H.E. Ellis's Blog, page 9
December 24, 2013
Interview With Frosty The Snowman
This past year we’ve chronicled the rapid decline and ultimate downfall of a great holiday icon, Santa Claus. From his original sit down with us in Santa Spam One, to our very revealing interview with Mrs. Claus and right-hand elf Lipshitz in Santa Spam Two, and onto his now infamous drunken tirade in Santa Spam […]
December 23, 2013
Interview with Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
Hello everyone, and welcome to what I’ve come to pray is my last interview. Hey! Pulitzer guy… ya fanug! I might be praying, but that’s all this girl’s doing on her knees for your award! … ahem. Anyway, I’m here with the one and only Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Rudolph how are you doing today? […]
December 22, 2013
Interview with Santa Claus – Part Two
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December 20, 2013
Interview With Santa Claus – Part One
I recently had the privilege of sitting down to an interview with a man who’s known world wide; a man whose public persona is larger than life, but whose private world is shrouded in a centuries old mystery. In this three part series we will discuss his career, his home life, his influence and ultimately […]
December 12, 2013
Oh F*cking Canada!
Reblogged from BrainRants: So after about five-thousand hours of working my Army day job plus my other hamster wheel activities, I finally see some light at the end of the do-loop tunnel and what is it? Read more… 480 more words Everything is better in Canada!
December 7, 2013
The Soundtrack to Characterization
One of the oddest things about my blog is that I rarely utilize it for what it was originally intended- namely, sharing my writing. Since I’m nearly finished with REAPERS TWO, I decided I would share some of the writing techniques I used in the conception of that novella, and hopefully get new ideas from […]
December 5, 2013
Across the Threshold...
Reblogged from Pouring My Art Out: I am honored to announce the release of a book that I had the privilege of being a small part of. Hey, don't buy this book just because you love me and you know I have another very smart daughter who is going to need to go to a […]
November 27, 2013
F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES IS HERE!
Has the stress of facing the holiday season alone got you down? Are you dreading another Thanksgiving Day dinner defending your recreational life choices to your staunch Republican (insert Military Branch Rank of your choice here) Father? Tired of being seated between your fighter pilot/Sunday school teacher/Abercombie & Finch model big brother and your half-dead […]
COUNTDOWN TO F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES
Tell the postman to keep his brown paper wrapping because this is not your father’s porn reading material. That’s right- Volume One of the two eBook novella series F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES will be available for download by Thanksgiving morning, just in time for your holiday festivities! For more Collective fun check out ICONIC INTERVIEWS: […]
September 29, 2013
The Doppelganger Hellis
I am officially traumatized. I promised myself when I started this blog that I would never post pictures of myself, simply because I absolutely LOVE the fact that most people wonder if I am really a dude. The problem is that now even I am not so sure, because something has happened that has shaken […]
