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August 18, 2014
SciFi Face-Off!
Today I have decided to pay homage to the late, great Gene Roddenberry on what would have been his 93rd birthday by conducting an interview I believe he might have enjoyed. Now I ask you, what better way to pay tribute to one of the greatest contributors to the SciFi genre than to have a […]
August 17, 2014
Hellis Gets a New Phone and Havoc Ensues
Listen up, guys. Here’s how it all went down. My former employer requested that I return all equipment assigned to me to perform my job remotely, i.e. laptop and cellphone (the Fascists). Since I do not enjoy being sans communication, I bought myself a brand new phone which came with a brand new number. Soon […]
Hellis gets a new phone and havoc ensues
Listen up, guys. Here’s how it all went down. My former employer requested that I return all equipment assigned to me to perform my job remotely, i.e. laptop and cellphone (the Fascists). Since I do not enjoy being sans communication, I bought myself a brand new phone which came with a brand new number. Soon […]
August 13, 2014
Start-ups, Writing, and Foot Porn
I hate myself right now. Not a desperate, self-loathing kind of hate- it’s more of an “ironic trombone” kind. You see, I decided to trade my uber time-suck of a management job for something part-time in order to free myself up to write and blog and spout my personal irreverent form of rhetoric. This idea […]
Start-ups, writing, and foot porn
I hate myself right now. Not a desperate, self-loathing kind of hate- it’s more of an “ironic trombone” kind. You see, I decided to trade my uber time-suck of a management job for something part-time in order to free myself up to write and blog and spout my personal irreverent form of rhetoric. This idea […]
April 21, 2014
Earth Day Interview With Gaia
In celebration of Earth Day I’ve decided to take a moment to sit down with Gaia, the Earth Goddess. Hello, Gaia. Thank you for sitting down with us today. Oh it’s so good to be here, or anywhere for that matter. And thank you for celebrating Earth Day. It’s a small step towards saving my […]
April 19, 2014
It’s the Easter Bunn–uh…Wallaby?
Spring has finally sprung, and with it our interview with everyone’s childhood favorite, the Easter Bunny. Determined to get an interview with this elusive holiday icon, I cornered him in his underground den and discovered something I’d not expected. I open today’s interview with the question that should have been asked ages ago: HE: Say…you […]
March 31, 2014
I Prank You Not
In recognition of April Fool’s Day I scored a rare opportunity to sit down with the God of Mischief, Loki. HE: “Hello Loki. Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to speak with me and my readers.” LOKI: “Hi.” HE: “Uh, that’s it? ‘Hi?’” LOKI: “Well, I’ve got a lot on my […]
March 16, 2014
Interview with the King of the Leprechauns
Today for our holiday interview we are lucky to have with us Fergus O’Malley, King of the Leprechauns. You seem angry, Fergus. Can you tell us why? Because of today, that’s why. We Leprechauns spend every Saint Paddy’s Day in hiding. But I would have thought you’d be happy on Saint Patrick’s Day. Isn’t it […]
February 16, 2014
Ode to Robert Downey Jr – by David Ellis
Fellow Blogger and surname-sharer David Ellis and I occasionally joke about being related. After reading his Ode to Robert Downey Jr I am convinced more than ever that we are indeed kin. You see, I am such a huge fan of RDJr that it borders on embarrassing. This man does it all; acts, sings, wanders aimlessly […]
