Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 112

six years ago today I visited the Laumdronat

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dragon-in-a-fez:

six years ago today I visited the Laumdronat

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i’m not ashamed, i’m disgusted. i am one of the 75 million who fought like hell to prevent this.

wilwheaton:

Watching these shitty little wanna be tyrants try to bully a real leader is sickening.

Don’t be embarrassed or ashamed. Be disgusted. Be outraged. Stand with Ukraine. Stand with every other country in the world that isn’t controlled by a tyrant.

Timing is everything

mckitterick:

mckitterick:

Timing is everything

this famous photo was featured as a center spread in the British Daily Mirror newspaper on Oct 9, 1962

photographer Jim Meads was with his two children as the then-experimental Mach-2 Lightning F1 fighter jet roared in to land at De Havilland Airfield near their home

a fuel leak caused catastrophic failure and the plane flipped. pilot George Aird ejected at the last moment, hit a greenhouse, and fell through the roof, breaking both legs as he landed un...

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@bonefarm

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friendlyfrankenstein:

our-queer-experience:

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Putting a highlight on this part specifically, teach children that they have the ability to fight back

Not only does CT have Berlin, it also has–

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel

10 times as many Londons as England

30 times as many Parises as France

World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.

I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.

New York ran out of names to take so they just started taking other states

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Not only does CT have Berlin, it also has–

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Bringin back that Cold War en...

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude…

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runwildwithme:

charminglyantiquated:

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

It’s the best painting that exists

I don’t know about you, but I really want to know what’s written on there - wa...

reposting this from twitter bc it’s making me lose my mind

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reposting this from twitter bc it’s making me lose my mind

I think every film critic review needs a footnote called the “fun-o-meter” where they ignore…

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

I think every film critic review needs a footnote called the “fun-o-meter” where they ignore everything they said in the previous paragraphs and have to answer objectively. put it on a scale. good good to bad good to bad good to bad bad. for example. did venom get a 30% on rotten tomatoes? yes. but watching sweaty tom hardy sit in a fish tank and eat a live lobster was VERY fun. some movies aren’t meant to win awards. they’re just meant to be a hoot n a holler

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so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and…

martymartinloki:

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so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

there are no rules in...