Pseudonymous Bosch's Blog, page 33
March 2, 2011
IMPOSTOR ALERT!
Uh oh ... The Impostor has just announced that he will be making another appearance as Pseudonymous Bosch.
This one takes place this Friday, March 4 at the unsuspecting Flintridge Bookstore and Coffeehouse in La Canada, California, at 3:30 pm.
Go and give the Impostor a piece of your mind! At least take notes, and see what he's saying.
Got it? That's:
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February 27, 2011
file under ... ?
It's only fiction until someone proves that it's true.
-Quiche
February 24, 2011
February 22, 2011
February 13, 2011
An Anne Onymous Emergency Drill
0:00- I look out the window and see all the members of the Midnight Sun.
0:01-0:20- I stash my carefully disguised book in my backpack and inconspicuously dismount the bus.
0:21-0:50- I run to the nearest bathroom and hide under the sink.
0:51-1:10- I call the most disgusting person on my bus- he picks his nose then -ugh- eats it (not his nose, the bugers) and tell him to pick his nose in the middle of the street.
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February 9, 2011
Emergency Drill
This emergency drill in from Agent A.:
0:01 I quickly place the book in the person's lap that is siting behind me. Luckily, he had fallen asleep and was not even near to being a friend.
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0:05 I pull my "In Read More...
February 2, 2011
Have you heard?
When Audiophile told Mr. Bosch that the audiobook for THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE was going to win an Audiophile Earphones Award, he was livid.
Don't you mean Earache Award?!?!? Alas, they did not.
You can hear some of it here.
It's being read by Joshua Swanson.
You can tell this guy's off his rocker, check out what he said:
He clearly didn't see Mr. Bosch durRead More...
January 31, 2011
'ello ...
The British edition of THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE is coming out on FEB 1.
It appears your island nation was not secure from the entrance of this contraband material.
Be on the look out for it. If you see someone reading it, BE VERY ALARMED.
And there is still reason to be concerned for the goings on at this slanderous British webRead More...
January 29, 2011
Head of the class ...
Agent S writes in:
YA KNOW, I THINK IT WAS UNNECESSARY TO CALL CABBAGE FACE, "CABBAGE FACE" UNLESS HE LOOKED LIKE THIS...
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Lettuce agree!
-Quiche
January 26, 2011
Word of the Day - Stickybeak
This word could describe many of you, dear Secret Series readers:
The Wordnik Word of the Day for January 26, 2011 is
stickybeak
http://www.wordnik.com/words/stickybeak
(noun) An inquisitive person; a Nosey Parker.
(noun) The act or an instance of looking at or watching something, especially something which does not directly concern the one looking.
(verb) To pry or to snoop.
'Stickybeak' is Australian slang. A synonym is 'toffee-nose.'
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