Daniel Bailey's Blog, page 16
October 21, 2013
coming soon on 11/15/13- Gather Me by Daniel Bailey
Gather Me is Daniel Bailey’s third full length collection of poetry and it contains multitudes. Whispers, prayers, stories, invitations, valentines, chants. These poems are wrapped in melody. These poems “drift between you and the idea of you.” Pre-orders and much more very soon.
October 20, 2013
babyace:
Drinker ‘discovers 50 dead flies in bottle of Foster’s...
Drinker ‘discovers 50 dead flies in bottle of Foster’s Gold’
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Daily Mail Reporter
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A horrified drinker says he found 50 dead flies floating in a bottle of…
new blurb for gather me
October 13, 2013
here is the second blurb for gather me
here is the second blurb for gather me
October 12, 2013
magichelicopter:
A poetry weekend bonus! The next 9 people to...
A poetry weekend bonus! The next 9 people to order a copy of one of the following three MHP books:
The Drunk Sonnets
Smiles of the Unstoppable
No, Not Today
… will get a free copy of this sweet and snappy and mysterious new journal Row Boat Cop, edited by Tim Morris and friends out of Richmond, VA.
Featuring emergency notes and millstone flashes and unemployed celery salt and an eagle using Jesus as a fishing rod and letters dippled in goldleaf and the cook noticing there is hardly any blood.
October 10, 2013
yrfriendliz:
I am pretty sure this is the funniest thing of the...
I am pretty sure this is the funniest thing of the last year.
"Stephen Dorff’s Rise From the Ashes"
October 9, 2013
taoistdrunk:
recently I commissioned Dan to write some poems...
recently I commissioned Dan to write some poems for me and my boys, and when I gave him the prompts I tried to find pictures that really got at their personalities, a photo that would tell him just what they’re truly looking for. The inarticulable. This one came too late, but you get it. You get it.
in case it wasn’t obvious enough, my poems make great gifts for dogs or whatever other animal might be living with you.
October 7, 2013
all the stuff currently on the post-its on my computer's dashboard
“rocokopelli and other corporate logos
doin’ it
lil wayne - we takin over
nicolas cage had a dream that he could not remember
part of the reason we appreciate dogs so much is their short life span”
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“horsebutt6
write an essay about being born in cedar rapids. write about the ed helms movie, elijah wood, ashton kutcher, etc.
(h)art film: a true story of love and art in the 90’s lolph”
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“at some point we will stop using numbers and start using/memorizing systematic combined renderings of !?!?!? to give statistical meaning to the world around us
god is only 7 and a half days old
someone praise me so i can retweet it
i only want to read the google-translated version of the bible”
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“thought ‘it’s only my first friday of the week’ and then thought ‘stupid art kids don’t know what it’s like to time travel’
do you remember that time when i tweeted who wants to marry me and you tweeted yeah”
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"laughing 2 hard 2 piss
PISSING 2 HARD 2 LAUGH
sloppy idiots just cussing up a butt
does the om be had wut the odda the is?
put another quarter in get me some pez
filled with the shit of eternity
pee dungle”
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”’if you thought the 90’s were cool, try the 9090’s. this message brought to you by a time youtube from the year 9092’ - fateful words before the destruction of the world by an overwhelming accumulation of negative attitudes in the year 9093 HAIL YOUTUBE!!!”
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“4/25 4/12
SHAUN GANNgiONe
god won’t mind: a,e,d
w9s
my favorite definition of “render” is the one where fat is melted off the meat”
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“e3po’s chipotle order:
chicken
pinto
pico
guac
cheese
lettuce
no sour cream
1133 downing
god is only 7 and a half days old or less”
October 4, 2013
here is a dung beetle rolling a dog turd
here is a dung beetle rolling a dog turd
September 30, 2013
if you’ve ordered an unemployment sonnet and haven’t received it yet, don’t panic....
if you’ve ordered an unemployment sonnet and haven’t received it yet, don’t panic. i’m still writing my way through the list.
