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downtroddendeity:glumshoe:Fact-check outrageous claims. Even the ones that support your...

downtroddendeity:

glumshoe:

Fact-check outrageous claims. Even the ones that support your ideologies. Donald Trump is an evil person, but don’t go spreading photoshopped pictures of him in Klan robes thinking they’re real. Falling for hoaxes and spreading myths only weakens your credibility and wastes other people’s time.

On the bright side, I have learned a whole heck of a lot about the history of syphilis‘cause you all think Columbus fucked a llama.

I ran across that one years ago and wh...

kaylapocalypse:philsandifer:prokopetz:joestrummin:prokopetz:spaceshipoftheseus:prokopetz:...

kaylapocalypse:

philsandifer:

prokopetz:

joestrummin:

prokopetz:

spaceshipoftheseus:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

To be 100% fair, skeleton mpreg isn’t any more logistically improbable than any other kind of skeleton preg.

Not if it’s a skeleton baby!

But the largest part of any baby is the skull, so a skeleton baby would have exactly as much difficulty passing through the pelvis as a regular baby. The skeleton parent, however, would probably have a much easier time getting a c-section.

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Tomorrow I’m going to go *gasp* INTERACT WITH PEOPLE*horror movie scream in the...

Tomorrow I’m going to go *gasp* INTERACT WITH PEOPLE

*horror movie scream in the distance*

*lightning flashes*

*scary melodramatic music*

thegracefulace:If you are ace because of a previous event in your life, you are still valid. If...

thegracefulace:

If you are ace because of a previous event in your life, you are still valid. If you are ace but you used to identify as something else, you are valid. If you are ace and you’ve known for years, you are valid. If you are ace and you just figured it out, you are valid. If you are ace and out and proud, you are valid. If you are ace and closeted, you are valid. If you are ace and wish you weren’t, you are valid. If you are ace and you wouldn’t change that for the world, you are...

reasons to love harrison ford

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

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madlori:

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james-asslow:

fiyhi:

james-asslow:

1. hates donald trump
2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not
3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN
4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars
5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it...

boredpanda:Movie Myths That Will Change The Way You Look At...

boredpanda:

Movie Myths That Will Change The Way You Look At Movies Forever

I was writing a murder scene once and I was gonna use chloroform as an easy way to knockthe victim out. Needless to say I was not pleased to find out it really doesn’t work that way.

P.S. I ended up going with succinylcholine. You’re welcome, writers.

armamegan:I like to tell people I am Matt but truthfully I am...

armamegan:

I like to tell people I am Matt but truthfully I am Jason.

Person (off-camera): Matt, why are you single?

Matt: I just really want to work on myself before investing in someone else.

Person: Nice. What about you, Jason?

Jason: Nobody wants to date me.

Canada Just Wants To #TellAmericaItsGreat : NPR

Canada Just Wants To #TellAmericaItsGreat : NPR:

what-larks-pip:

Dear Canada,

You are also great. And lovely. And you made me cry a little.

Non-Writing Things to do That Can Make You a Better Writer

bellarosepope:

People talk so much about the different things you can do in your writing to help make you better. You can just write a ton, you can fill out plot charts and character profiles, read a thesaurus, skip editing altogether until you’re 100% done etc. But what about things you can do that aren’t even writing related that’ll make your writing better?

Here are a few things you can do in your free time that’ll give your writing an edge and add something more than just writing doesn’t...

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hollowedskin:

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kerryrenaissance:

silverbellsolicitor:

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair
Like no
Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures a...