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December 22, 2012
The SANTA SHAME SPIRAL Continues…Interview With Frosty The Snowman
This past year we’ve chronicled the rapid decline and ultimate downfall of a great holiday icon, Santa Claus. From his original sitdown with us in Santa Spam One, to our very revealing interview with Mrs. Claus and right-hand elf Lipshitz in Santa Spam Two, and onto his now infamous drunken tirade in Santa Spam Three. [...]
December 20, 2012
Even Darker Still…
Today we feature the last of the Santa Spam series that documented the final days before Santa’s arrest for prostitution, money laundering and drug trafficking. Tomorrow begins our Countdown to Christmas featuring interviews with his childhood friends and present associates. Prepare yourselves for a shocking inside view of the man behind the beard. I bring [...]
December 19, 2012
The Darker Side Of Santa Claus
We continue our countdown to Christmas with an interview with Santa’s better, or at least other half, Mrs. Claus. Following that is the now infamous Lipshitz post, where we get a glimpse into the seedy underbelly of Santa’s Elf-riddled “Sweatshop.” Today I bring you… SANTA SPAM – PART TWO Filed under: Holiday Interviews Tagged: christmas, [...]
December 18, 2012
The Dark Side Of Santa Claus
With news of Santa’s recent jailbreak spreading like wildfire, I have decided to rerun the original blog posts that started it all- beginning with the original Christmas series SANTA SPAM 1-3. We’ll follow that up with daily interviews ranging from childhood friends who knew him when, to the riff raff who witnessed his fall from [...]
December 15, 2012
A Thought About Helping Newtown
Reblogged from Blurt: Those of you who’ve been coming here for a while know that I’ve been a police officer for, well, a really long time. (image via newtown patch) My colleagues and I tend to minimize what we do. We’ve all got our assigned specialties or things we do because we’re good at them. [...]
December 13, 2012
The Emperor’s New Clothes
Just in time for the holiday season comes the latest installment of our F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES courtesy of the one and only Sparklebumps! The Emperor’s New Clothes (otherwise entitled A Woman Scorned) by, Sparklebumps Once upon a time, there lived a very beautiful boy who longed to be king and live in great finery. [...]
December 8, 2012
The Pentultimate Christmas Shopping List
Just in time for the holidays comes the world’s most epic shopping list! Inspired by the twisted- I mean, creative and clever folks at thisiswhyimbroke.com this list is a veritable smorgasbord of incredibly useless but uber awesome nonsense! We begin with gifts for the SciFi fan in your life. First up is Star Wars and the [...]
December 5, 2012
The Foolishness Of Fandom
Song of the day: John Coltrane AFTER THE RAIN For those of you out there who may not know, today’s birthday boy, El Guapo, was the first adult male fan of my novel, THE GODS OF ASPHALT. As a first time novelist, it was a real trip for me to hear feedback from someone who [...]
December 2, 2012
Romantic Monday – The Road Trip
Imagine you and I in my car driving down a dark, desert highway on one of our spontaneous adventures. I sing Oh! Darling in a gravelly voice just to make you laugh. I take off my shoes and then stretch across the seat, swinging my feet up into your lap. You play with my toes, [...]
Lookin’ Good For Jesus
Good Lord in Heaven I wish I’d come up with this. Click on Jesus to view a list of products. Filed under: Things You Can't Unsee Tagged: Comedy, evil, Funny, Humor, marketing, parody, Random, satire, sick, twisted, unholy, weird, wrong
