Melissa Snark's Blog: The Snarkology, page 70
June 22, 2014
Date Night
It began typically,
Mrs. Snark: "Hey, it's been eleven years since we saw a movie in the theater together. And The Boy is a teenager now, so he can theoretically be trusted alone with Miss Bear for two hours. Let's go out this Saturday night!"
Mr. Snark: (delay) "Oooo-kay. What do you want to see?"
Mrs. Snark: (snaps out) "Maleficent!"
Mr. Snark: "Do we know what's playing?"
Mrs. Snark:
Mrs. Snark: "Hey, it's been eleven years since we saw a movie in the theater together. And The Boy is a teenager now, so he can theoretically be trusted alone with Miss Bear for two hours. Let's go out this Saturday night!"
Mr. Snark: (delay) "Oooo-kay. What do you want to see?"
Mrs. Snark: (snaps out) "Maleficent!"
Mr. Snark: "Do we know what's playing?"
Mrs. Snark:
Published on June 22, 2014 13:59
June 20, 2014
Release Day: THE MATING GAME
Woo-Hoo!
Today is release day for The Mating Game! Below is the blurb and buy links. My publisher has the ebook 50% off at time of post.
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Today is release day for The Mating Game! Below is the blurb and buy links. My publisher has the ebook 50% off at time of post.
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Published on June 20, 2014 15:26
June 18, 2014
State of the Snarkology 6/18/2014
So as I watched season 3 of Falling Skies, I've discovered what may be a universal TRUTH about evil villains (especially hottie blonde chicks). This startling discovery also comes from BattleStar Galatica, IE sex scenes between Six and Baltar.
Evil chicks have SPINES THAT GLOW RED WHEN THEY'RE GETTING IT ON!
In other news:
BATTLE CRY 2nd draft is officially off for its first editing round
Evil chicks have SPINES THAT GLOW RED WHEN THEY'RE GETTING IT ON!
In other news:
BATTLE CRY 2nd draft is officially off for its first editing round
Published on June 18, 2014 18:08
June 17, 2014
Goodreads Book Giveaway: The Mating Game
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Published on June 17, 2014 21:05
June 12, 2014
What to Read After FSOG: The Gemstone Collection Part 2
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Published on June 12, 2014 22:00
June 9, 2014
TARNISHED HERO by Tara Mills
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Published on June 09, 2014 22:00
State of the Snarkology: Writing Goals 2014
Back on January 5th, I wrote up a set of writing goals for 2014. Now that it's June, I find myself wanting to revisit my list to see how I'm doing. I'm curious whether I'm on track or not to achieving any of them.
Original goal in blue.
Commentary in red.
1. See
THE MATING GAME published and promoted. (This one is a gimme since all
the real work is done. My Wild Rose editor says we're
Original goal in blue.
Commentary in red.
1. See
THE MATING GAME published and promoted. (This one is a gimme since all
the real work is done. My Wild Rose editor says we're
Published on June 09, 2014 11:34
Random Snark: 21st Century Daddy Problems
Heard shouted from the family room....
Mr. Snark: "Miss Bear, stop putting My Little Pony stickers all over everything!"
Mr. Snark: "Miss Bear, stop putting My Little Pony stickers all over everything!"
Published on June 09, 2014 11:15
THE MATING GAME available in paperback
I found out today that THE MATING GAME is available on Amazon as a paperback in advance of the June 20th release date. I'm still waiting on my shipment from my publisher so I hope this means I'll have it in my hot little hands any day now!
Two males…two friends…a competition for the right to claim The Heart of the Iron Stone Pack. An alpha female at her core, Theresa Sanchez struggles to
Two males…two friends…a competition for the right to claim The Heart of the Iron Stone Pack. An alpha female at her core, Theresa Sanchez struggles to
Published on June 09, 2014 06:43
June 5, 2014
A Chat with Daniel Lance Wright || ONE DAY IN LUBBOCK
William Dillinger had believed the only way to live was
unmarried and unencumbered. That is, until he reached the age of seventy two
with a criminal history. Regrets over a lifetime of mistakes mires him in daily
doldrums
unmarried and unencumbered. That is, until he reached the age of seventy two
with a criminal history. Regrets over a lifetime of mistakes mires him in daily
doldrums
Published on June 05, 2014 22:00
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