Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 265

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hikarry:

Good Omens + Text Posts

His throwing skills only get better

everythingfox:

His throwing skills only get better

I feel like more people should know about the Filipino phrase bahala na si Batman. quite literally,…

the-old-fashioned-girl:

the-old-fashioned-girl:

I feel like more people should know about the Filipino phrase bahala na si Batman. quite literally, it means it’s up to Batman. on a more figurative level, it means that you’re leaving something to God/fate - metaphorically represented by Batman, of course.

big event that you haven’t prepared for but you’re going anyway? bahala na si Batman. major exams coming up and you haven’t reviewed yet? bahala na si Batman. about to do anything remotely risky/l...

Via the BBC Archive feed over at the Ex-Bird Place.

dduane:

Via the BBC Archive feed over at the Ex-Bird Place.

daily–cats:

daily–cats:

I know this makes the anti-voting fandom big mad but this is only happening because Murphy was…

sprinkledsalt:

sprinkledsalt:

sprinkledsalt:

I know this makes the anti-voting fandom big mad but this is only happening because Murphy was re-elected by a thin margin in November 2021, bucking a 40 year trend of Democratic governors losing re-election in NJ, because enough people voted for him

Remember, people who have a victim complex about voting:

Time to update the good ol’ pinned post:

How do we break it to boomers with actual brain damage and nostalgic brainrot, and the ‘tradwife’…

zachsanomaly:

How do we break it to boomers with actual brain damage and nostalgic brainrot, and the ‘tradwife’ thirsting Andrew Tate fans that bodyfat, average attire, an overall lack of professional haircare or makeup, and non-conventionally attractive women existed and represented the vast majority of women across all of history?

And that, yes, in fact, their belief that “all women were hot skinny super models” in x timeframe is because they keep posting images of fashion models, actresses, ide...

e-clv:e-clv:im riveted by this. this is the future of...

e-clv:

e-clv:

im riveted by this. this is the future of television. 

this post has rendered my activity feed unusable on so many occasions but I can’t bring myself to delete it. Noodles…

LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL SPY HUSBANDS I AM SCREAMING THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFUL AHSGSJAHSJSKAL

white-bow-tie:

justabigoldnerd:

LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL SPY HUSBANDS I AM SCREAMING THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFUL AHSGSJAHSJSKAL

Thank you SO MUCH @white-bow-tie for these STUNNING PIECES now I’ll always have my blorbos with me 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

That U.N.C.L.E. Thank You card from Waverly is going permanently in my wallet AJDGSJSHSKSK

:DDD !!!🧡🧡🧡🧡

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political…

grandpuppyalpaca:

penny-anna:

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that’s murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that’s two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

60 guys say they’ll stab 1 guy, but he only ends up with 23 stab wounds: peak comedy and peak relatability for group projects. what can surpass it?