Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 35

Bro a fucking line????? At fucking WALMART!?

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yankee-flatline:

deltasniper1000-rises:

Bro a fucking line????? At fucking WALMART!?

This COVID19 shit need to be over by June or I’m going to have to intervene.

What are you gonna do?

The Phantom of the Opera is a guy in a mask who pretends to be a supernatural creature to harass his…

gainaxvel3o:

The Phantom of the Opera is a guy in a mask who pretends to be a supernatural creature to harass his opera house into giving him ransom money, causing disasters when they don’t pay him.

Clearly, they should have hired these guys to stop him:

elodieunderglass:yawning-caverns:clowncarbonation:bigenderbeas...

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trinity 

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

Excuse me, but now I have to delete these pictures off my family’s iCloud before I get some confused…

bodhrancomedy:

Excuse me, but now I have to delete these pictures off my family’s iCloud before I get some confused texts.

I like to think about Aziraphale being nervous that Heaven is going to come banging down the door…

whiteleyfoster:

I like to think about Aziraphale being nervous that Heaven is going to come banging down the door after Armageddidn’t. You know, just being generally nervous and needing to be reassured 🙃

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Whenever I think about students using AI, I think about an essay I did in high school. Now see, we…

reasonablywittyatbest:

Whenever I think about students using AI, I think about an essay I did in high school. Now see, we were reading The Grapes of Wrath, and I just couldn’t do it. I got 25 pages in and my brain refused to read any more. I hated it. And its not like I hate the classics, I loved English class and I loved reading. I had even enjoyed Of Mice and Men, which I had read for fun. For some reason though, I absolutely could NOT read The Grapes of Wrath.

And it turned out I also couldn’t...

Playful ice puppies

everythingfox:

Playful ice puppies

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and…

kingcriccket:

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island “if the wind would consent to blow” & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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