Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 388

all of the avengers are t-shirt-stealing gremlins 😤

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sreppub:

sreppub:

all of the avengers are t-shirt-stealing gremlins 😤

all the tags are like omg 2012 avengers i miss you… welcome to my house, new friends. 2012 avengers never left

#oh thank god 2012 avengers fandom #I’ve had the most terrible dream… (via @jackironsides​)

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that…

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todayintokyo:

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

MOVE IDIOT

remember lego movie smear frames. remember how beautiful and genius lego movie smear frames were ….

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sporesgalaxy:

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remember lego movie smear frames. remember how beautiful and genius lego movie smear frames were . are you listening to me. they used only real bricks. so it would look like stop motion. they used real bricks to make smear frames for minifigures doing gestures and stuff isnt that crazy. the lego movie smear frames

do you remember the fucking lighting they used in the lego batman movie. did you fucking see that shit. fuck

they put scratches on the d...

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it’s just hit me how…

mcgravin:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it’s just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn’t tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what’s he gonna say? “didn’t you used to have tits?”

“reverted based on user feedback” is possibly the best way to refer to top surgery i have ever heard

When my partner had top surgery, as he was coming out of anesthesia in the recovery room, I dumped two of these out of a pape...

alternatives to “i want to die”:

prince-of-moths:

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aro-manita-muscaria:

whymustibefunny:

lilac-teeth:

wholeheartedsuggestions:

3l1zzy:

wholeheartedsuggestions:

alternatives to “i want to die”:

i want things to change i want a different life today was a shitty day/week i don’t want to live like this i want to be somewhere else in life i’m not where i want to be yet + much more

Here’s a few that I started to say because I thought they were funny so I was more likely to use them!

WackUnfortunate (can be shortened to unforch)S...

MIRACLE BLOCKER

luminousslime:

MIRACLE BLOCKER

hellsite-hall-of-fame:dsabian:hellsite-hall-of-fame:...

hellsite-hall-of-fame:

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hellsite-hall-of-fame:

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okay let’s bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

ALT

This artist’s rendition is like a renaissance painting and is the most thing I’ve ever seen (affectionate) thank you for your service

Classic

Is this ready for @hellsite-hall-of-fame yet?

YES

Happy Anniversary Vanilla Sweep

​it’s been a whole year since vanilla extract?!???

gattmammon:sometiktoksarevalid:Oh I LOVE this. Conserv...

gattmammon:

sometiktoksarevalid:

Oh I LOVE this. Conservation is an art unto itself and can completely change the way we look and interpret artwork! I love the choices made here. The lighter colour and bigger and fuller skirt really brighten the statue and add something to the silhouette that makes her immediately recognizable as a little dancer.

It’s true

dingoskidneys:

It’s true

viudanegraaa:Oh look some Thortony

viudanegraaa:

Oh look some Thortony