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Job applications

lionlass7:

lionlass7:

“five years + experience required”

“please tell us the salary desired if you are offered this position”

“manually enter all the information nicely formatted on your resume into our crappy online job application”

“please provide five personal and professional references”

AND THEN WHEN THEY DON’T EVEN RESPOND BACK??? (thewindthief)

@ jumblr

shiraglassman:

vividlasagna:

shiraglassman:

vividlasagna:

does anybody know any good resources for learning how to speak yiddish?

I don’t actually know but a bunch of people I know from another social media site like playing with Duolingo. Do they have Yiddish?

unfortunately, no :( i checked there yesterday while i was studying for French class, they don’t even have hebrew.

My spouse and I are slightly devastated to hear this T_T I guess I’ll be following this topic with interest, then.

Duoli...

kelslk:ummm so i was watching toy story and i justcouples...

kelslk:

ummm so i was watching toy story and i just

couples costume i mean what

Next year they’ll probably go as Tulio and Miguel.

crewdlydrawn:render-rinary:readyyourbody:sandandglass:P...

crewdlydrawn:

render-rinary:

readyyourbody:

sandandglass:

President Obama with his anger translator at the 2015 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

dude knows he’s on his way out and is takin everyone with him goddamn

#obama had chill once and then he just fucking threw it out the goddamn window

I don’t care what you think about his politics… how can anyone not see that this man is awesome.

The writer's blessing:

ramoorebooks:

May you write 1,500 words with ease. May your characters be lively and not cardboard. May you need little editing. May your muse visit you as soon as you sit. May the Internet not distract you much.May your phone lie dormant while you write.

negovanman:DAMN.

negovanman:

DAMN.

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Nigerian Student Solves 30 Year Old Math Equation and Breaks Academic Record at Japanese University

youngbrilliantandblack:

Nigerian student Utof Ekong has just become the first Nigerian to earn a “First Class Degree” and become the best overall student at Tokai University in Tokyo, Japan since 1965!

The last time anyone graduated with a grade point average similar to Utof Ekong was over 50 years ago. Utof, who put himself through school by working two jobs has won many other academic awards at the university; totaling to about six awards. On top of all his academic excellence, Utof also sol...

I have no idea what this is about, but I get the feeling I...

I have no idea what this is about, but I get the feeling I should be facepalming real hard right now.

(If you can’t read it, it’s a movie called The Indian in the Cupboard.)

I see at least fifteen potential Halloween costumes in this.

I see at least fifteen potential Halloween costumes in this.