Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 268

half the men yall call daddy can’t even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he…

queer-lemons:

liveleaker:

half the men yall call daddy can’t even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

I taught my friend how to chop an onion bc no one taught him how to cook (guy in a conservative Christian family). He was so excited to be cooking for the first time so I made him chop the onion bc I hate doing it. And suddenly he starts yelling “MY EYES ARE WATERING!!!! ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!”. He was so fucking excited but I had to stop hi...

Okay in the midst of this I do wanna say that this absolutely WILL get Trump even MORE support.

dimonds456:

Okay in the midst of this I do wanna say that this absolutely WILL get Trump even MORE support.

So, here’s what you’re gonna do, okay:

GO. FUCKING. VOTE.

Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)

feather-bone:

sovietpostcards:

Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)

[ID: a simple pencil drawing of the toy bear. End]

Captivated by his shapes and his somber gaze

If I traveled to Italy and entered a genuine pizzeria, sat myself down, unzipped my purse and pulled…

supreme-leader-stoat:

mysral:

tooquirkytolose:

thesilverhunt3r:

tooquirkytolose:

If I traveled to Italy and entered a genuine pizzeria, sat myself down, unzipped my purse and pulled out a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch, do you suppose the Italians would swarm for the kill immediately or would they outsource it to the Italian mafia

But it has a picture of pizza on the bottle, surely Big Advertising wouldn’t lie to me so

You would single-handedly bring about an alliance between the Mafia and the Italian s...

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door…

dduane:

sourdough-seal:

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

Will always reblog.

Brian May during the Sheer Heart Attack tour in Japan, April 1975.

debdarkpetal:

Brian May during the Sheer Heart Attack tour in Japan, April 1975.

Today’s Seal Is: GRRR BARK BARK RRRR GRRRRRR

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: GRRR BARK BARK RRRR GRRRRRR

quasi-normalcy:When did the earliest movie that you’ve s...

quasi-normalcy:

When did the earliest movie that you’ve seen and liked come out?

21st century (you have GOT to broaden your horizons, I say this as a friend)

1990s

1980s

1970s

1960s

1950s

1940s

1930s

1920s

1910s

1900s

pre-20th century

They’re young… They’re in love… They eat LARD

zoomar:

They’re young… They’re in love… They eat LARD

British Lard Marketing Board

This illustrated guide to Columbo is really cute

kingjackalope:

This illustrated guide to Columbo is really cute