Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 390

-the bookshop-

fakemichaelsheen:

-the bookshop-

aziraphale: *enters*

gabriel, smiling: hey, your spouse went to get coffee

aziraphale, nods: right. okay

aziraphale: …

aziraphale, realises: what? crowley isn’t my spouse

gabriel, chuckles: yeah, they are

aziraphale, insistent: no!

gabriel, matter-of-fact: well, you knew who I was talking about so *shrugs*

aziraphale, panicking: that- I don’t- it’s irrelevant

gabriel, mutters: you’re irrelevant

aziraphale, folds his arms: for your information, crowley and I are above such ba...

i think it’s really funny when people describe Crowley’s hair as silky or soft or something along…

katspause:

crowleys-hips:

i think it’s really funny when people describe Crowley’s hair as silky or soft or something along those lines in fics, because if you look at David Tennant closely, you can see they used like 50 hair products on his hair to sculpt that shit to perfection. it’s probably hard as a rock or stickier than glue. i want a fic where it’s like:

Crowley rests his head on Aziraphale’s chest, snuggling close. The angel smiles and raises his hand to stroke his hair, but once his finge...

8 hour painting💚 @neil-gaiman

vangreunen-art:

8 hour painting💚 @neil-gaiman

dahliavandare:iamnotlanuk:You’re just not ready. At no...

dahliavandare:

iamnotlanuk:

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

💖🍰✨

nonpoppie-archive:

A underrated moral panic is the UK government’s deep and enduring hatred of ninjitsu. From the days…

lizardsfromspace:

clamberlad:

lizardsfromspace:

A underrated moral panic is the UK government’s deep and enduring hatred of ninjitsu. From the days of video nastys banning nunchucks and shuriken from the media but not touching depictions of any type of weapon people actually have or use to Keir Starmer promising to ban ninja swords to solve knife crime, famously committed primarily with replica Japanese swords, forever. There are still presumably people with ASBOs for pretending to be Naruto in 200...

I revamped this memoir comic to make a zine for zinefest! If you want a copy of the zine keep an…

diamoric-comix:

I revamped this memoir comic to make a zine for zinefest!
If you want a copy of the zine keep an eye out for my store launch <3

Went on an art history dive and discovered the absolute worst Jesus painting (Ecce Homo by Antonello…

valarhalla:

Went on an art history dive and discovered the absolute worst Jesus painting (Ecce Homo by Antonello da Messina, 1473).

I…

I…

watched the pon farr ep. didnt know they took it THAT far

dduane:

gglinaa:

watched the pon farr ep. didnt know they took it THAT far

Yeah, it was a bit of a shocker at the time. 😏

Why are pole dancers usually mostly naked (and why am I usually not)?

blumineck:

Why are pole dancers usually mostly naked (and why am I usually not)?

I get this question from both directions, depending on how familiar people are with pole. In truth, I prefer the chrome for dancing, but silicone is better for videos.

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