Pseudonymous Bosch's Blog, page 27

September 25, 2011

This guy is sweet

This idea combines two great loves of Pseudonymous: mummies and sweets. I know that honey isn't chocolate, but it's still a pretty sweet idea.


THE MELLIFIED MAN


Mellified Man, or human mummy confection, was a legendary medicinal substance created by steeping a human cadaver in honey. The concoction is mentioned only in Chinese sources, most significantly the Bencao Gangmu of the 16th-century Chinese pharmacologist Li Shizhen. Relying on a second-hand account, Li reports a story Read More...

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Published on September 25, 2011 17:43

September 24, 2011

From evil comes

This messages comes in from someone with a scary name:


yo sup Psedude?
right, so i dont like to inform you but.............. here's a picture of the three unknown kids i found on the internet (that's not a very safe place) ....



My Evilness,                      &Read More...

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Published on September 24, 2011 17:30

September 23, 2011

You will not click this link ... You will not watch this video

THE NAME OF THIS BOOK IS SECRET was a Booked-Up selection for the year. 


Booked Up is an organization that encourages reading by letting 7th graders chose a free book from a list.


What's even more shocking is a video on the site. Watch it, if you dare.



-Quiche


 

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Published on September 23, 2011 17:30

September 22, 2011

Time (card) for a disguise

Agent EA writes in with this:


I am a procrastinator.
I read your book, telling me to put it in a disguise.
And I failed you.

But the other day I was re-reading the book (my motives are a secret) on my way back from school, and I saw a seemingly perfect woman with white gloves.

Here is my time card:


Time:                  How long it took:&Read More...

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Published on September 22, 2011 21:00

This fan art will self-destruct! ... Possibly

This drawing and note comes in from Agent Tex:


Mr. Pseudonymous Bosch,
Yesterday after buying the fifth installment of the Secret Series and reading for much longer than I should have, I sketched this up.
Cassandra gets suspicious after hearing footsteps in the dark. Hmm, what's that behind her?
Oh, did I say Cassandra? I meant... Uh, no one! Why would I draw a character so dangerously close to the secret? I wouldn't!
I think this is the perfect time for me to make my Read More...

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Published on September 22, 2011 17:33

September 21, 2011

Watch out, Santa Monica California

The Impostor is headed your way.


Wednesday, September 21, 2011.


7:00 PM.


Barnes & Noble.


3rd Street Promenade.


1201 3rd Street, Santa Monica, CA 90401


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-Quiche


 

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Published on September 21, 2011 01:32

September 19, 2011

IT ALL ENDS TOMORROW!

THE SECRET SERIES BOOK FIVE - COMING SEPT 20, 2011 - IT CAN'T BE STOPPED!


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Published on September 19, 2011 09:34

September 18, 2011

Impostor Appearances

Upcoming Impostor appearances! Two this week!


Here's the plan. In order to confuse the Impostor, we're inviting everyone to dress as Pseudonymous. Hopefully this will turn the tables on that scoundrel!


TUES, SEPT 20, 4PM - PASADENA, CA - Vroman's Bookstore

WED, SEPT 21, 7PM - SANTA MONICA, CA - Barnes and Noble


Possible costume accessories:


Sunglasses


Wig


Top hat


Falcon


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Published on September 18, 2011 22:54

September 15, 2011

Hearing is believing

Some audio excerpts from a Secret book ... click on the book to listen and find out more.


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-Quiche

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Published on September 15, 2011 18:26

September 13, 2011

a divine word

The Word of the Day for September 14 is:

haruspex   huh-RUSS-peks   noun
: a diviner in ancient Rome basing his predictions on inspection of the entrails of sacrificial animals

Examples:
The haruspex declared that the outcome of the battle would be favorable.

"The coroner-cum-haruspex will divine the mystery of her death, read the entrails of the bird that flew too far and too fast...." -- From an article by Violet LeVoit in the BRead More...

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Published on September 13, 2011 21:00