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July 2, 2013
It’s Flagulous!
Hold onto your garders people, because this next interviewee works red, white and blue. To commemorate the Fourth of July and a belated Flag Day we sit down with our nation’s favorite seamstress, the ever saucy Betsy Ross (Sparklebumps). *** So tell me, Ms. Ross, what was it like being raised in a strict religious […]
June 29, 2013
Hellis In Bloggerland – Canadian Edition
We join Hellis on her journey into the Great White North of Bloggerland known as Canadia. Here she meets a crazy cast of Canuk characters who make her reconsider ever leaving home… THE SALT WATER MOOSE AND THE FOUR MAINLANDERS Archon peeked out from behind a tree. “Is it gone yet?” he asked, terrified that […]
Hellis In Bloggerland
Just when I thought I’d said it all, El Guapo says it better. I give you my screenplay as seen through a very handsome lens: THE ADVENTURES OF HELLIS IN BLOGGERLAND Judging from the actors, your movie is a rom-com-buddy cop movie, with Edward Hotspur as the alien no one understands. Hilarity ensues as Edward, […]
June 15, 2013
It’s Time For Father Time
Father’s Day is upon us and with it an interview from the ultimate patriarch, Father Time. *Good Afternoon, uh…is there such a thing as a time reference like “afternoon” in your reality? Why wouldn’t there be? I’m just like you, missy. Minus the white beard. But don’t worry. It’s nothing a little electrolysis can’t help […]
June 13, 2013
Sweet Freedom!!!
It’s finally here- the day I’ve been waiting for- the moment I’ve dreamed of as I slaved away at my desk for thirteen hours a day, six days a week. Rejoice with me because today is no other than… THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!! That’s right. Today marks the beginning of two months of a […]
June 10, 2013
REVIEW: Harem Master
HAREM MASTER by R.B. Hatch When I first chose to review HAREM MASTER I was concerned I’d find nothing more than a glorified Penthouse Forum article. Yes, it does involve a middle-aged man who is “entertained” by a self-appointed harem of females ranging from employees to contemporaries to nymphets. And yes, it is at times […]
June 1, 2013
F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES Update!
Hellis here, taking a quick break from the grind to remind you it’s almost time for the release of the Blogger Compilation Project, F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES! If you’ve signed on to contribute please submit your story as soon as possible. The moment I have all contributions in I’ll release your book! All contributions should […]
May 26, 2013
Three Gruff Sisters and the Troll
Hold on to your garters people, today is another spicy contribution to the F*cked Up Fairy Tales project from the never bland blogger better known as VanillaMom. I decided to post her spin on the classic THREE BILLY GOATS GRUFF on a Sunday, because just reading it will send you to confession. Lock the doors and […]
May 25, 2013
Confessions Of A Star Wars Virgin – Anniversary Reblog!
I have a confession to make. I’ve never seen Star Wars. Or The Empire Strikes Back. Or Return of the Jedi. So on the prompting of a certain wunderkind who calls himself THE ELITE I’ve decided to actually sit down and watch these movies back to back. I’m leaving now to watch Star Wars and […]
May 19, 2013
A Tiny Thumbelina Tale
Pinch me because I must be dreaming. Today we have another amazing addition to the Blogger Compilation Project better known as F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES (I know, I know, the asterisk fools no one, but I’m trying to class my blog up, okay?) Anyway, this little bit o’ tome comes from none other than our very own Beach Bunny Sandy Floyd, […]
