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April 27, 2014

Release Date: THE MATING GAME by Melissa Snark

To be released from The Wild Rose Press on June 20, 2014.



Two males…two friends…a competition for the right to claim The Heart of the Iron Stone Pack.

An
alpha female at her core, Theresa Sanchez struggles to protect her
young daughter, but rivalries and politics create volatility in the
pack. As Theresa comes into heat, lust and need rule her body. Her pack
demands only the most virile
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Published on April 27, 2014 14:15

April 25, 2014

Gizoogle translates Male Pattern Blindness

tha milk

Mista Muthafuckin Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snark: "I can't find tha milk!"
Mrs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snark: "Therez a gallon jug behind tha inch-high forty of tabasco sauce. Look straight ahead."
Mista Muthafuckin Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snark: "Huh. Oh, yeah. I peep it"
Mrs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snark: "I don't peep how tha
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Published on April 25, 2014 21:39

Book review: PRIVATE TASTING by Nina Jaynes

Years of fantasizing about her sexy Sicilian neighbor, Lucio De Luca, is
about to end—tonight. Beth Thomas has plans for the luscious vineyard
owner. She knows he's not the commitment kind of guy and doesn't care.
One night—an entire night if the bulge in his jeans is any indication—is
all she needs. Or so she thinks. Will a taste quench her thirst or whet
her appetite for more?

Available
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Published on April 25, 2014 14:55

April 23, 2014

It's a Mystery: The 4th Snark Child

Miss Bear to Mr. Snark: "There's a mess in the family room."
Mr. Snark: "Really? A mess? Who made it?"
Miss Bear: "Hmmm..."

She actually draws this sound out for a really long time...



Miss Bear: "...mmmmmmmm... It's a mystery!"

Miss Bear turned 4 today and I came to a startling realization--there is actually an invisible child living with us who leaves wet towels on the bathroom floor,
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Published on April 23, 2014 08:38

April 22, 2014

Dark Light of Day and Fiery Edge of Steel by Jill Archer || #Giveaway

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Published on April 22, 2014 21:30

Free on Amazon: Romance Novels from The Wild Rose Press || April 22nd - 26th

When
the gods realize the beast they unleashed should never have been
unshackled, they throw together modern-day Emma and ancient Torin to set
the world aright. 



Free on Amazon





When a superhero meets a guardian of the fairy world, the bad guys had better watch out. 



Free on Amazon




When
she marries into wealth and position, she discovers the path leads to
despair for a love
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Published on April 22, 2014 09:55

April 21, 2014

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