Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 225

Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who…

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Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between “men’s” and “women’s” products is like talking to a bric...

Cmon Ohio, baby. You used to be a swing state. You know after all this gargantuan bullshit that you…

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Cmon Ohio, baby. You used to be a swing state. You know after all this gargantuan bullshit that you wanna flip. You would look so pretty in blue. You know you want to.

And all of this:

History loves to repeat itself

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History loves to repeat itself

i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful…

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i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes

theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you “hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest” and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with...

Realizing that Amok Time, from T'Pring’s perspective, is basically the equivalent of a Vulcan…

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Realizing that Amok Time, from T'Pring’s perspective, is basically the equivalent of a Vulcan Hallmark Movie, where a holiday (Pon Farr) makes our hero realize she wants hometown boy Stonn and a simple (Vulcan) life instead of big-city (space) boyfriend Spock, and it all comes to a head in an embarrassing misunderstanding in front of her family, is certainly making me feel some kind of way

It’s on a double bill with “The Wrath of Khanukkah”

Happy Amok Time day

a Very Important Purchase

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a Very Important Purchase

Mice! With occupations!

happy spirk day everyone!!! remember our founding fathers of fanfiction: two guys who were so gay a…

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happy spirk day everyone!!! remember our founding fathers of fanfiction: two guys who were so gay a bunch of women in the 60s invented slash. god bless

I remember years ago when I was still in therapy I told my therapist that I felt bad asking my…

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I remember years ago when I was still in therapy I told my therapist that I felt bad asking my friends for help because a lot of them were also going through some bad stuff and she told me

“You know, sometimes people in crisis will enjoy helping. It can be a distraction from their own problems.”

And then the next week I reached out to a friend who was in the middle of going through something about what I was going through and my therapist was right. That frien...

napoleonandillya:napoleon’s plan A is spectacular. ╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑ ＂

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napoleon’s plan A is spectacular. ╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑ ＂

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he…

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it’s been a long day and he didn’t mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn’t need to do that for my sake.

His resp...