Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 116

thebaconsandwichofregret:strawberryjayne:I love watchi...

thebaconsandwichofregret:

strawberryjayne:

I love watching big dogs teach little dogs the rules. They always have such big “old timer employee giving the intern orientation” energy. They’re so businesslike about it. This is their valued junior colleague, they are showing them the break room and the photocopier trick.

they forgot what they were talking about

she-makes-things:

lenaellsi:

they forgot what they were talking about

The hands, the tension 🫠

I love birdwatchers they’re like “I just saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE BIRD SPECIES! I’ve always dreamed…

byjove:

graphi-horse-time:

byjove:

byjove:

byjove:

I love birdwatchers they’re like “I just saw my ALL TIME FAVORITE BIRD SPECIES! I’ve always dreamed of seeing one in the wild! I am ECSTATIC!” and it’s the most boring looking little brown bird you’ve ever seen.

And I’m watching the video like “whoaaaa what’s it going to be! woodpecker? red-headed woodpecker? eastern whip-poor-will? northern mockingbird? it’s a Bachman’s sparrow? oh, okay. neat.”

I feel like I need to show you a Bachman’s sparrow for...

Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

mctreeleth:

pippastrelle:

Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

Suitors:

ALT

In her defence, I also have textile projects that I started 20 years ago that I still haven’t finished.

*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

vampy-campy:

*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

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musicalhell:

fluffy-critter:

reiayanamismom:

iamprophet4profit:

ya-wn:

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

Here he is all grown up!

His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem

But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians

That’s a great cat right the...

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mortimermcmirestinks:

turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the f...

theweirdwideweb:

theweirdwideweb:

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square-adox:killowave-the-2nd:

square-adox:

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