Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 137

Mark Twain was such a weird guy and I respect him so deeply for it

weaver-z:

Mark Twain was such a weird guy and I respect him so deeply for it

This post genuinely altered the trajectory of my life and how i make a lot of my decisions and i…

nailsinmywall:

This post genuinely altered the trajectory of my life and how i make a lot of my decisions and i think about it so much

very messy amok time 😁

savillum:

very messy amok time 😁

it’s not mentioned in the song but in the corner of the piano man bar there is a mouse hole and…

rose-of-pollux:

thebreakfastgenie:

taavicleric:

thebreakfastgenie:

it’s not mentioned in the song but in the corner of the piano man bar there is a mouse hole and inside that hole is a smaller replica of the bar staffed and patronized by mice who perfectly mirror all of the characters and they all say squeak us a song you’re the piano mouse and mouse what are you doing here while they put cheese in his tiny jar

Stuart’s a real estate novelist

Who never had time for a wife

And he’s talking with Mickey

W...

A PSA about the latest Vulture article to drop about Neil Gaiman -

thunderandsage:

gorgonstaringcontest:

A PSA about the latest Vulture article to drop about Neil Gaiman -

Do not fucking read it if you are not in a stable state of mind.

Triggers include, but dare I say, are not limited to -

Sexual assault and misconductAnal, digital, oral, and vaginal rapeForced urine/faeces consumptionVomit/forced vomit consumptionFinancial abuseGaslighting and manipulationSexual conduct in front of a minor (NG’s son) Sexual humiliation and degradationDisordered eating, anorexia, a...

Those spies from the 60s got something going on

el-on-mars:

ALT

Those spies from the 60s got something going on

This tweet lives rent-free in my head now. Hands-down the best comment about the relationship…

fastenyourseatbelts:

shaggydogstail:

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This tweet lives rent-free in my head now. Hands-down the best comment about the relationship between art and artist.

I would reblog this a thousand times if I had the strength to

also. re: neil gaiman. for all the people wondering, “what if the celebrity I like turns out to be…

sixty-silver-wishes:

also. re: neil gaiman. for all the people wondering, “what if the celebrity I like turns out to be like him?” I just want to say a few more things-

now is a good time to evaluate your relationships with celebrities or internet personalities. this is just like, a healthy thing to do in general; I do it on a regular basis when considering the celebrities whose work I like. take a minute to think about how you feel about those people, and ask yourself how personal your attachment...

teaboot:theyshutmedownagain:Jesus christ I love humanity

teaboot:

theyshutmedownagain:

Jesus christ I love humanity

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

striders:

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die