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October 28, 2014
Raider Nation’s Reluctant Member
On the heels of the ass-whooping the New England Patriots gave the Chicago Bears last Sunday, I’ve decided to rerun a post that should do a good job of summing up my present state of misery as a former Pats fan: Picture the scene: It’s February 2012 and yours truly is glued to the television, […]
October 27, 2014
Funny Blog Friday @Hellis’ Blog
***POSTED BY THE GRIM REAPER*** So it seems that I am the subject of another interview over at H.E. Ellis’ blog this Friday, October 31st for a blog hop called Funny Blog Friday. Like I don’t have enough to do. Doesn’t this woman know it’s Halloween?!? The one day a year the souls of the dead are allowed to […]
October 25, 2014
You Named My Phone Benedict Cumberbatch
So thanks for that. Now I have to type nineteen characters every time I refer to my phone. Dicks. There were some “Other” creative offerings as well such as: Elvis Yoda Preachy Capt. Kirk (PMAO) Surly Chewbacca (BrainRants) Aunt Edith who always correct me (SNB) Trent “Buckeye” Lewin (I wonder who?) Since you all think you […]
October 24, 2014
Funny Bloggers Wanted! #FBF
Originally posted on Angst:
FUNNY BLOGGERS: WE WANT YOU!!! Are you a funny blogger? Do you know a funny blogger? Do you read someone who’s hilarious, sarcastic, inventive, crazy or inspired in their madness? Send them our way!! Or if you’ve self-declared, We want YOU! SEND OUT THE WORRRDDDD!! A few of us bloggers (who…
FUNNY BLOGGERS: WE WANT YOU!!! Are you a funny blogger? Do you know a funny blogger? Do you read someone who’s hilarious, sarcastic, inventive, crazy or inspired in their madness? Send them our way!! Or if you’ve self-declared, We want YOU! SEND OUT THE WORRRDDDD!! A few of us bloggers (who…
October 22, 2014
Vote To Rename Benito!
I named my phone Benito. Why? Because my phone is a Fascist, that’s why. Fascist in that it starts inputting words as I type- words the phone thinks I want to use, only to guess wrong and insert its own word anyway. You have a phone like that too? Well grab a name tag and a […]
October 13, 2014
Andiamo Columbus!
Caio Lettori! That’s “Hello Readers!” according to Google Translate. Being Italian I should technically know how to say that on my own, but my family’s dialect is far too regional to communicate anything coherent. Luckily I had the chance to interview fellow Italian and renowned world traveler, Christopher Columbus. Let’s hope his English is better […]
October 9, 2014
Hellis’ Top Ten Horror Movie Villains
In honor of the season I’ve decided to tackle the topic of horror movie villains. Since no one loves a good horror flick more than I do, I’ve decided no Hellis list could be complete without my ten personal favorites. I give you: THE TOP TEN SCARIEST HORROR MOVIE VILLAINS OF ALL TIME Now I […]
September 24, 2014
Hellis Loses Her Mind on an Airplane
The Universe is trying to convince me that I am a hot bubblin’ cauldron of crazy, I shit you not. The story I am about to tell to you actually happened to me on a flight not too long ago. Let’s take a moment to set the stage: Picture a long line of passengers all crammed […]
September 16, 2014
Hellis Breaks Her Phone And Humiliates Herself
DISCLAIMER: I am officially running on two hours of sleep over the course of three days, so no guarantees on the cohesiveness or relevance of this post. I put up a post not long ago about my new phone and my strange text message encounter with someone looking for whomever had my number last (you can catch […]
September 11, 2014
Hellis Cures Insomnia With…Murder
Bear with me while I explain the title of this post. I suffer from bouts of insomnia which leave me with a lot of unstructured time on my hands. This is not a good thing, because I have yet to find a constructive way to fill that time. In other words, I don’t always make […]
