Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2167

kardashiansfuckyeah:WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY

kardashiansfuckyeah:

WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY

drankinwatahmelin:thiccthompson:imnonbinary:phd-bitch:YALL YALLL YALLso apparently guys...

drankinwatahmelin:

thiccthompson:

imnonbinary:

phd-bitch:

YALL YALLL YALL

so apparently guys call girls the second she gives them her number to make sure its the right one

when the fuck did this start happening?

like i saw it happen last night and my eyes literally got really wide

this some new level shit forreal

I feel like it started getting more popular in like the past 4-5 years? Coinciding with the rise of smartphones. Honestly and unfortunately your best bet is getting a Google voi...

I took allergy medicine an hour and a half ago why am I still sneezing

I took allergy medicine an hour and a half ago why am I still sneezing

iwantcupcakes:A 23-year-old Robert Downey Jr. in Rented...

iwantcupcakes:

A 23-year-old Robert Downey Jr. inRented Lips(1988)

Lately I try my best to avoid this but– holy young Tony Stark!

brown-skin-thing:smidgetz:This was nice to readYea this...

brown-skin-thing:

smidgetz:

This was nice to read

Yea this made me feel better.

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babbugroot:

icarusinstatic:

constantlycomic:

createdd:

the-narddog:

I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.

OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP

BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS NOT CAROL OF THE BELLS

IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE/SARAJEVO 12/24 AND IT IS SO MUCH FUCKING MORE THAN CAROL OF THE BELLS.

SO DURING THE BOSNIAN WAR (WHICH WAS THIS NASTY-ASS CONFLICT IN BOSNIA AND HERZGOVINA) THERE WAS THIS BADASS CELLO-PLAYING MOTHERFUCKER NAMED VEDRAN SMAILOVIC. HE WAS FROM SARAJEVO WAS UPSET ABOU...

Okay Arthur Conan Doyle has written some weird things into his Sherlock Holmes stories–there...

Okay Arthur Conan Doyle has written some weird things into his Sherlock Holmes stories–there was that thing about the giant rat of Sumatra, of course, and then some magic potion that turned a guy into a monkey or something??? yeah that one was weird–but he’s finally gone too far. Here’s a scene from “The Lion’s Mane.”

“I seem to remember your telling me once about a quarrel over the ill-usage of a dog.”

“That blew over all right.&rdquo...

hesitantalien:fyi: some people aren’t sure of their sexuality straight away and have to spend time...

hesitantalien:

fyi: some people aren’t sure of their sexuality straight away and have to spend time going through the different options and labels before they figure it out. it doesn’t mean they’re faking it. ok

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hutchj:

blvckdynamite:

trebled-negrita-princess:

onyxslaughterhaus:

loptrcoptr:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

bradmajors:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

josswhedons-twittermantrum:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cakelikeowen:

zooophagous:

masterkittens:

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

Fuck you, Barbara

You want to do this now, Helen?

Oh it is on Brenda

Eight o...