Pseudonymous Bosch's Blog, page 32
April 15, 2011
It's that time ... YET AGAIN!
For the finale installment of ... CAPTAIN COURAGE!! And Kid Courage!
Find out what happens to our heroes in the thrilling conclusion of this story. Words by Matthew Cody, images by Eric Wight.
-Quiche
April 12, 2011
Roald Dahl on cereal boxes?
In Britain, publishers are so desperate to get kids to read that they're turning to cereal boxes, and they're starting with Roald Dahl's books--including PB's personal favorite, CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. What do you think--would Dahl have liked to have his books printed on the back of a box of frosted flakes? Couldn't they have chosen a chocolate bar instead?
The same article notes: "A survey of 8 to 12 year olds conducted by Asda found that, while 78 per cenRead More...
April 5, 2011
It's that time again ...
It's time once again for another adventure with ... CAPTAIN COURAGE!
Read and enjoy this new Guest Ghost, by Matthew Cody.
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-Quiche
April 1, 2011
The Secret - revealed
I've decided I can't take the pressure anymore. Everyone writes in asking for the Secret. So, today I am going to give in and tell everyone.
The Secret, the one true secret of the one true science, finally revealed. A little bit later today. I just need to double check it.
Stay tuned.
-Quiche
March 30, 2011
Sock it to me
Agent Random Ninja Penguin sends in these photos of a sock monster. Complete with a hidden compartment in the back - perfect for hiding tuning forks in.
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Thanks, Random Ninja Penguin!
-Quiche
March 25, 2011
Terms defined
This scandalous email came in from a loyal reader:
Dear Quiche,
One of my so called "friends" sent me this:
He has read PB's books, has a deep hatred for chocolate, and puts mayo on every thing (including Italian sausage)!
A lie I say! A lie!
Sincerely,
Whatever you have decided to call me.
March 23, 2011
Meet me at the burgoo joint - a word of the day.
If only there were more woodland feasts to get a nice bowl of gruel at. If only!
-Quiche
The Wordnik Word of the Day for March 23, 2011 is
burgoo
http://www.wordnik.com/words/burgoo
(noun) A seamen's term for a dish made of boiled oatmeal seasoned with salt, butter, and sugar; gruel.
(noun) A kind of soup made with many different kinds of meat and vegetables, highly peppered and served very hot: popular in Kentucky and other places, especially at barbRead More...
March 15, 2011
Chocolate Books for Easter
I'm not certain how I feel about Easter. I'd like to put an end right now to this absurd notion that rabbits go around hiding eggs all willy-nilly. I went to law school.
As if sending kids looking for stale bits of candy in the garden isn't bad enough. Why never carrots? The question begs to be asked. And now this! Hubpages here has selected some chocolate kids books for Easter and suggests giving kids books about chocolate for Easter - including THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, byRead More...
March 4, 2011
Hey!
From Agent MK - the self-styled "really annoying fan":
anything like your rabbit?
You'll never prove that was me! Those witnesses are not reliable. They have coal for eyes!
-Quiche
March 2, 2011
5 tons?!?
The Guinness Book of World Records certified a 9,702-pound chocolate bar as the biggest bar of chocolate ever at a ceremony in Armenia recently.
It was made by Grand Candy Factory and contains all natural ingredients, including 70 percent cocoa mass.
The chocolate bar is 224 inches long, 110 inches wide, and 10 inches thick.
And it was broken up and given away, Read More...