C.K. Burch's Blog, page 324

Did anybody ever actually buy porn in stores or did it just grow in the woods like smutty lichen until the invention of the internet.

just in airports

oh! i figured it out. kids buy porn in airports. they rub one out on the plane then shove the magazine into the bluewater turlet. then when the planes dump their septic tanks over unpopulated areas like we all know they do the porno mags land in the woods.

MYSTERY SOLVED

it’s like a kentucky meat shower but for pornography

Seven chapters and 200 plus pages down.

Time to do something a little crazy.

I’ve had a 300-year-old pirate schooner sink a German U-boat, a fight in a museum involving dinosaur and whale bones, an airplane chase through the Norwegian mountains, and an avalanche inside an ancient Viking cave.

So yes, time to do something crazy in this book.

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Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local

Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local:

tigerthevampirequeen:

erindizmo:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

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it was a gift from the underworld, ur wise to keep it

thismaniacsinlovewithyou:fondafeeling:britneyymarieee:untzi...

thismaniacsinlovewithyou:

fondafeeling:

britneyymarieee:

untzin-around-the-bootiebutt:

eternal-violet-void:

Hi guy’s this is Eternal-Violet-Void’s girlfriend, We decided to post this here since she has many more followers than I do.  PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS.  This girl has been messaging us both non-stop and saying the most hateful things. I don’t know what to say to make her stop so I was hoping to in-list some help from all of you. Thank you guys!

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

Time to expose! Reblog !!!

Urge to punch rising…

Every time I see someone saying things like “homos are gross” and “we should shoot them all” with conviction, I am honestly shocked and disturbed by it.

That’s suggesting someone deserves to die or be shamed throughout their lifetimes because of who they love.

Love is inherent in our human natures. It is sacred and wonderful and it keeps us alive. Why on earth would anyone think someone should die or endure suffering because others disagree with their love?

Who do you think you are to judge the love of others?

Sounds to me like you haven’t had enough love in your own life, and you resent the love you see others receive. I’m sorry for you, Lindsey Shepper, and I hope you’re able to learn to love yourself.

Because all I see here is a person filled with hatred and pain, trying to push those feelings onto undeserving people; and until you can forgive those who have hurt you, and forgive yourself for actions you’ve taken to hurt others, you will not be worth anyone else’s love.

art-of-swords:Sword PhotographyPhotographer: John Magas &...

art-of-swords:

Sword Photography

Photographer: John Magas & Anthea Blanas 
Theme: Mastering Kendo 

Source: Copyright © 2013 John Magas

pandakittiesmosh:And society defines the first two as satanic

pandakittiesmosh:

And society defines the first two as satanic

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Dusting history. Another finding that points to the Atlantean...

Dusting history. Another finding that points to the Atlantean culture.

Archaeologists have discovered Herakleion , a swallowed by the Mediterranean city that has been under water for more than 1200 years. The ruins were found 30 feet deep in the Mediterranean in the Bay of Aboukir near Alexandria.

This city was a center for international trade and possibly a religious center and an input port for trade between the Mediterranean and the Nile

So far we have unearthed more than 64 ships and 700 anchors. They have also recovered coins, weights of giants Athens and tablets with inscriptions in Greek and Egyptian. Researchers believe that these artifacts point to the importance of the city as a trading center .

Also found several religious artifacts including a stone sarcophagus and 16 sculptures that are believed adorned the main temple.

The amount of historical evidence exists of Herakleion , is overwhelming and sure to be key in rebuilding the historic past of Egypt. It is speculated that the city succumbed to water by an earthquake, due to the weight of buildings on the aqueous soil in which it was.

"I will crawl to you across this burning parking lot of a city,lick your body new again like my..."

“I will crawl to you across this burning parking

    lot of a city,

lick your body new again like my tongue

is God’s hand trying to erase and recreate the earth.”

- Sierra DeMulder, “When the Apocalypse Comes,” from The Bones Below  (via thenatureofsin)

Good lord