Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2172

My Black Friday experience:

catbountry:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

Seeing a woman get her arm broken by a man because she grabbed the last 3 blue towels in the box
Standing in line for a PS4 with a preacher who showed me how to use my keys to stab people if they try to steal things outta my hands Watching a man who hit an employee over the head with a Doc McStuffins purse get tackled and carried away by two policemen wearing Rudolph antlers Stampede at Khols over pillows Getting in line behind a man with 16 blenders in his...

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try-to-get-writing:

aghostnotaguardian:

littlestsecret:

naity-sama:

Some words to use when writing things:

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My day.

My day.

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everyworldneedslove:dailyhayleyatwell:@HayleyAtwell: #clue...

everyworldneedslove:

dailyhayleyatwell:

@HayleyAtwell: #clue #timcurry

This is now my official reaction gif for EVERYTHING. Let it be noted.

fadetouched:“What about the woman screaming?”“Yeah sorry,...

fadetouched:

“What about the woman screaming?”

“Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”

navydream:I was told I am allowed to have my Christmas spirit...

navydream:

I was told I am allowed to have my Christmas spirit at it’s full capacity now… I’ve been holding since January!!!!!

eileentothestars:So I finally caved and ordered the first Lord of the Rings movie from Netflix. I...

eileentothestars:

So I finally caved and ordered the first Lord of the Rings movie from Netflix. I even got the extended edition because I don’t mess around with these things.

So Fellowship of the Ringcame in the mail today and it wassuper awesome and I was really getting into it but thenthe second disc refused to work and then I finally noticed the HUGE GIGANTIC CRACK IN THE SECOND DISC. THEY WERE JUST ABOUT TO TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR DAMMIT YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME.

music-in-the-bell-jar:hellyeahthomassanders:An Epic...

music-in-the-bell-jar:

hellyeahthomassanders:

An Epic Journey by Thomas Sanders

Epic voice: “I lost you once, but I will search far and wide, and I will not stop, until–”

Thomas: “Found it! Why is the remote all the way out here, Becca?!”

dailysuperhusbands:“What is it, a bumper sticker?! Because...

dailysuperhusbands:

“What is it, a bumper sticker?! Because this poster – not that the poster isn’t very, very, very exciting.”“ It’s beautiful.”“It looks like you two are very intensely in love there.”

Literally the only way you will get me to watch this movie is if it ends in these two making out. And I don’t mean literally as in figuratively, I mean literally as in literally. That is literally it.