Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2122
January 28, 2016
Is anyone else confused about why Jackie Paper stopped visiting Puff? I know it’s supposed to...
Is anyone else confused about why Jackie Paper stopped visiting Puff? I know it’s supposed to be a metaphor for growing up butlike ifyou had a friend thatwas an actual honest-to-goodness DRAGON why would youever abandon him? He’s your friend and he’s a dragon and that’s awesome no matter how old you are. What, did Jackie find someone cooler to hang out with? What’s cooler than a dragon? Get your butt back to Honalee right now Jackie, quit being a moron.
solnishka1927:
nucleic-asshole:
notanoveltyaccountok:
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naked-mahariel:
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why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the...
micdotcom:
Barbie just got an awesome body-positive...
Barbie just got an awesome body-positive makeoverFor more than 50 years, Barbie has been an icon of fashion and beauty — and body type. Now, Mattel is doing something to forever change what Barbie can actually look like. It’s introducing three new body types: petite, curvy and tall,along with seven skin tones and 22 eye colors. One tweet from a fan shows the subtle detail that makes this so amazing.
mollyscribbles:
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eschatolegation:
an...
Tag yourself. I’m ‘burning man’
Oh, Christians. Can’t even decide if they want to ban or appropriate Kabbalah…
…”remote viewing” ???
Remote viewing is a kind of clairvoyance/astral projection where you can see things from afar.
Ohhh. I was trying to figure out what they have against teleconferences.
Man, I’m disappointed. They left Catholicism off the list, and usually the kind...
nodirtydancingontheairmattress:
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nodirtydancingontheairmattress:
Hello big boy!
ok but honestly? how does this lion not maul the fuck out of him.
He’s probably been with these lions for quite a while. The grunting noises the lion makes (or “chuffling” as it’s known as) are his way of saying “hello” to his human friend. Lions have pretty good memories, too, so if the lion was raised as a cub by this dude, it’s very...
Me: *gets a story idea*
Me: *immediately starts planning detailed scenes from the 15th book in the series*
alyjack80:
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hogwartshiddenswimmingpool:
This is...
This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:
His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.
I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblaz...
Asexuals belong in LGBT+ spaces
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January 27, 2016
thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:
Violence Isn’t the Answer
Violence Isn’t the Answer (W/ Winston Cunningham ; FX: Caleb Natale )
Who took my food?! JASON!!–
That was me ten minutes ago. I was mad, but friendship is more important–
That was me fifteen seconds ago. Screw it. *kicks open door* JASON!
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