Tara Sivec's Blog, page 6
October 15, 2012
My New Home
I have a website now! Make sure you check it out and follow it. If you don't, I'll make sure clowns are sleeping under your bed tonight.
Ha ha just kidding!
No I'm not.
Clowns. Under your bed.
Tara Sivec's Website, click here to avoid killer clowns
Ha ha just kidding!
No I'm not.
Clowns. Under your bed.
Tara Sivec's Website, click here to avoid killer clowns
October 9, 2012
October 4, 2012
I'm Giving it Away!!
No, not my vagina. Not this time at least.
Seduction and Snacks is currently on sale over at Amazon for 99 cents for a limited time!
Yes, you heard me correctly. Unless you have a penis in your ear and it sounded like "Boob reductions and spanks are mine and mine for an infected mime."
In that case, sorry mimes. You're stuck in a box with boobs and VD.
In summary, take the penis out of your ear and tell your friends. Do it for the mimes.
Seduction and Snacks
Seduction and Snacks is currently on sale over at Amazon for 99 cents for a limited time!
Yes, you heard me correctly. Unless you have a penis in your ear and it sounded like "Boob reductions and spanks are mine and mine for an infected mime."
In that case, sorry mimes. You're stuck in a box with boobs and VD.
In summary, take the penis out of your ear and tell your friends. Do it for the mimes.
Seduction and Snacks
October 2, 2012
Vagina Hand Wants YOU!
Who hasn't made friends with my twat yet?! Get thee to the Twatter and follow me! When I reach 1,000 followers there will be a GIVEAWAY! It will most likely include leg humps and fondling with my vagina hand: @tarasivec
October 1, 2012
Let's Get Drunk and Screw! Er, Read.
Even though it's been out for a few weeks, today was technically supposed to be the release day for Futures and Frosting. So, take off your pants, get drunk and go get your copy! F&F is available at Amazon (ebook and paperback) Barnes & Noble and Smashwords.
Run, don't walk! And if you pass any hookers or meerkats on the way, tell them too. I've heard my books are all the rage with the meerkats.
Futures and Frosting
Run, don't walk! And if you pass any hookers or meerkats on the way, tell them too. I've heard my books are all the rage with the meerkats.
Futures and Frosting
September 20, 2012
Giveaway Winners
Announcing the winners of the 2 signed copies of Futures and Frosting!!
Miranda Wood of Ontario
Kelly Kraft of SD
Congratulations ladies!! As soon as my shipment of books arrives I'll be sending your copy out to you.
Thank you to all who entered!
Futures and Frosting
Miranda Wood of Ontario
Kelly Kraft of SD
Congratulations ladies!! As soon as my shipment of books arrives I'll be sending your copy out to you.
Thank you to all who entered!
Futures and Frosting
September 18, 2012
Beware of the Gnomes!
Futures and Frosting is available for Kindle and Nook RIGHT NOW!
Seduction and Snacks is on sale for $2.99 for Kindle and Nook RIGHT NOW!
Tell your friends or garden gnomes will ass rape you while you sleep.
Ha ha, just kidding! Maybe. Look what this guy is doing to a poor, defenseless bunny. He wouldn't hesitate to violate you. Do it for the bunny.
Seduction and Snacks is on sale for $2.99 for Kindle and Nook RIGHT NOW!
Tell your friends or garden gnomes will ass rape you while you sleep.
Ha ha, just kidding! Maybe. Look what this guy is doing to a poor, defenseless bunny. He wouldn't hesitate to violate you. Do it for the bunny.
September 17, 2012
Nookie Nookie!
We did it all for the Nookie! What? The Nookie!
Futures and Frosting is now available for purchase at Barnes and Noble. Pass it on and do it for the Nookie!
Futures and Frosting
Futures and Frosting is now available for purchase at Barnes and Noble. Pass it on and do it for the Nookie!
Futures and Frosting
September 15, 2012
Surprise!!!
Futures and Frosting has been released early! Go get your ebook copy at Amazon now!
I'm sorry to say to my Nook customers, that Seduction and Snacks and Futures and frosting are now both exclusively with Amazon. I'm not sure how long that will last, but in the meantime if you need your fix, Kindle has a free app that can easily be downloaded to your phone, computer, iPad, etc. The paperback should be out in a day or 2 as well.
Thanks and enjoy my frosting.
Futures and Frosting
I'm sorry to say to my Nook customers, that Seduction and Snacks and Futures and frosting are now both exclusively with Amazon. I'm not sure how long that will last, but in the meantime if you need your fix, Kindle has a free app that can easily be downloaded to your phone, computer, iPad, etc. The paperback should be out in a day or 2 as well.
Thanks and enjoy my frosting.
Futures and Frosting
September 9, 2012
My Twat is AMAZING!
For those of you who missed it, I did a giveaway on my Facebook page once I hit 1,000 "likes". The lucky winner got to choose something from my Seduction and Snacks cafepress store. She chose wisely. A "Slutbag McFuckstic" flask. It will be filled with grape vodka and we shall rejoice.
Soooo, I'm going to do the same thing on Twitter. As soon as I get 1,000 followers, there will be a party in my pants! I mean, a party on Facebook.
So get thee to The Twatter. Don't be a twit and follow my twat - @TaraSivec
Pass it on.
Soooo, I'm going to do the same thing on Twitter. As soon as I get 1,000 followers, there will be a party in my pants! I mean, a party on Facebook.
So get thee to The Twatter. Don't be a twit and follow my twat - @TaraSivec
Pass it on.
