Melissa Snark's Blog: The Snarkology, page 72

Too Much Information

 TMI: Too Much Information. The common colloquial usage implies that the sharer has imparted personal details that are simply too personal or maybe too gross for anyone to really want or need to know.

I love the way XKCD has found a secondary implicit meaning: there is simply too much information. Period. As in WAY TOO MUCH, regardless of quality and source.

On any given day, the Internet

Free on Amazon: Romance Novels from The Wild Rose Press: May 20-24th

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The Mystery of the Missing Fish

Miss Bear has a Siamese Fish. It is blue and lives in a bowl in the kitchen. She got it for her birthday last year. She likes it a lot but I take care of it.

On Friday night, Mr. Snark returned to bed following a downstairs excursion. I was sound asleep, so obviously, he thought it was an appropriate time to drop a bomb.

Mr. Snark: "Do you know that the fish isn't in his bowl?"

Instantly, my

Bad Writing Metaphors: The Forest for the Trees

Scedule for Shades of Rose Media tour || A CAT'S TALE

It's my first day back from vising my family in Arizona, so I'm still getting situated. I'm excited to announce the tour schedule for the Shades of Rose Media tour for A CAT'S TALE.




 Genre: Paranormal Romance

Alpha werewolf, Jared Kohl, wakes up in a vampire’s dungeon, swearing
revenge upon the wily Siamese werecat who lured him there with her
sultry lips and the sweetest tail. To escape

Book Review: PARIS ROSE by Dawn Douglas

When Lucy Rawlinson moves into the fixer-upper next door to her
ex-husband, Nick, she has more than renovations on her mind. Desperate
to win back his love, she begins a campaign to reignite the passion they
once shared.

Nick is haunted by the same bitter-sweet memories of their marriage
and the baby they lost, but he is determined to never forgive his
ex-wife's infidelity. All Nick

Free on Amazon: Romance Novels from The Wild Rose Press: May 13-17th

 

The magic of Cotton Grass Lake may heal broken hearts, but is it enough to keep them from breaking again?


Cotton Grass Lodge 











After a near-death experience on the ocean, Elisha is determined to find
the truth about her sister's disappearance, despite repeated warnings
from a handsome tour company owner to quit her investigation and leave
the island.

State of the Snarkology: May 2014

Just a quick note to let everyone know that I'm officially taking some time off blogging in May and June to accommodate family vacations, the end of the school year and housing renovations. I'll be around, and I'll probably engage in some impulse blogging, but I won't be hosting daily guests except for a few special instances.

THE MATING GAME: Release date June 20, 2014 from The Wild Rose Press.

Free on Amazon: Romance Novels from The Wild Rose Press: May 6-10th

When Sarah Langston catches teenager Angie Peters shoplifting a
maternity shirt from her store, the last thing she intends is to become
involved with the girl's uncle. 


Secrets (Seaclusion Series)







Audrey indulges in a midnight tryst with a handyman on an upscale dude ranch but all is not as it seems.

Whatever, Forever







When

Paranormal Romance Guild May Giveaway || THE MATING GAME

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Two males…two friends…a competition
for the right to claim The Heart of the Iron Stone Pack.


An alpha female at her core, Theresa
Sanchez struggles to protect her young daughter, but rivalries and politics
create volatility in the pack. As Theresa comes into heat, lust and need rule
her body. Her pack demands only the most virile male have her. How can she
choose only one mate