Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 57

memorycycle:these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin...

memorycycle:

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

rohirric-hunter:potatoish:radioactivemongoose:the hotel has...

rohirric-hunter:

potatoish:

radioactivemongoose:

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

I don’t normally do this, but I’m adding a description because this is gold. I highly encourage you to unmute anyway if you can.

Cameraperson: Okay, we’re checking out “moods” in the hotel. You can select from a list. We’re picking Flowers. Here’s the Flower mood.

TV displays pink carnations, accompanied by Eine Kleine Na...

Hi friends!

behindthemirrorofmusic:

brainrot-flowerpot:

Hi friends!

I have brought you the translation of The Music of the Night | Die Musik der Nacht. I hope you’re ready because I sure am not…

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Interestingly there are two German translations. One for Germany one for Austria/Vienna. In the Vienna production “Music of the Night” is “Musik der Dunkelheit"🙂

my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not…

woodlouseandbird:

my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

lacklusterlexicon:thenatsdorf:Hot dog mission.[Video...

lacklusterlexicon:

thenatsdorf:

Hot dog mission.

[Video description: a small black kitten has a whole hotdog in their mouth as they traverse a suspended rope. The Mission Impossible theme music plays as the kitten occasionally stumbles and slips but steadily makes their way to a post. The kitten clumsily climbs up the post, and then the video slows as they jump from the post to a structure a few feet away. End VD.]

M*A*S*H: The Comedy That Changed Television (2024)

trapperlesbian:

M*A*S*H: The Comedy That Changed Television (2024)

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a…

kvothes:

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicatel...

funniest reply to being asked why you made someone fight their boss to the death thirty seconds ago

whorta:

funniest reply to being asked why you made someone fight their boss to the death thirty seconds ago

radarsteddybear:ALT

radarsteddybear:

ALT

70sscifiart:Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

70sscifiart:

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend