Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 36

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they’re fucking everywhere and…

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they’re fucking everywhere and they’re so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that’s when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

The sigh of relief I breathed when you got to the part about the cucumber plant.

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Dust if you must, by Rose Milligan (September 1998)

Dust if you must, but wouldn’t it be better

To paint a picture, or write a letter,

Bake a cake, or plant a seed;

Ponder the difference between want and need?

Dust if you must, but there’s not much time,

With rivers to swim, and mountains to climb;

Music to hear, and books to read;

Friends to cherish, and life to lead.

Dust if you must, but the world’s out there

With the sun in your eyes, and the wind in your ...

shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the…

l0stvegas:

shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.

when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on

in the midst of me having a mild nervous ...

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NOT THE

so i know that superman gets seen on radar and confused for enemy aircraft, but i like to think that…

supermanstoddlerleash:

so i know that superman gets seen on radar and confused for enemy aircraft, but i like to think that at some point, the pilots begin to recognize superman’s flight patterns around metropolis and start treating him like another coworker.

like, a new copilot in training freaks out upon seeing a flash right outside the front window, and the pilot’s just like, “oh yeah, that’s superman. don’t worry about him. sometimes he tags along on outbound flights for extra security.”

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Dreams

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Dreams

Sometimes its not the surgery he returns to, but to Hawkeye.

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Texts From Superheroes

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Texts From Superheroes

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Most unserious country in the world

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Most unserious country in the world

Here is a link to an interview with the guy in a Norwegian newspaper: https://www.nordlys.no/mads-innrommet-lovlig-rusbruk-trodde-ikke-det-var-en-relevant-detalj/s/5-34-2180890

After he had been expelled by U.S. Customs and Border Protection he was given a transcript of his interrogation which was riddled with an abundance of mistakes, possibly lies:

He’s an immigrant in Norway with a Spanish pa...

reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared…

chumbie:

reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on