Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 140

Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must…

arkangelo-7:

arkangelo-7:

Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Bruci...

the category is: line delivery

dogdayafternoon1975:

the category is: line delivery

Do you guys think Barbie exists in the Star Trek universe? Because it would be really funny if they…

icantspellthings:

Do you guys think Barbie exists in the Star Trek universe? Because it would be really funny if they started making like diversity barbies when we discovered aliens were real. Like whenever someone joins the federation, they make barbies of them.

This is Vulcan Barbie, this is Tellarite Barbie, and this is Andorian Barbie, together with Star Fleet Barbie, they make up the Federation Barbies® collection. And then people were like but we want more representation, so they started ma...

I really hate “Democrats just wanted the DOJ to save them from Trump instead of having to defeat him…

sprinkledsalt:

sprinkledsalt:

I really hate “Democrats just wanted the DOJ to save them from Trump instead of having to defeat him themselves” when we literally did defeat him in 2020, and no, Democrats wanted this convicted criminal to go to prison because he committed crimes and someone who tried to overturn the election should be in jail. Hope that helps!

That take is really just scolding liberals for thinking Trump should’ve been held accountable for crimes. They would not make this argument fo...

aviss:thefingerfuckingfemalefury:fluffmugger:ainaraoftime:ainaraoftime:one of my favourite...

aviss:

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ainaraoftime:

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portugues...

a thriving vent ecosystem

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pangur-and-grim:

a thriving vent ecosystem

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rev-another-bondi-blonde:

ami-v-dragnire:Day 1 // First Dance..event hosted by...

ami-v-dragnire:

Day 1 // First Dance

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event hosted by @ineffable-wives-central

turns out those were wolfdogs some awful uk influencers own. i was assuming it was a vid from a zoo or rehabilitation center. my bad y'all. Anyway don’t support the wolfdog breeding industry.

catgirl-bartender:

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oysters-aint-for-me:

tgirl-thucydides:

Wolfs: “Harmonize with us, lil buddy!”

Husky: “I’m hearing you, and I’m listening. And its great! But lemme teach y'all about a little something we in the business call ‘Lyrics’”

I love how he finds the words to describe the concepts that float around my head daily ❤️❤️❤️❤️ love…

escaping-amish:

I love how he finds the words to describe the concepts that float around my head daily ❤️❤️❤️❤️ love him!