Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 221

Regularly fucked up by the fact that in the U.S. you have to register to vote and that not being the…

german-enthusiast:

dernisseznirp:

Regularly fucked up by the fact that in the U.S. you have to register to vote and that not being the default. Like what the fuck is that?

true!

In Germany, if you’re eligible to vote (meaning a certain age and resident of the area, all depending on type of election), you’ll receive a letter with where to go vote when (usually sundays, often in public buildings such as schools) and information on how to get the papers to vote by letter.

It’s called “Wahlbenachrichtigu...

toasty-cowboy:

toasty-cowboy:

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against…

ralfmaximus:

foldingfittedsheets:

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suin...

There’s an episode of Elementary where we learn that Sherlock keeps an old phone on hand for the…

lost-estradiographer:

still-godless-david:

bits-of-wit:

They were practically indestructible. If you find one, it will most likely still work, no matter how many times it was slammed.

There was a time when percussive maintenance was enrichment for technology.

There’s an episode of Elementary where we learn that Sherlock keeps an old phone on hand for the specific purpose of whipping it out when he makes upsetting phone calls so he can slam the receiver down at the end and I think that’s the smartes...

armengoldira:

armengoldira:

I don’t know which of you needs to hear this but “narc” is not short for “narcissist” when someone…

word-for-today:

bogleech:

headspace-hotel:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

red-mercer:

monkey-mulch:

gaesnek:

grimeclown:

I don’t know which of you needs to hear this but “narc” is not short for “narcissist” when someone calls you a “narc” for snitching they are calling you a “narcotics officer”

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in ...

reckless-glitch:

reckless-glitch:

ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

gnusnoteunuchs:

ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:

napoleonandillya:napoleon goes from precious innocent baby face...

napoleonandillya:

napoleon goes from precious innocent baby face to super judgemental in 1.5 seconds :)

drowninginthepond:

drowninginthepond: