Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 50

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Thailand legalising weed for the entire country all at once, was lowkey such a funny event because…

icantspellthings:

icantspellthings:

Thailand legalising weed for the entire country all at once, was lowkey such a funny event because literally everyone went crazy with it. They were putting weed in everything, man, we had weed fried chicken, weed omelette, weed soda, weed lotion, weed popcorn, tempura weed, it was insane. They were putting weed in fucking everything they could think of even shit that you’re not eating, they were putting marijuana in like lipbalm.

The fucking weed chicken wasn’t ...

carnival-phantasm:parakavka:癒しの動物 on X:...

carnival-phantasm:

parakavka:

癒しの動物 on X: “警備員に捕まって笑顔で連行されてく柴犬見て https://t.co/pSRZEcNFGM” / X

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only-tiktoks:

Where can I get five of these, I always struggle with the touchless sensors in the bathroom

So the jackets are magic

@randomitemdrop

Item: Jacket of the Watercloset Wizard; causes nearby plumbing fixtures to activate automatically

I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we’re planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian…

dovesndecay:

dovesndecay:

I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we’re planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: “OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!”

The librarian: “It’s all good, I just assumed it was a flex.”

#did the exact opposite of this the other day when I handed the cashier at a book store my library card instead of my credit card #and we both...

i’m so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure…

pierog:

i’m so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[through gritted teeth] I love summer as a cat owner

stealingpotatoes:

[through gritted teeth] I love summer as a cat owner

How to Argue Like an Asshole

thelawfulchaotic:

Good evening, friends, let me tell you some Secrets on how to argue like (and with) assholes. I’m writing this because I keep running into a particular asshole, and I need to stop engaging with them, and so this is an instruction sheet for myself as well as you guys. 

First, try to avoid assholes; they don’t deserve your time and energy. But, if an Argument is unavoidable, here are a few tips on how to emerge unscathed. 

Let go of the idea that you’re going to win. 

You’re not go...

they went off with this

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reddwoods:

they went off with this

@vaspider

I debated with myself whether or not to include Christine Jorgensen in my history of drag because…

omgthatdress:

omgthatdress:

I debated with myself whether or not to include Christine Jorgensen in my history of drag because technically, she was never a drag queen. She was never impersonating a woman, she was simply being a woman. However, her story was such a milestone and she was such an icon that it feels wrong not to include her.

Christine Jorgensen was the first American trans woman to undergo gender-reassignment surgery. Because her parents were immigrants from Denmark, she was able to tra...