H.E. Ellis's Blog, page 17
December 1, 2012
National Novel Writing Month Done!
Reblogged from Megan Stephenson: I am finished. I was disappoint that there wasn’t a firework let off for me but Ohhh well, I am done. I would like to say I enjoyed National Novel Writing Month completely but it had it’s up and downs and I am glad it is going away till next year. I have had fun and think [...]
[Small Chirps] A Flow Chart for Hipsters
Reblogged from thecanaryreview: If the number one rule of hipsterdom is you like things that are cool before anyone else realizes they are cool then any and all genre readers are the ultimate hispsters – right? Who liked Harry Potter before the rest of world did? Yep, that was us, sitting in our own little [...]
November 26, 2012
JAILBREAK AT THE NORTH POLE
//– DATELINE: NORTH POLE –// Associated Press North Pole – Shocking developments today at the North Pole rocked legal and judicial communities all around the world. Santa Claus, under arrest for a variety of charges since early this year, has escaped custody. The warden for the North Pole District Detention Facility declined comment. Unnamed sources [...]
November 25, 2012
Love Is A Four-Poster Bed
Reblogged from H.E. ELLIS: Some of you have noticed that I’ve been on sort of a hiatus lately. The good news in this is that I’ve had some odd luck on the book front sales wise, and it’s forced me to kick writing the next one into high gear. I’ve had the basic outline for [...]
November 24, 2012
Welcome To My Desktop
Anyone who knows me knows that I am an extremely restless individual, and that every now and then I’ve got to switch things up. It could be something as easy as driving a different car for a while, or something as epic as painting my bedroom hot pink. Since I’ve taken on more hours at [...]
Looking for some shopping alternatives?
Reblogged from The Fog of Ward: Ah, Black Friday. If you’re one of those hardy souls who’ve elected to brave the masses at shopping malls, Walmarts, Targets, or wherever, I salute you. I wouldn’t be out there with a gun to my head. During this holiday shopping season, there are lots of calls to “shop [...]
November 23, 2012
Invisible Fellatio
1. Go to Google. 2. Perform an image search on the word “coughing.” 3. Witness countless people giving the Invisible Man a blowjob. Filed under: Things You Can't Unsee Tagged: coughing, Entertainment, fellatio, Funny, Humor, life, love, Media, porn, ramblings, Random, Sex, sick, thoughts, twisted, writing skills
November 22, 2012
Turkey Incognito
All across America families are gathered around their tables in celebration of Thanksgiving; a holiday that commemorates the first harvest of 1621 for the Pilgrims of Plymouth, Massachusetts. Here in New England, the birthplace of Thanksgiving, we honor our forebears by keeping with the tradition of serving turkey, an indigenous bird to this part of [...]
November 21, 2012
Blog Hop: The Next Big Thing
Reblogged from Out Where the Buses Don't Run: I got roped into participating in a blog hop, courtesy of the very talented Melanie, aka Ink Out Loud. If you haven’t read or subscribe to her blog, do so right now. She’s exactly the kind of young, gifted, go-getting writer and actress and all-around creative type that’s [...]
November 18, 2012
Voice of Elmo, Silenced
Reblogged from Life in the Boomer Lane: Fifty-two-year-old Kevin Clash, who, since 1984, has been the voice of the beloved Muppet Elmo, was recently accused of having had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy. Clash took a leave of absence from Sesame Street after the claims surfaced. In June, a young man contacted Sesame Workshop [...]
