naughty writer friends have you invited? And who’s on top? And when will we see that book?
Name names….hmmm, I already hit you up with three in a previous question. But orgy with them?? Nah… my orgies are behind closed doors…heh heh. Not tellin’. I may kiss and tell in fiction, but in reality?? Not even these cuffs and that bright light you are shining in my eyes will make me talk. (By the way, can you turn that thing off? I can’t see the porn vid)
>> And before I release you from your bonds, is there anyone you would like to throw under the bus **clears throat** I mean, you would like to see here as our next guest?
*clears throat too* Check above. Wink, wink, nod…
>> Famous last words or your favorite naughty word.
Get me out of these cuffs!! I’m the fucking top, you silly person!!
xxxoooooo!!!
LINKS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gm-lfCv9Wk&feature=plcp
http://www.capitalgamesthemovie.com
https://twitter.com/CapitalGamesthe
www.authorgahauser.com
http://pinterest.com/gahauser
https://twitter.com/AuthorGAHauser
https://plus.google.com/115738142518957047015?hl=en
https://www.facebook.com/ga.hauser
https://www.facebook.com/pages/GA-Hauser/152210341512278
http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/gahauser
http://gahausersblog.blogspot.com/
Talon P.S.'s Blog
- Talon P.S.'s profile
- 188 followers
